That old hot dog shit trick

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

I was wondering about this. We've all seen it in movies and such (im sure some people have done it) someone throws a brown paper bag full of dog shit at someone's door and it explodes.
How exactley do you do that? Get it all melty and what not so that it splatters everywhere?
Inquiring minds wish to know!

[QueenAdrock]

We've all seen it in movies and such

I've actually never even HEARD of this. What movie was it in?

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Um, i've seen it in thise stupid 80's flicks and such. One that sticks out in my mind the most is the scene in Cant buy me love where they go up to this one guys house with a bag of dog shit and when they throw it at the door it splatters all over the place.
Now im wondering what to you do to get that effect? Microwave? One friend suggested putting it into a bucket and mixing it with a bit of water and then dumping it.
im a curious person..

[Bob]

you have to eat it first, try that

[skra75]

you have to put the bag of shit outside the door, light it aflame, then ring the doorbell and run, and when the person answers the door they stomp out the fire, thus, getting flaming shit on their feet.

[afronaut]

You have to remove all Nugent references from your profile. Thats how you get the dog shit to explode.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

you have to put the bag of shit outside the door, light it aflame, then ring the doorbell and run, and when the person answers the door they stomp out the fire, thus, getting flaming shit on their feet.


I was more looking for a simple toss while your egging the house method...

that and this is being planned out for when no one's home.. as inticing as burning the house down sounds.. I dont have insurance.

[Dorothy Wood]

I got really confused by the title of this. I was like, "wait, hot dogs don't poop...but maybe there's an old trick that I don't know about where you can make a hot dog look like it's pooping!"

well, needless to say, I'm disappointed.


as for the "hot dog shit trick". I don't think it's actually hot, like they cooked it. they probably just got some fresh dog poop while it was still warm from the dog's insides. during the car ride, it probably moistens the bag enough so that when you throw it against something hard like the door of Kenneth's house in Can't Buy Me Love, it will explode, or burst open in an exploding fashion.

but, as you may recall, it will only end in a tearful confrontation at the local arcade with Kenneth screaming, "YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE, MAN! YOU SHIT ON MY HOUSE!" and then everyone's just upset.

[RaZoRbLaDe KiSs]

Im not looking for tearful confrontation, there will be none of that. Karma's already done me the favor of paying dues, but im the type of person where I just have to feel like I've done something. Taken matters into my own hands. Sad as that is, after I do this I can rest easy. It's just something I've got to get off my chest.
But that's a good suggestion. I'll take that into consideration. I was actually thinking about going with the bucket method. pouring it all over thier lawn and letting it soak it. That should be good. but if im going with the paper bag im going to need to make a stop at the farm.

[DJ_Skrilla]

I was more looking for a simple toss while your egging the house method...

that and this is being planned out for when no one's home.. as inticing as burning the house down sounds.. I dont have insurance.

pussy, its not the hot dog trick it is indeed the flaming bag trick.

you light it on fire (make sure someone is home) and then ding dong ditch them leaving the firey hot shit bag on their porch. they will open the door immediately try and stomp the fire out and splatter shit everywhere. basically watch "cant buy me love" for further instructions. Sorry I am just repeating what others have said, but thats the only way I have ever heard of. ANd I have not heard of many fires started this way. Just use a small lunch size sack filled up with some good nasty diahrea turds from your favorite neighborhood mut.

Also Poo dollar is a good one. COver one side of a dollar with nasty pooh and lay it poo side down on the sidewalk. Watch from a distance and make fun of the nasty bastard who picked it up and gets a pocket full of poo.

[chrisd]

how bout hot baby moosie shit in a tupper ware

[Rock]

I don't think it's actually hot, like they cooked it. they probably just got some fresh dog poop while it was still warm from the dog's insides. during the car ride, it probably moistens the bag enough so that when you throw it against something hard like the door of Kenneth's house in Can't Buy Me Love, it will explode, or burst open in an exploding fashion.
that is exactly how it is done. fresh poops. none of that stale junk...thats a common rookie mistake.

[Helvete]

Joke is on you if you go picking up this dog shit.

[Rock]

Joke is on you if you go picking up this dog shit.
another rookie mistake. its so much more of an insult and funny if its your own feces.