Terror Alert!

[Tone Capone]

The AP and UPI reported that the French Government has raised its terror alert level from Run to Hide. The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively disabling their military. :eek:




UPDATE: French citizens are urged to donate their bedsheets to the nearest military establishment. White is preferred but yellow is acceptable.(!)

ps. I don't care

[synch]

Older than most (but not all) republican senators.

[Tone Capone]

Older than most (but not all) republican senators.

I laugh at them too.

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And rightly so.

So ehm, how are you then?

[Tone Capone]

I'm good. Actually really good. I'm about to get off work now and head to the pub. How are you doing?

[Echewta]

I dont know why we dont return the statue of liberty to those cowards.

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I'm good. Actually really good. I'm about to get off work now and head to the pub. How are you doing?
My stomach is recovering from a week abroad.

It's not settling in well :(

Sleeping in your own bed is underrated though.

[Frenchbgirl]

I dont know why we dont return the statue of liberty to those cowards.

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i'm not even answering that...
this all thread is...
well, let's just say that it's the kind of stuff that is nothing but negative...and can only have negative effects...

[b i o n i c]

uh oh...

[Echewta]

Hello Frenchbgrl,

I am being so sarcastic with the previous comment, its not even funny.

Thank you and I'm looking forward to you getting to know my sense of humor.

Echewta

[Drederick Tatum]

don't listen to him Frenchbgrl, he hates you and everything you stand for, ie. cheese, surrendering and monkeys.

[Whatitis]

Expect more delays for the Airbus 380.