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I live in the state of Texas where High School football is like breathing. The reason for my thread is to say that on Friday night I can't watch Leno, Letterman or Kimmel because they are showing highlights of wobbly passes to what appears to be skinny midgets. Hell, they even show 8-man football. My area has some really small towns so some schools can only field 8-man teams. I just got finished watching some hightlights of a 48-41 8-man game. It is like they are a bunch of ants on a huge field. Then they even started showing some Oklahoma teams. I live in Texas not Oklahoma. I could be watching Eva Longoria and Artie Lange on Kimmel but I get to see High School football highlights. I went to the grocery store tonight and all the employees were wearing High School team t-shirts. I asked what was up and the girl said that they require them to support High School football. Does your town go High School football crazy on Friday night?
my high school (southington, connecticut) had a good football team, but even then our town didn't go football CRAZY. you could see our (well i didn't play) games on public access TV, but nobody watched.
there was sort of a whole "FUCK YEAH SOUTHINGTON HIGH FOOTBALL RULES FUCK BRISTOL CENTRAL (our rival)" vibe going on in the halls, but nobody outside of the school (except maybe some of the parents) gave a shit
one of the major yearly events was that we'd have a swap game, where the cheerleaders would play, and the football players would cheer (and they'd dress up like women which was hilarious!:rolleyes: ). our team was the blue knights, bristol central's team was the rams. the girls would write "RAM THIS" on their asses with white out or tape or marker or whatever, which to me, seemed not at all insulting to anyone but the girls, but whatever. i told that story in some other thread, but i can't remember which one and it seems appropriate here.
this is probably my longest post in about a week, and it's about high school football. totally didn't see that one coming
edit: and there was a spelling error in the first sentence. goddamnit
jabumbo
09-29-2006, 11:19 PM
well, my high school football team is a disaster anymore. but urban football is a dying sport...
in the suburban areas around here though, people tend to get into it a lot more, although im sure its nothing compared to texas or other places like that.
Poster Boy
09-29-2006, 11:25 PM
I'm in Austin where people would organize weekly gatherings where they all ritualistically perform blowjobs on every member of the UT football team if they thought it would improve the chances of winning.
I care so little about sports, I'm not even gonna go into it. I usually like to piss off my friends about it. When they say "Hey, dude, we won" I reply "No, dude, they won. You didn't do shit."
Drederick Tatum
09-29-2006, 11:25 PM
it's funny cause for alot of the kids on those teams it will be the high point of their lives. hahaha jocks.
ericlee
09-29-2006, 11:27 PM
I think Yeti's mentioned that he's passed through Port Clinton before and if he did, he's noticed that my hometown is probably smaller than where he's at now so you can imagine that the whole town celebrates high school football games harder then they do for New Years.
Not just that but, I believe all of the cheerleaders from the class of 90 knows me..Wassup!!
My old High School is apparently ranked #1 in their Virginia division. We are called the Blue Streaks. I always remember seeing a kid from a rival school holding up a sign that said---What do Smurfs have in their underwear?
Blue Streaks! I still think that was one of the best signs I have ever seen.
Where I lived in South Florida they were very good teams. ALot of the kids in South Florida get scholarships. Same here in Texas. They have a team in Midland called Permian that go by the moniker Mojo. They based that school on the film Friday Night Lights.
one of the major yearly events was that we'd have a swap game, where the cheerleaders would play, and the football players would cheer
POWDERPUFF! i thought the boys in drag were hot! our boys were all borderline gay so they made beautiful women and could get their legs really high for the kicks.
i actually want to talk more about high school football, believe it or not. i guess this story's kind of tangential to football, but it goes here if nowhere else.
the cheerleaders were a commodity of sorts among the players. maybe this is the case in most high schools, i wouldn't know, i've only been to one. anyway, you could tell which player a girl was dating, because on game day, she'd be wearing his uniform. there was this one girl i kind of had a thing for. she wasn't really like all the other cheerleaders, she wasn't a ditz or anything. i was in a lot of honors classes, and she was right there with me. i think she goes to the naval academy or something, last i heard. she's probably married by now or something.
anyway, she got around like mad, as far as i could tell. every game day, it'd be another uniform. i never asked about it, i never talked to her, really. but i did like her, and for the longest time i thought maybe, i dunno, she thought i was pretty ok too, because in algebra class, i sat in the front row, and every time she walked by to get to her own desk, she sort of brushed her hand across my desk. after about a month of that i decided to make eye contact with her, because in high school, that was a huge feat for me. so i did, and she looked back, and i can only describe her expression as one of pure horror, i really don't know what it was that i was doing wrong but i was pretty sure she wasn't impressed. like, wide-eyed, jaw hanging slightly agape, stopped in her tracks, horror, that kind of thing.
anyway she didn't brush her hand across my desk after that anymore and i didn't make eye contact with any girls for the rest of high school
wikipedia has this to say about southington high school:
Southington High School is a public high school in Southington, Connecticut. The school has about 2,200 students. It is the secound largest high school in Connecticut behind Danbury. Vocational Agriculture attracts studends from all over the state. A new "VoAg" center is currently under construction. It is well known for the Blue Knights/Lady Knights athletics program, especially in football. The slogan for the team is "Welcome to the Dungeon". When a touchdown is scored by the team at home games, an air raid siren is sounded.
I think Yeti's mentioned that he's passed through Port Clinton before and if he did, he's noticed that my hometown is probably smaller than where he's at now so you can imagine that the whole town celebrates high school football games harder then they do for New Years.
Not just that but, I believe all of the cheerleaders from the class of 90 knows me..Wassup!!
Ohio is football crazy just like Texas. Massillon,Ohio produces some real talented players. I wear my Ohio State hat and Longhorn fans always say something. I have the upperhand this year.
POWDERPUFF! i thought the boys in drag were hot! our boys were all borderline gay so they made beautiful women and could get their legs really high for the kicks.
yeah, that's what it was called! i guess it's more common than i knew.
there was always that one husky cheerleader who had to play center
i actually want to talk more about high school football, believe it or not. i guess this story's kind of tangential to football, but it goes here if nowhere else.
the cheerleaders were a commodity of sorts among the players. maybe this is the case in most high schools, i wouldn't know, i've only been to one. anyway, you could tell which player a girl was dating, because on game day, she'd be wearing his uniform. there was this one girl i kind of had a thing for. she wasn't really like all the other cheerleaders, she wasn't a ditz or anything. i was in a lot of honors classes, and she was right there with me. i think she goes to the naval academy or something, last i heard. she's probably married by now or something.
anyway, she got around like mad, as far as i could tell. every game day, it'd be another uniform. i never asked about it, i never talked to her, really. but i did like her, and for the longest time i thought maybe, i dunno, she thought i was pretty ok too, because in algebra class, i sat in the front row, and every time she walked by to get to her own desk, she sort of brushed her hand across my desk. after about a month of that i decided to make eye contact with her, because in high school, that was a huge feat for me. so i did, and she looked back, and i can only describe her expression as one of pure horror, i really don't know what it was that i was doing wrong but i was pretty sure she wasn't impressed. like, wide-eyed, jaw hanging slightly agape, stopped in her tracks, horror, that kind of thing.
anyway she didn't brush her hand across my desk after that anymore and i didn't make eye contact with any girls for the rest of high school
wikipedia has this to say about southington high school:
Southington High School is a public high school in Southington, Connecticut. The school has about 2,200 students. It is the secound largest high school in Connecticut behind Danbury. Vocational Agriculture attracts studends from all over the state. A new "VoAg" center is currently under construction. It is well known for the Blue Knights/Lady Knights athletics program, especially in football. The slogan for the team is "Welcome to the Dungeon". When a touchdown is scored by the team at home games, an air raid siren is sounded.
Bob, you should have gotten her to wear your debate team blazer.
i always wanted to be her. i always pictured myself tackling the shit outta all those pipsqueak girls. they made it flag football though so i never bothered signing up. pulling flags is gay
Dorothy Wood
09-29-2006, 11:42 PM
nobody had any school spirit at my high school, everyone was too busy doing drugs, and I was too busy watching t.v. and playing pinball on my computer.
I went to one football game and it was super boring. people were nice to me though, which I found odd because I pretty much had no friends. some of the popular girls that I played basketball with asked me to sit with them and I was like, OMG. I also found it odd that people actually went to football games and hung out. I don't know why. I just hated high school, the whole thing was such a waste of time.
Bob, you should have gotten her to wear your debate team blazer.
i wasn't even in that
i wasn't even in the chess club
i was in the writing club, but we failed to put out a publication that year
I'M SO AWKWARD
on the day all the club member pictures were being taken for the yearbook, me and my two friends went all around to all the clubs we weren't even in just so we could be in lots of pictures, and the chess club leader actually kicked us out!! i guess there was a "no cool people allowed" rule:cool:
on the day all the club member pictures were being taken for the yearbook, me and my two friends went all around to all the clubs we weren't even in just so we could be in lots of pictures, and the chess club leader actually kicked us out!! i guess there was a "no cool people allowed" rule:cool:
check mate!
LOLOLOLOL
i wasn't even in that
i wasn't even in the chess club
i was in the writing club, but we failed to put out a publication that year
I'M SO AWKWARD
A nice gift would have been an ink pen on a necklace.
i could have given her a note saying "you are a writeous babe!" and gotten punched by a football player
You are much better off. You don't want to be the sad guy waving as her ship sails away......as her Navy whites become one with the rippling white caps of the open sea.
ericlee
09-30-2006, 12:13 AM
i wasn't even in that
i wasn't even in the chess club
i was in the writing club, but we failed to put out a publication that year
I'M SO AWKWARD
you weren't in sports which made your populatity level to the equivalent to "Who's he?". She probably seriously did mean to brush across you but once it hit the media, she had to pull of this, "Oh my god, I totally felt vibes from this strapping young lad but he doesn't wear a jersey in which I could tell the whole high school who I'm fucking to make me feel better about myself" so she played i t off in a manner in which she could keep her popularity.
Fuck a bunch of those "afraid to lose face" ladies man. It was hilarious to see the few cheerleaders I used to date practically get discrimated because they were dating a skater such as me rather than a football jock. I had no other title than a "skater fag" as they would call it.
You are much better off. You don't want to be the sad guy waving as her ship sails away......as her Navy whites become one with the rippling white caps of the open sea.
say, were you in the writing club, too?
you're right though, i wouldn't want to be a navy brat
Fuck a bunch of those "afraid to lose face" ladies man. It was hilarious to see the few cheerleaders I used to date practically get discrimated because they were dating a skater such as me rather than a football jock. I had no other title than a "skater fag" as they would call it.
I never dated a cheerleader.
Ericlee, did the cheerleaders that you dated wear their uniforms during sex? You bastard!
ericlee
09-30-2006, 12:30 AM
I never dated a cheerleader.
Ericlee, did the cheerleaders that you dated wear their uniforms during sex? You bastard!
BAHAHAHA,no, goddamit!! But you just gave me an idea for the cheerleaders that I've dated. Jerzees that say, "ericlee- Grinds all night long"
Yeah, they'd be proud to be rollin' with all the hatin' they'd receive from the jocks.(y)
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