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chrisd
09-28-2006, 05:39 AM
where and when do you booger?
yooooo
09-28-2006, 06:17 AM
Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross
But it's sure to have your trippin'
So y'all listen close
It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar
But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers
Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you
But it's still somethin' we all have to do
So go up your nose with a finger or two
And pull out one or a crusty crew
Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray
'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day
Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip
With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip
Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'
And also, remember this slogan
"Hey, ma, what's for dinner?
Go up your nose and pick yourself a winner"
Pickin' Boogers
Pickin' Boogers
Let me tell you what happened on the train, man
I was coolin' one say with my partner Kane
Headed up to the rooftop, ridin' the D train
When the man sittin' next to me was so profane
He'd stick his finger up his nose, then do a drain
(You should 'a moved)
I was just about, but al of a suddern, homeboy just pulled out
chrisd
09-28-2006, 06:29 AM
yes, boogering is a gentleman's sport
keep the nose clean and keep the hair short
that's the way to keep the head clear
cause you like men and gents like beer
yooooo
09-28-2006, 06:31 AM
i booger in public and eat them
chrisd
09-28-2006, 06:33 AM
hell yeah, who's next, yoooo is admittin and the restayall ain't sayin nuthin, stop bluffin, you know you like a snot muffin
yooooo
09-28-2006, 06:42 AM
but theyre gluey
i pick my nose anytime i'm not alone. i feel dirty if i pick it when i'm alone, like there's people secretly watching me, but it's ok if i can see people watching me.
abcdefz
09-28-2006, 10:15 AM
Extraction of hardened mucus from the nose is very satisfying.
Lyman Zerga
09-28-2006, 06:24 PM
almost never since i colonic my nose lolomg
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