View Full Version : everyone i know from high school's getting married
cosmo105
09-30-2006, 12:19 AM
they'll be miserable and divorced within a few years, don't worry (y)
TurdBerglar
09-30-2006, 12:20 AM
the first girl to get tits in my class i saw at work and she has a new born and is like 50 lbs overweight now
everyone's also havin lotsa babiez!!!
OMG THERE WAS THIS ONE GIRL I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH. i found her on myspace and she had this weird looking alien thing wrapped in a pretty pastel blankie as her default picture. so i was like WTF and i clicked it and according to the caption, it was her stillborn baby. i mean, that's sad and all, but why the hell would you make that your default picture on myspace?
Poster Boy
09-30-2006, 12:22 AM
yeah, my best friend just got married. Another one of my friends is getting hitched in June. They both asked me to be best man so, go me.
And this girl I dated years ago has a one year old.
Meanwhile, I just bought the Futurama Vol. 3 DVD box set.
seriously though i'm stalking through facebook in my class, and it's like "oh yeah, she was cool, let's see what, oh, married, that's interesting, let's see who oh, married too, i'm not sure what to...oh she's engaged now...oh to him? i didn't see that oh no you're married too?"
i probably won't go to my reunion
yeah, my best friend just got married. Another one of my friends is getting hitched in June. They both asked me to be best man so, go me.
And this girl I dated years ago has a one year old.
Meanwhile, I just bought the Futurama Vol. 3 DVD box set.
that's a good buy
cosmo105
09-30-2006, 12:25 AM
OMG THERE WAS THIS ONE GIRL I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH. i found her on myspace and she had this weird looking alien thing wrapped in a pretty pastel blankie as her default picture. so i was like WTF and i clicked it and according to the caption, it was her stillborn baby. i mean, that's sad and all, but why the hell would you make that your default picture on myspace?
holy christ!
one girl i had a class with, that seemed to be nobody of note - rather boring - is all fake-titted out and had TONS of other surgery and looks like a totally different person. and she does skanky modeling and has all these guys all up on her plastic crotch. it's weird to think of her like that. sadly, she's still pretty ugly
Dorothy Wood
09-30-2006, 12:27 AM
that's fucking disgusting.
thanks to myspace, I get to see the wedding photos of the girl who was the marching band's drum major and the asshole (http://myspace-652.vo.llnwd.net/00986/25/68/986258652_l.jpg)who used to make fun of me in clay class with such clever jabs as,
"you're a jew, aren't you?"
*looks around for approval*
"look at her nose, you're a jew. jew."
and I of course would then manage to eek out, "I'm not jewish" and go about my clay-smoothing.
oh yeah i went to a tittie bar a while back and some girl i went to high school with was dancing. it was weird, putting a dollar in her thigh thingy and doing the small talk catching up thing.
Poster Boy
09-30-2006, 12:28 AM
I dated this girl all throughout high school. You know, sweethearts n shit. Then when it came time for college I was all "Dude, I saw Animal House, I can't have some chick dragging me down cuz I'll be having too much sex with models and what not." And so began this on again off again thing. Well, during one of the off again times, she fucked this dude and got pregnant and then married him.
true story.
OMG THERE WAS THIS ONE GIRL I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH. i found her on myspace and she had this weird looking alien thing wrapped in a pretty pastel blankie as her default picture. so i was like WTF and i clicked it and according to the caption, it was her stillborn baby. i mean, that's sad and all, but why the hell would you make that your default picture on myspace?
I want proof. Was her name Eraserhead? That is sick.
omfg i cannot believe she has this picture on here still. it's not her default pic anymore, but LOOK at the top right photo!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=39957692&MyToken=cd724391-67a9-4df7-b82a-410849cd4f22
omfg i cannot believe she has this picture on here still. it's not her default pic anymore, but LOOK at the top right photo!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=39957692&MyToken=cd724391-67a9-4df7-b82a-410849cd4f22
I can't access it because I'm not a myspace predator.
Dorothy Wood
09-30-2006, 12:34 AM
omfg i cannot believe she has this picture on here still. it's not her default pic anymore, but LOOK at the top right photo!
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=39957692&MyToken=cd724391-67a9-4df7-b82a-410849cd4f22
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! !!!!!
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT!!!! DEAD BABY DEMON EYES!
I'm going to have nightmares. :(
Poster Boy
09-30-2006, 12:35 AM
yeah, that photo doesn't show up for me.
I'm still disguted though.
Poster Boy
09-30-2006, 12:36 AM
and after Dorothy's post, I'm terrified.
Do I have to sign up to see this sick photo?
yes, you do. but it's probably in your best interest that you just take my word for it that it's skeery!
cosmo105
09-30-2006, 12:37 AM
HOLY FUCKING JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER
oh god, this one really butch chick i used to skate around with in 7th and 8th grade is an independent contractor now and makes really gorgeous staircases and probably makes tons of money. good for her.
Someone upload it to photobucket and link it. Save me the time. Please.
Poster Boy
09-30-2006, 12:39 AM
fuck. I'm so intrigued and absolutely scared to death.
I'm not going to be until I see the Bride of Chuckie.
cosmo105
09-30-2006, 12:47 AM
i warned you (http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/1298/straighttohellsd1.jpg)
That is the saddest thing I have ever seen. Why would she do that? I read the other day that Reverend Run had all the MTV cameras with him when his wife was delivering their baby. She had a c-section and the little girl was born with her organs outside of her body. She did not survive. The death of a child is horrible and traumatic. I cannot believe she would publicly post such a photo. I am sure she is so distraught that she rationalizes the reason she makes it public. How sad.
cosmo105
09-30-2006, 12:55 AM
oh, that's awful for run. what a horrible thing. ugh, that's one thing i'm so terrified of when i have kids. so scared. i have the highest hopes for it, and for that...talk about heartbreak. i guess i can understand her wanting to honor her, erm, baby, but seriously...that's in wayyy bad taste. i mean, what are people supposed to say? remember her in other ways. blechh.
When my wife went in for an emergency c-section I was a basket case. When I saw the doctor pacing and very nervous I was distraught. When I heard my boy crying and saw his flailing baby body I cried. His good health is a blessing.
Pregnancy and the delivery of a baby is no easy task. I have all respect for the doctors, nurses and of course the women that give life to our children. Women are the bomb.
Poster Boy
09-30-2006, 01:13 AM
that pic isn't as disturbing as I thought it'd be. but what is disturbing is the fucking colorful background. WHAT THE FUCK? It almost seems like they thought it was alive or some shit.
they'll be miserable and divorced within a few years, don't worry (y)
Fat, divorced, and paying child support. Everyone I meet from high school I wanna go "OMG YOU GOT FAT AND SPEND A LARGE AMOUNT OF YOUR INCOME ON FEEDING OTHER PEOPLE LOL!"
Props on having kids though. I have to respect the sacrifice and life shattering responsibilities.
Tammeloeki
09-30-2006, 03:35 AM
Yeah things can go downhill real fast when youre out of high school. I went to college but 3 of the girls in my old class are now pregnant and a lot of guys are on drugs and stuff, its really disturbing
Documad
09-30-2006, 03:58 PM
that pic isn't as disturbing as I thought it'd be. but what is disturbing is the fucking colorful background. WHAT THE FUCK? It almost seems like they thought it was alive or some shit.
It's one of the standard backgrounds and set ups they do with newborns at the hospital. That's what makes it so creepy. I suspect that they ask the parents what they want to do. Most would sit and hold their baby for awhile and then leave and not sit for the formal photo session. It takes a highly unbalanced person to post the photos on the web. Wow.
One of the most level-headed guys I know had a baby who was born with no chance of living, so after the "birth" they stayed at the hospital a couple of days while the baby was officially dying. They still did the on-line baby book via the hospital with all the comments from friends, family, and strangers just like a normal birth. It was one of the oddest things I've ever seen.
K-Rock
09-30-2006, 06:56 PM
all my friends are married with kids hell one has two wifes and i cant get one but seriously props to parents its hard work
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