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abcdefz
09-27-2006, 11:13 AM
So my co-worker was telling me about how her son (about 12-13 years old) came home and said a kid had called another kid a douchebag and "What's a douchebag?"

She said she explained how it was a nasty thing to call someone and then explained delicately what a douche is, etc., and the kid was a little freaked, etc.

I asked if it were a delicate thing to explain to a kid that saying some biological thing in a ceratin way could be nasty, but that the biological thing itself was nothing to be ashamed of, etc. (If that indeed were a "value" she hoped to get across.)

She said she didn't understand what I meant, so I went back to her example. I said, "So, you explained what a douche actually is for , right?" and she said yes, and I said "So how do you explain that 'douchebag' is nasty to call a person, but that 'douche' itself isn't some unspeakable thing?"

She said it was a nasty thing to call someone, and so I knew she still kind of wasn't getting it, so I said that a lot of guys aren't really raised to deal with the biology of ceratin male or female "events," so they kind of freak out when they occur, rather than just dealing with them as facts of life. She said she still didn't understand, so I offered as an example that, for instance, a lot of guys won't touch their women when they're menstruating, because they're taught -- overtly or by omission -- that it's so sick and gross, etc.

At that, my co-worker got a pretty flustered and said she'd never heard of such a thing, and she'd never heard that before from ANYONE. I said, yeah, it's not unusual, and that was the end of the conversation -- she was quickly out of the room and back to her desk.

I apologized later for "making her uncomfrtable," but I kind of thought it was weird -- she starts talking about a douchebag and douching, so I figure we're in "adult" territory, but I mention the menstrual cycle and that's over the line? I could see an argument that neither was appropriate, but it's just funny to me where people's squeamishness-lines are drawn.

mickill
09-27-2006, 11:15 AM
FIRST!

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 11:16 AM
FIRST!

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 11:17 AM
Aw, hell. I never should read first before I post. :(

mickill
09-27-2006, 11:17 AM
Close, but no cigar, m'man.

mickill
09-27-2006, 11:21 AM
See, I don't think actual douchebags exist. Like, in feminine hygiene product terms, I mean. Maybe that's why she's so upset, because men are so clueless about these things. Apparently they usually come in aerosol cans.

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 11:23 AM
With sporks.

mickill
09-27-2006, 11:25 AM
'zactly!

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 11:27 AM
SECOND!

Dorothy Wood
09-27-2006, 11:32 AM
douche bags aren't just for the vaj (http://www.narang.com/instructions/douchebagset.html)

Dorothy Wood
09-27-2006, 11:36 AM
that story's kind of like when my mom was saying something about how anal sex is how AIDS got started because some woman told her that the combination of butt-juices and semen somehow morphed into HIV. LOL. and she went on to say "why would anyone do butt sex?!" and I was like, "well, some men derive pleasure from it...and straight people do it too" and she was like, "NO!" and I was like, "yeah, ma, it's true." and she was like, "well, okay, I know, but those people are gross!" and then I just started laughing at her.

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 11:38 AM
Genies are hard to rebottle. :D

Loppfessor
09-27-2006, 11:44 AM
One toke over the liiiine one toke over the line...

Documad
09-27-2006, 11:55 AM
My parents used to have an old red douche bag in their bathroom cabinet. We had all kinds of strange old stuff in there gathering dust.

I found the douche bag after I saw the movie Sybil on TV. My young friend
tried to explain about enemas (her mom was a nurse). My mom never talked about things related to the female body and I was under 10 at this point so we hadn't had any kind of talk yet. I was scared of the douche bag in part because I didn't understand it. I finally worked up courage to ask mom about it. Mom said that it was just a stupid old thing that we don't use and that women who douche are stupid because there is nothing dirty about women's bodies. As mom grew older, she started ranting against douche commercials on TV too.

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 11:58 AM
I found the douche bag after I saw the movie Sybil on TV.




...with the table, and then mom playing the piano? That was quite the image.

QueenAdrock
09-27-2006, 11:59 AM
My friend and I bought her sister a douchebag for her (Mormon) wedding gift. She sent us back a thank-you for the "Umm...thoughtful...gift."

Most douches come in bottles. If those kids want to be PC, they should be calling each other douche bottles.

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 12:00 PM
While we're at it: most fags are cigarettes, kids.

Others are kindling/tinder/fat or some such thing.

skra75
09-27-2006, 12:28 PM
Genies are hard to rebottle. :D
woahhhh that is grosssss

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 12:52 PM
This is exactly the sort of thing I'm talking about.:mad:

Nuzzolese
09-27-2006, 01:31 PM
While we're at it: most fags are cigarettes, kids.

Others are kindling/tinder/fat or some such thing.

But people started calling cigarettes "fags" becaus ethey burn like kindling, which was called "fags" because homosexuals were frequently burned at the stake, and because they supposedly stoke the fires of hell. Or it means a porkball covered in gravy. So if you ask me it's still pretty offensive to use the word "fag"

mickill
09-27-2006, 01:34 PM
Unless it's in the form of an acronym. Like Friends Among Gays or something. Right?

Nuzzolese
09-27-2006, 01:38 PM
Then it's F.A.G.s and it's okay, and would be additionally cushioned by the use of rainbow bubble letters.


This woman just sounds, not that bright. She probably thought you were critizing her.

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 01:44 PM
...what was it in Team America? Fellow Actors' Guild?

abcdefz
09-27-2006, 01:46 PM
...for what it's worth: she's talking to me again today.

In fact, she even brought up her kids again and started talking about something and I kept my mouth shut when I could've gone into Sensitive Territory. (y)

Loppfessor
09-27-2006, 02:23 PM
But people started calling cigarettes "fags" becaus ethey burn like kindling, which was called "fags" because homosexuals were frequently burned at the stake, and because they supposedly stoke the fires of hell. Or it means a porkball covered in gravy. So if you ask me it's still pretty offensive to use the word "fag"


Piss off ya fag shitter....:D

Documad
09-27-2006, 03:24 PM
...with the table, and then mom playing the piano? That was quite the image.
Yes, it was all the more terrifying because I didn't understand it. Then my little friend tried to explain and I got even more scared.

My parents should have told me more so that I wasn't relying upon 8 year old neighbors.

abcdefz
09-28-2006, 09:34 AM
...I was the 8 year-old neighbor type. What I didn't know, I'd make up which, in retrospect, resulted in some pretty interesting explanations of biology and machinery and such.


Yeah -- I wasn't quite sure what that imagery was, either. For a long time, I thought it was her mom putting water into her and making her hold in her pee. Pretty close for someone who still had never seen the inside of a health food co-op, I guess.