The Nerd Test

[skra75]

TAKE THE QUIZ (http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=9935030990046738815)

[icy manipulator]

i'm a little bit affraid of taking this test. one of my house mates has a book called "are you a geek?" some of the questions in it are fucking gold. Stuff like " for 5 points at the last party you went to you were disapointed that the Java programmers and the C++ programmers didn't mingle"

i qualified as not a geek in that one :cool:

[Bitchamachacha]

Joe Normal
39 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 17% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.

I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.

[HEIRESS]

fuck everyone here who answers NO to question 18

[skra75]

Modern, Cool Nerd
69 % Nerd, 78% Geek, 43% Dork
For The Record:

Nerds didn't use to be cool, but in the 90's that all changed. It used to be that, if you were a computer expert, you had to wear plaid or a pocket protector or suspenders or something that announced to the world that you couldn't quite fit in. Not anymore. Now, the intelligent and geeky have eked out for themselves a modicum of respect at the very least, and "geek is chic." The Modern, Cool Nerd is intelligent, knowledgable and always the person to call in a crisis (needing computer advice/an arcane bit of trivia knowledge). They are the one you want as your lifeline in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (or the one up there, winning the million bucks)!

Congratulations!

[Caribou]

Pure Geek
34 % Nerd, 69% Geek, 43% Dork
For The Record:

It's not that you're a school junkie, like the nerd, and you don't really stand out in a crowd, like the dork, you just have some interests that aren't quite mainstream. Perhaps it's anime, perhaps it's computers, perhaps it's bottlecaps, perhaps it's all of those and more. Your interests take you to events and gatherings that are filled with people you find unusual and beyond-the-pale, but you don't quite consider yourself "of that crowd." Instead, you consider yourself to be fairly normal.

Which, you are.

Congratulations! You're the one on the RIGHT!

:( It's true.

[b i o n i c]

Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 17% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!

[The Notorious LOL]

60 questions, no thanks. im too lazy for that shit.

[icy manipulator]

joe average for me :D

[skra75]

Notorious, your avatar is laughs for miles

[Rock]

Joe Normal
34 % Nerd, 34% Geek, 39% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

[The Notorious LOL]

Notorious, your avatar is laughs for miles



shoutout to heinz baked beans

[zorra_chiflada]

Modern, Cool Nerd
69 % Nerd, 52% Geek, 47% Dork

hehe 69

[The Notorious LOL]

VERY MATURE, ZORRA

[zorra_chiflada]

VERY MATURE, ZORRA

do you have pubes lol

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah but I wish I didnt. All that wasted time at age 11 wishing I had them, then realizing how bad they suck :mad:

[icy manipulator]

i'm going to do it again and try and be the biggest zoltan i can be, lol

[icy manipulator]

testing this thoery i managed to pull off


Outcast Genius
91 % Nerd, 91% Geek, 91% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.

Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occassion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).

Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.

Congratulations!:cool: :(

[monkey]

Pure Nerd
86 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 21% Dork

color me shocked.

[TurdBerglar]

Joe Normal
21 % Nerd, 13% Geek, 17% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.

[zorra_chiflada]

oh man, joe needs to take this test

[steve-onpoint]

Does BBMB count as a fan club?

[zorra_chiflada]

Does BBMB count as a fan club?
yes

[steve-onpoint]

Joe Normal
47 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 8% Dork

"But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast." I'm typical? :( Fuck it.

[QueenAdrock]

Pure Nerd
65 % Nerd, 21% Geek, 21% Dork

[synch]

39 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 13% Dork

I thought I'd do worse on this, or better.

[korn_phr33k]

Joe Normal
43 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 26% Dork

eh, kinda long test to figure that out.

[Pres Zount]

Outcast Genius
52 % Nerd, 56% Geek, 69% Dork

No questions on video games or wargaming :(

[Bob]

according to this,

Pure Dork
26 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 60% Dork
For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in Dork, earning you the title of: Pure Dork. Like our friends Napoleon Dynamite & co.

It's not as though you were some whiz-kid in school. Oh, sure, you probably did okay in some classes, but were probably awful in others. Certainly most people thought you were smarter than you thought yourself to be. And it's not that you have some overriding passion, like computers or Star Trek that sets you apart for the crowd, though you likely share some interest in some of those sorts of things. You just like to be yourself, and want to express yourself for who you are.

And, really, there's nothing wrong with that. Being who you are often invites scorn, and so it's a difficult thing in a world that rewards conformity. Be proud of your dorkiness, for often it's just another word for individuality. (I'd vote for you!)

Congratulations!


and you know what, it's right, i think. people think i'm smarter than i probably am, or maybe i just don't think i'm as smart as i actually am, but i think it's the former. i think i'm about to ready to retire from being smart and get a job at a mill or something

[Drederick Tatum]

Pure Nerd
60 % Nerd, 30% Geek, 17% Dork

[TurdBerglar]

so far i've gotten the lowest score


hahahaha

[befsquire]

Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 17% Dork

that adds up to 108%. wtf?

[Dorothy Wood]

Pure Nerd
78 % Nerd, 43% Geek, 30% Dork


oooff

hi5 ta all ma nerds :cool:

[Drederick Tatum]

Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 17% Dork

that adds up to 108%. wtf?

nice maths there, nerd.

[Bob]

so am i the only dork in this whole thread or

[Yeti]

Joe Normal
34 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 4% Dork

[Yeti]

Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 17% Dork

that adds up to 108%. wtf?

Don't be such a nerd.

Mine only adds up to 64% so 36% of my personality is missing which explains alot.

[SandyLove]

Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 17% Dork

You scored better than half in Nerd, earning you the title of: Pure Nerd.

The times, they are a-changing. It used to be that being exceptionally smart led to being unpopular, which would ultimately lead to picking up all of the traits and tendences associated with the "dork." No-longer. Being smart isn't as socially crippling as it once was, and even more so as you get older: eventually being a Pure Nerd will likely be replaced with the following label: Purely Successful.

Congratulations!

:cool:

[Lyman Zerga]

Joe Normal
26 % Nerd, 26% Geek, 43% Dork


For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal.

This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast.

I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal.

Congratulations!




lies! i never saw a star trek episode in my whole star trek free life

[B4BY 4NN]

Joe Normal
26 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 47% Dork

[skra75]

Pure Nerd
52 % Nerd, 39% Geek, 17% Dork

that adds up to 108%. wtf?

once again, mines 69 % Nerd, 78% Geek, 43% Dork
total of 190, like everclear.
I'm clearly the nerdiest on the board.
Hands down.
Take that bitchessssssss

[cosmo105]

pure nerd, 91 percent! :(