The doctor who looked at my vagina a few weeks ago...

[B4BY 4NN]

He was in the grocery store last night with his son, and he said hi to me.

Fuckin' weirdo.

[mikizee]

sounds like you need a second opinion. my schedule is free on tues and thursday.

[TurdBerglar]

well maybe if you didn't have your cooch hanging out he wouldn't have recognized you

[zorra_chiflada]

was he just like looking at it cos he was bored? or was he probing?

[B4BY 4NN]

SRSLY THO!

Okay, a doctor/gyno looks at your vag ONCE in his life. The likelihood of seeing this man again (in public, anyway) is.. Unlikely. He diagnoses you with a yeast infection, blabla, gives you a prescription, HAVE A NICE DAY!

Why would he approach me at a grocery store to say hello and then ask how I am feeling?

:confused:

I mean, my legs weren't shaved, my feet stunk from the heels I had been wearing... Yeah, and my vagina wasn't all that pretty looking either. Well, OBVIOUSLY not if you had been baking bread for a few weeks :rolleyes:

[mikizee]

thats disgusting.

[zorra_chiflada]

we wants to see your vagina again

[B4BY 4NN]

thats disgusting.

wawawa

[mikizee]

im sorry. you are an incredibly attractive girl. its just that talks of yeast infections will send most males running for the hills with buckets strapped around their heads to catch all the vomit.

[B4BY 4NN]

im sorry. you are an incredibly attractive girl. its just that talks of yeast infections will send most males running for the hills with buckets strapped around their heads to catch all the vomit.

I thought that was herpes :confused:


I don't see what's so horribly wrong/disgusting about yeast infections. They're normal. I'd think talk about how bad my last period was would induce more of a gag reflex.

OH WELL!

[mikizee]

i dont know. its just something about those 2 words put together. yeast. infection. not good.

so anyway. will you go out with me

[ScarySquirrel]

In this case, if I had a vagina, I think I would be more offended if he saw me and didn't say something. I'd be all like... "Hey, I know you were looking at my cooch the other day and now you think you can just ignore me like I'm some piece of trash? I don't think so, Mister!"

[B4BY 4NN]

I don't think so, Mister!"

OMG, FULL HOUSE?!

[B4BY 4NN]

so anyway. will you go out with me

Only if you'll use your mixer for my batter.

woopwoop

[ericlee]

Hey toots, would you like some butter for that bread?

[kaiser soze]

I don't think it's creepy as long as he didn't sniff his fingers when he said hi

:)

[cosmo105]

he was just being a concerned doc! i love my new gyno. she's the awesomest. when i was telling her why i really wanted a copper IUD, she explained to me that the reason the FDA hasn't allowed it for women my age is that most of them have a lot of sex with multiple partners, or are cheated on. and when they get an STD from that the IUD (there are a lot of acronyms here) makes it a million times worse and could kill them. so i explained to her that i'm really not worried about either of those possibilities and am in a very comitted relationship, she was all, wow, it sounds like you've got a really good relationship there, kudos to you sweetie! and i was all yeah :o lolz


i think sometimes women are just as uncomfortable as men when it comes to talking/hearing about that stuff. eh, it's pretty normal. yeast infections suck hard. i've had to cut sugar out of my diet so much. and i take probiotics every fucking day. i find that it's best to go high protein, low sugar a few days before my period so i don't have to deal with that agony.

[kaiser soze]

does yogurt help or hurt when it comes to yeast infections?

[cosmo105]

it's good, as long as there's not a ton of sugar added to it. which is most of them. you've got to get plain, unsweetened yogurt, which tastes like sour ass. i just take tons of probiotics and limit my sugar - use fruit-sweetened soy yogurts and all.

[synch]

No meat, no fish, no sugar.

Your fridge must be the most depressing place on earth.


(No offense)

[cosmo105]

:( shut up, my fridge rules! it's got...veggies...and, and, fruit...and...unsweetened almond milk...



:(

[synch]

*pats cosmo on head*

There there.

[cosmo105]

...and tofu, and tempeh, and flaxseed meal...

[synch]

Tofu is pretty edible when you stuff it with fish and serve it in a spicy bean sauce.

Man I need to go to Nam Kee soon...

[Bob]

i bet if i was starving, and my only option for survival was to make a meal out of the contents of cosmo's fridge, i would die before i figured out what to do

[cosmo105]

:mad:

i'm a very good cook and my fridge is awesome and full of fresh fruit and i hate you guys so hard!

[Loppfessor]

I don't think he was out of line saying hi. Now if he was like "Hey how's that yeast infection?!" from across the aisle then that would be rude

[K-Rock]

he shouldent say hi shes 19 he was just being a perv(!)

[Lyman Zerga]

I mean, my legs weren't shaved, my feet stunk from the heels I had been wearing... Yeah, and my vagina wasn't all that pretty looking either.


haha a bad vagina day

[befsquire]

yeah, it's a little unsettling to see your gynecologist out in public.

when i was just dating my baby daddy, we were at an audio store and saw mine. i was "omg, that's my gyno. he's seen me naked." he says "shut up, i don't want to think about that." so, i pushed it further, of course, and then i was in trouble.

i didn't go up and say hi though, and he didn't see me.

[zorra_chiflada]

i saw a famous local politician at my gyno. the bitch pushed in line ahead of me, like her vagina is more important than mine.