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b i o n i c
09-27-2006, 10:18 AM
so you go to a party with a date. lets say that date is… pick one:
(black/hispanic/asian/’ethnic’/short/tall/fat/skinny/flat chested/eccentricdressing/whatever/ insert a trait)

this trait and person will just be “X”. im keeping it open so you can insert something you can relate to. now you’re at this party and your date tells you there’s another person, “Y”, there that slept with someone that she too “regrettably” slept with once - someone person “Y” brings up a lot. for some reason its important that you get along with “Y”. so you’re talking to “Y” and everything is cool on your end except “Y” cant stop talking about what a slut she is. “Y" is a very successful agent, a business partner of the hosts. she felt a need to tell everyone how fucked three guys last weekend, a cuban, a black dude and the random doorman, how she’s had crabs twice and more or less wanting to shock everyone with her whorietude. not too impressive, but she goes along to tell everyone that she couldn’t walk on sunday from being fucked so hard, blah blah.

so then she tells the story of how she saw some guy she fucked in town walking around with an <insert trait X> girl and how she thought it was so hillarious, what a blankety-blank-blank he is to be with “X” girl… an incredibly biased statement to begin with. i felt it was at least a little insensitive to X girl and at most passive aggressive that Y would say something like that, and that it was not without purpose that she brought it up.

now of course X girl says that i’m jumping to conclusions, being too sensitive and that somehow my interpretation is some sort of revealing of how i really feel about her. i think that how i feel is in defense of her and, in a way, my dignity but its not like i’d lose any sleep over it, not something i need to hold on to. its just kind of sad for someone to allow themselves to be the butt of a joke like that and a real turn off to know that at most X girl would allow it and at least not be aware of it. if someone said to me, “oh my god! this girl I know went out with a latino guy, ewww!’ i just couldn’t laugh along without at least throwing some sort of jab back and, perhaps, then laughing… but probably more at my own response. its not like id get in a fight over it, but id throw back exactly what i received in a case like that.

since i was supposed to behave around this person, my response was just a puzzled look with a half smile. i sort of think X girl knows what’s going on but wants approval from this group so she lets it go.

does this all make any sense? what do you think? it’s a turn off and im not really interested in someone like that anymore. am i wrong?

mickill
09-27-2006, 11:07 AM
FIRST!

mickill
09-27-2006, 11:08 AM
Wtf are you going on about? That shit looks like math, man.

b i o n i c
09-27-2006, 11:10 AM
math or a geneology experiment. i am going on and on about it, arent i?

mickill
09-27-2006, 11:26 AM
Yeah, it's like, halfway through I'm like stfu, man.

b i o n i c
09-27-2006, 11:42 AM
didnt expect you to enjoy this one too much. im kind of like stfu to myself about it, but if it was to come up, i thought this would help clear my head on the subject. XY + XX - YY + 2X(X +Y) or some shit like that

Kid Presentable
09-27-2006, 11:50 AM
There's enough evidence at the 5% level of significance to suggest I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say.

Dorothy Wood
09-27-2006, 11:51 AM
wait, so you took a puerto rican girl to a party and some slut was making fun of her, but she didn't care?

sounds stupid. I'm glad I wasn't at that party. also, crabs, again! *heebie jeebies*

b i o n i c
09-27-2006, 11:56 AM
she's asian. asian slept with same guy as slut once about a year ago. slut repeatedly brought up this incedent in front of me. i dont care except to think that im being taunted. slut makes joke about some other asian. asian apparently wants to fit in with slut. it goes over asians head. i think asian is weak.

QueenAdrock
09-27-2006, 12:04 PM
^That was much easier.

Dorothy Wood
09-27-2006, 12:05 PM
yeah, that is weak. you should've knocked their heads together *plonk* and jetted.

b i o n i c
09-27-2006, 12:29 PM
i cant believe asian chick tried to tell me i was projecting my own feelings about it on what slut said. that i was making it up and being too sensitive.

slut was all like, "i cant believe i saw so and so with an asian chick the other day. i can't believe i fucked him." and i'm like, "umm hello crab infested cunt-face... i'm here with an asian chick."

but asian chick was all "she was talking about THAT asian chick, not me and you!" is she dumb and was i over-reacting?

jabumbo
09-27-2006, 12:35 PM
you don't happen to know how to do finite difference do you? that would be a big help to me

b i o n i c
09-27-2006, 12:38 PM
f(x + b) − f(x +a)

jabumbo
09-27-2006, 12:39 PM
yeah, because i didnt google it and find that myself...


its due in about 3 hours, so get cracking

b i o n i c
09-27-2006, 12:43 PM
i got nothin for ya, bra

Laver1969
09-27-2006, 12:52 PM
I think the answer you're looking for is.....12.

yooooo
09-27-2006, 12:58 PM
not 12, its 42

HEIRESS
09-27-2006, 01:17 PM
its a logarithm

because shell keep passing them crabs around till it tapers off because eventually everyone will have em