I just tipped half a can of line pepsi in my lap

[HEIRESS]

son
of
a

LIME I MEANT LIME

JESUS CHRIST

[mickill]

First!

In line!

[HEIRESS]

requesting a wipe-down, repeat requesting a wipe-down

[mickill]

Good thing POP doesn't stain, huh? But the worst is when it spills, then trickles down and sticks to your scrotum. You shouldn't have that problem though.

[HEIRESS]

yeah, having the jungle itch at work would totally suck right now

POP
POP
POP!

[ET]

I'm hot, sticky sweet. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c91nt_Yf4CU)

[marsdaddy]

Is this Canada's version of cow tipping?

[HEIRESS]

we partake only in bison tipping

[mickill]

Still Tippin (http://www.501st.ca/events/conversion2k/cows-03.jpg)

[abcdefz]

Clean-up on aisle three, please.