The Maytag Man

[The Notorious LOL]

those ads just made me want to be that dude cuz he probably gets paid alright and just sits on his ass and has that bassett hound that hangs out with him.

[Tone Capone]

I think he died.

[ScarySquirrel]

SECOND!

But, yeah, I getcha. Overall, I think it was a pretty clever advertising campaign as well.

[The Notorious LOL]

I think he died.



well then theres an opening for the job.


and it wasnt clever because I didnt want to buy any appliances. It just made me want a job where I dont have to do anything.

[Tone Capone]

Yeah actually he is dead. You would have to hang out at the grave yard to kick it with the homie.http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=3747


freak.

[Tone Capone]

well then theres an opening for the job.

Not anymore. (runs to the maytag repair shop)

[Vic Colfari]

When washing in your Maytag, there's more to the sorting game than just keeping dark garments away from the gleaming whites.

The secret is mixing and matching items into loads that need similar soaps or detergents, wash cycles and water temperatures. Please be a smart washer and keep the Maytag running for a long time. Plus you'll extend the life of your clothing.

First, sort by color.
Wash all whites separately; pastels and medium colors together; brights and darks by themselves. Pay special attention to white and lightly colored synthetics; they can pick up dark dyes from other fabrics during washing. Check trimmings and decorations for colorfastness too.

Second, sort for soil.
Sort out those heavily soiled items away from the lightly soiled ones, since lightly soiled items can pick up the extra soil from the wash water. Whites will slowly get grayer or yellower; colors will become duller and duller.

Third, consider Specialty Sorts.

The Unmatched Set: Mix small and large items together in each load. This lets clothes move more freely, resulting in better washing.

The Fabric Types: Consider the fabrics and how they are constructed. Separate loosely knitted garments and delicates from regular wash loads, then wash on the gentle cycle.

The Lint Losers: Fuzzy sweat shirts, chenille robes, flannels and new towels have a tendency to share their lint with other garments during washing. Wash them in a load by themselves _ away from corduroys and permanent press garments, which attract lint easily.

The Fluorescents: Hot pinks, bright greens, electric blues are often much less colorfast than other fabrics. Wash them separately or test them first before washing with other colors. For safety's sake do not pretreat with stain removers unless you have tested them for colorfastness first on an inconspicuous area. Fluorescent colors may fade over time.

[ET]

I don't have time for that crap. My Neopets need me.