tommy used to work on the docks

[Bob]

union been on strike
he's down on his luck, it's tough

soo tough

[Bob]

she says we got to hoooold on
to what we've got
it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not
we've got each other
and that's a lot for looove...

[Lex Diamonds]

Gimme that, that, that nut!!!

[Rock]

Ya know ya know one thing
You know me I like to slang
That dick you know what so roll over girl while I stick it in ya
But I'll turn it wild while I'm ridin' that ass scream and shout
My name is the same
Just another pussy that I had tah tame soooooooo

[Lex Diamonds]

Cuz
In some pussy is the place to be
Always fuckin' is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
Fuck this shit jus let me put my dick inside

[Bob]

oh, you missed WE'LL GIVE IT A SHOT!

it's not worth it now

and this song just isn't as good when you read it

[Bob]

Look again. Besides, who really isn't singing this song in their heads when they read this? I mean really, it Bon Jovi afterall.


noo, you've got to shout it! all caps! it's just not livin' on a prayer if your throat isn't raw and bloody when you're done singing it :(

[Dr Deaf]

yessir,
i came to rep my hood, i gotta ride clean, i gotta smoke good
i'm pulling on big fat cigars, like suge...
i ain't gotta explain whats already understood
maybe i'm a g, i'm just trying to get full
the hot ass .380 keeping me warm like wool
niggas talking shit i wish a nigga would, boy
you smellin like shit from a bull, boy
i gotta lot, but i can never get enough, man
26 inches got the low-low sittin' up, yep.
mama i can fix you so you need to hook it up, yep.
rocky marciano, how i beat the pussy up. yep.
united sopranos play pussy get fucked
hit a nigga from a hundred yards, like click
you really aint prepared dog,
chop and split your ass in half and not even share ya'll
that's the game, stop looking for a fair call...

[chrisd]

little moosie woosie was workin them clocks

a big old tupper

rolled into the bay

tommy ate supper

with his shrimp in the hay

moosie woosie was on it

the dock was off

little did they know he goes by christophe

pissed off love boat

goat pee mceez

never savin havin

mutherfucker please

anytime she's smellin

letter down with ease

shidduch is for troopers

never servin cheese

[roosta]

when we were immature little shits at school we used to follow that first line with "sucking big sailors cocks" and then something bout being "down on his knees..."

and then laughling like idiots.