If people can sue McDonalds for getting them fat..

[ericlee]

and the whole spilling coffee deal.. Maybe I can sue Taco Bell for giving me some hellacious gas. I'm about to rip em' through these damn pants. I've never seen any warning labels stating the effects after eating 2 bean burritos.

Think it would work? Nothing suprises me in this world anymore.

[Planetary]

and the whole spilling coffee deal.. Maybe I can sue Taco Bell for giving me some hellacious gas. I'm about to rip em' through these damn pants. I've never seen any warning labels stating the effects after eating 2 bean burritos.

Think it would work? Nothing suprises me in this world anymore.

hello? BEAN burritos. what do you expect?

[The Notorious LOL]

Im gonna sue Trojan for making condoms that dont curtail to my impressive girth

[cosmo105]

people always talk about the spilling coffee case like it was some ridiculous frivolous thing, but the truth of it was the coffee was way over the temperature they were supposed to serve it at, and the woman was very elderly and in the passenger seat. when it spilled she got second and i think third degree burns all over her crotch. she was in pretty horrible pain and it was completely their fault. they slapped some pretty tough regulations on that coffee temperature afterward.


see hurr (http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm)

[ericlee]

hello? BEAN burritos. what do you expect?

I hadn't read cosmo's link yet but, Hello, HOT COFFEE.... HELLO TRIPLE CHEESEBURGERS...

c'mon man, quit skeezin' on my plot:mad:

[Planetary]

lol uhhhhh yeah. who the hell do they think they are.

[The Notorious LOL]

people always talk about the spilling coffee case like it was some ridiculous frivolous thing, but the truth of it was the coffee was way over the temperature they were supposed to serve it at, and the woman was very elderly and in the passenger seat. when it spilled she got second and i think third degree burns all over her crotch. she was in pretty horrible pain and it was completely their fault. they slapped some pretty tough regulations on that coffee temperature afterward.


see hurr (http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm)


meh, coffee is hot.

[ericlee]

I mean, I just timed one that was like 18 seconds long. That is unhuman. As a matter of fact, I think my ass is now posessed.


So far, I could have a claim going towards a new pair of boxers and pants and a priest to exorcise the demons within my bowels.

[synch]

I wouldn't be bending over for any priests man.

You have to ponder on how desperate you are to stop the farting.

[ericlee]

I wouldn't be bending over for any priests man.

You have to ponder on how desperate you are to stop the farting.

touche'

But that could also be an additional claim..We're talking BIG bucks right there.

I mean, after the priest is finished, I'd imagine that I'd be very thirsty afterwards which would lead me drinking the holy water which most likely be unsanitized by people dipping their hands in it causing me to have an even worse stomach ache.

Let's see, so far. I've got a pair of pants coming to me, a priest and a.....bottle of Pepto Bismal!! Can you say CHA CHING??!!?

[korn_phr33k]

people cant sue for stuff like that anymore, they passed some law or act that basically says you cant sue for anything stupid (you know, based on examples). just to let you know.

[ericlee]

people cant sue for stuff like that anymore, they passed some law or act that basically says you cant sue for anything stupid (you know, based on examples). just to let you know.

c'mon man, quit skeezin' on my plot:mad:

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[Loppfessor]

people always talk about the spilling coffee case like it was some ridiculous frivolous thing, but the truth of it was the coffee was way over the temperature they were supposed to serve it at, and the woman was very elderly and in the passenger seat. when it spilled she got second and i think third degree burns all over her crotch. she was in pretty horrible pain and it was completely their fault. they slapped some pretty tough regulations on that coffee temperature afterward.


see hurr (http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm)


Thanks for the info Debbie Downer

[Lyman Zerga]

people always talk about the spilling coffee case like it was some ridiculous frivolous thing, but the truth of it was the coffee was way over the temperature they were supposed to serve it at, and the woman was very elderly and in the passenger seat. when it spilled she got second and i think third degree burns all over her crotch. she was in pretty horrible pain and it was completely their fault. they slapped some pretty tough regulations on that coffee temperature afterward.


see hurr (http://www.lectlaw.com/files/cur78.htm)


i just saw that seinfeld episode

[marsdaddy]

Did you get the 1/2 lb. of beans? That's sick!

[ericlee]

Did you get the 1/2 lb. of beans? That's sick!

it said half pound on the wrapper but I don't quite think they were.

Damn, I'm still tooting. I may have to put some weights on the sheets during bedtime cause I might end up blowing them off.

[zorra_chiflada]

it said half pound on the wrapper but I don't quite think they were.

Damn, I'm still tooting. I may have to put some weights on the sheets during bedtime cause I might end up blowing them off.

hehe

[ggirlballa]

be careful ericlee u might rip a wet one.....eww