africam

[Bob]

http://www.srobbin.com/africam.php

it's a live webcam feed of i guess it's a watering hole somewhere in africa. right now it's a little dull (nothing's happening, i guess the animals are all asleep right now) but i've been told that during the day it's actually pretty sweet. some guy saw a zebra get taken down by a lion once, for example.

and even when nothing's happening, it's pretty relaxing. it's like one of those nature sounds things, only it's live.

i'm putting my posting integrity on the line here, but i bet this gets interesting eventually

[yeahwho]

I thought your posting integrity was lost on the watching paint dry cam (http://www.watching-paint-dry.com/)?

[Bob]

no i don't think i posted that

[Dr Deaf]

is it night there right now?

how long do i have to watch to see a cheetah chase an impala and like bite on the neck all mid-air style before it cracks its neck and tears it apart?

[Whatitis]

how long do i have to watch to see a cheetah chase an impala and like bite on the neck all mid-air style before it cracks its neck and tears it apart?

Any moment now.

[Bob]

is it night there right now?

how long do i have to watch to see a cheetah chase an impala and like bite on the neck all mid-air style before it cracks its neck and tears it apart?

i think it's like 2 am

i'm fairly confident it will get more interesting during the day

and even now, it's pretty neat, i think. in a sort of sounds of nature kind of way

i mean, when's the last time any of you have seen africa?

[Dorothy Wood]

I don't hear any nature sounds.

[zippo]

either this is FUCKING AWESOME or were all being bullshitted

im gonna keep track to see if anything comes up!!

[Bob]

I don't hear any nature sounds.

is your volume off

i can hear sounds, can everyone else? there's birds chirping and shit. there's also this loud BUZZZZZING sound that i'm not sure what it is.

[monkey]

i hear the sounds. i keep expecting a scary dead woman to pop out though. :(


there's no scary dead women, right bob?

[Bob]

haha no, it's not one of those things. if there's going to be a scary dead woman it'll be because a lion ate her

[zippo]

i hear the sounds, lets let us know if anyone sees anything

[monkey]

the hills are alive with the sound of music!!!!

i actually keep hearing the birds humming this. im crazy, arent i.

[Bob]

oh shit, animal spotted, right now right now

[jabumbo]

the camera started to move right when i clicked to raise the volume up and it sort of freaked me out...

[zippo]

hey the cameras changed places right? what happened? and what animal, howd it go

[jackrock]

What? Noo! The camera moved and now it's all poo. you can't see the pretty tree's anymore :(

I'm just waiting for a body to crawl out of that thing. will be sooweeet.

edit: yay! it moved. Now it's better

[zippo]

lagre cat or coyote? dam

and yea the camera just seemed to be testing zoming in and out, and then went back to the wide shot now

[The Notorious LOL]

im not gonna watch this

[zippo]

oh just for a second whats the big deal

is it me, or does it appear to be becoming day time?!! (possible ANIMALS SOON?!?!)

[fucktopgirl]

I think i saw a fly passing by!

Sounds are sweet tho.

[zippo]

HAHAH you "think" you saw a "fly"

yea it daytime now isnt it?
honestly thoguh, i could never ever sleep with all those annoying birds chirping

[fucktopgirl]

maybe i hallucinate..

there is not just birds , some kind of other creature like monkeys.

Anyway, thoses animals got a good dealer ! I wander what the fuck they are chating about!

[Lyman Zerga]

bob thanks for the new hob

[TurdBerglar]

THIS SHIT ISN'T WORKING FOR ME

[zippo]

awww its all of us out here on a saturday night

what up dudes

[zorra_chiflada]

duckies!

[Lyman Zerga]

im waiting for a zebra to rape them duckies

[zorra_chiflada]

i thought i heard a dog barking. what kinda dogs do they have there?

[TurdBerglar]

wild dogs don't bark

[b i o n i c]

this is so cool! the sounds are amazing! those two birds are gonna get eaten

[zorra_chiflada]

it was a frickin dog barking man

[zippo]

i think that by now they probably have established something like "ok, we wont eat you, but we get the pond from 6-9pm"

[b i o n i c]

i heard the dogs too. some monkey too i think

[jabumbo]

it was a frickin dog barking man


the lion has a sinus infection

[b i o n i c]

its probably, the bigger you are the later you get to sleep

[buddmonkey]

The birds woke my dog up... This is some good shit....

[Whatitis]

Wow! Too cool!

[The Notorious LOL]

damn it looks a lot nicer than I thought. I always assumed everything in africa had aids and was always on fire

[kate]

I SEE A FUCKING BIRD

does anyone else hear a car motor or something running?

[zippo]

23:48] <zippo> what if like
[23:49] <zippo> we see somrthng like the terminator
[23:49] <zippo> forming
[23:49] <zippo> on the africam
[23:49] <k8> haha
[23:49] <k8> omg
[23:49] <k8> i want that to happen
[23:49] <zippo> jaja yea
[23:49] <supersusan> i want like
[23:49] <zippo> like the first scene in the terminator where hes naked
[23:49] <supersusan> gwen stephani to come out
[23:49] <zippo> jajajaj
[23:49] <supersusan> and start singing hollaback irl
[23:49] <zippo> JAJAJAJAJJAA
[23:49] <supersusan> with her entourage
[23:49] <zippo> JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAA
[23:49] <supersusan> can you imagine it though?
[23:49] <supersusan> that would be cool

[Yeti]

I just popped in on and I saw a monkey drinking the water. He will probably get some bacterial disease and keel over soon

[zippo]

so whos looking at those monkeys

[Whatitis]

monkeys!

[Bob]

dude is anyone in the chat right now? i just tried to get back in after a long ol hiatus and i dont think anyone's there

[zippo]

he just sat down like a human!

[zippo]

me, assman, tal, kate (usually never there), zorra and turd just left

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, peeps are in there. come in

[yeahwho]

It's a dude in a monkey suit, aint it?

The africam is on a pole outside a lodge (http://www.africam.com/AfricamTech.php?PHPSESSID=a7836e81b3d9a90c5984e140 76b329db).

Which is why I think we hear the occaisional door slam and vehicle drive to and fro.

[zippo]

<zippo> whos managing the camera?
[00:15] <ASsmang> Probably monkeys with degrees in telecommunications

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah, peeps are in there. come in



aint nobody in that shit

[zorra_chiflada]

aint nobody in that shit

you must be doing it wrong

irc://irc.landoleet.org/beastieboys

[Bob]

you must be doing it wrong

irc://irc.landoleet.org/beastieboys

shwere i am, but nowt nobody there

get on right now, i'm on right now

[zorra_chiflada]

shwere i am, but nowt nobody there

get on right now, i'm on right now

you're not!

[zorra_chiflada]

<zippo> that looking around he just did though
<zippo> was very tony soprano
<supersusan> are you comparing that monkey to tony soprano?
<zippo> yes

[Whatitis]

a gang of zebras

[Whatitis]

Wild Kingdom anyone?

[beastieangel01]

this isn't working for me.

I hate you all.

[The Notorious LOL]

its not very interesting anyway, you didnt miss much.

[jabumbo]

the video didnt show up with firefox for me, but it works fine with IE

[Pres Zount]

I just saw an elephant eat two tigers.

[TurdBerglar]

what the fuck are tigers doing in africa???

[zorra_chiflada]

owned

[TurdBerglar]

damn foreigner animals :mad:

[zorra_chiflada]

they were tourists! the elephants were all "go back to your own country" *eat*

[buddmonkey]

When its night time, the bugs flying by leave trails..... I need a time schedule from Africa to know when its lite out....

[b i o n i c]

look! oxen! or some fucking cow looking things with no spots and horns

[BGirl]

I saw them too.. rhino? They were leaving when I tuned in so I didn't get a good look

this is awesome (y)

I'm emailing the link to my grandpa (for starters)

thanks Bob :)

[fucktopgirl]

there is a gazelle eating right now!!!

Oups now she is gone!

Oh now she is back!

[Videodrome]

there is a gazelle eating right now!!!

Oups now she is gone!

Oh now she is back!
they're still there!!!!

[b i o n i c]

now they're not!

[fucktopgirl]

oh yes they are!

[chrisd]

white people love looking in on africa

[b i o n i c]

there they are!

[Videodrome]

i think i see an ox!!

[Videodrome]

it's hiding behind the bush they love to showcase.

[Videodrome]

africam has forever changed my life.

[fucktopgirl]

i wonder if there is some similar cam but for like the jungle of borneo , amazonia or something like that!?

[TAL]

It hasn't worked for me after the first time I clicked it when Bob posted it :(

[ericlee]

It's not working for me either. I press the play button and nothing happens..


Oh well, I've got a National Geographic mag. Time to go and spank it.

[Videodrome]

It's not working for me either. I press the play button and nothing happens..


Oh well, I've got a National Geographic mag. Time to go and spank it.
haha, it didn't work for me yesterday either. i just had a black screen. i hit play like five times and nothing happened. today i go to it and just clicked on the black screen rather than anything else and it came right on. go figure.

[TAL]

Wooooo! It works from the actual site.

www.africam.com then click NKORHO STREAM at the top of the menu.

[ericlee]

Wooooo! It works from the actual site.

www.africam.com then click NKORHO STREAM at the top of the menu.

TAL to the rescue!! That's working for me.(y)

[ericlee]

There seems to be a little cyclone hovering over that pond.

[skra75]

THIS SHIT ISN'T WORKING FOR ME

me niether, what gives?

[ericlee]

me niether, what gives?

try TAL's. It works for me and it didn't work for me on Bob's link.

[tracky]

http://www.earthcam.com/usa/newyork/timessquare/

^ someone go moon cam 4 or something (lb)

[tracky]

hahah there's people waving at it, i knew that bitch was pretending to be on the phone

[Videodrome]

http://www.earthcam.com/usa/newyork/timessquare/

^ someone go moon cam 4 or something (lb)
i'm going to check this out later tonight when the chance of random acts of violence greatly increases.

[b i o n i c]

there is no violence going on there. it's the most disneyfied, highly patrolled area of nyc

[Videodrome]

:(

[TAL]

Baboon sexing!

[monkey]

BABOON FUCKING!

[TAL]

Wildebeest fighting!

[befsquire]

it doesn't work for me :(

[TAL]

Did you try my way?

Wooooo! It works from the actual site.

www.africam.com then click NKORHO STREAM at the top of the menu.

It's on nightvision now so it's not very good.

[instigator7022]

best webcam ever
i want to see an african animal NOW!

[befsquire]

it says media inactive.

[ericlee]

damn those frogs are loud.

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[instigator7022]

i saw something fly by the screen. maybe it was a vampire?

[beastieangel01]

yeah, they are very loud. Dear god. Oh good! As I typed this, they stopped. I hope that means a lion is arriving.

Also, this works perfectly at work. What a nice excuse to do nothing all day!

[skra75]

yesssss.
just got it to work.
brilliant. but what is that awful squaking sound?:confused:
it sounds like a bad aphyx twin song.

[Echewta]

FROGS ARE AWESOME!

[beastieangel01]

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youuuuuu

[Echewta]

you ryhmes with jew and today is one of their special days. Since the sun is down where the camera is, I'm assuming all of the jewish animals around there can drink water again.

[Videodrome]

nothing has happened for sooooo long but if i stop watching it i'll die!

[QueenAdrock]

I would pay good money to see the camera be mauled.

I HEAR AIRPLANES! and crickets!

[Kerrbear]

Ooh, I think a hyena just came for a drink. It was so loud! I wish there were crocodiles in the water.

[Drederick Tatum]

SMALL DEER TYPE THING! PERHAPS AFRICAN ON ALL FOURS!

[Kerrbear]

SMALL DEER TYPE THING! PERHAPS AFRICAN ON ALL FOURS!

Nuh uh! I'm watching right now, and no small deer type things. I do hear a monkey, though. Are we watching the same thing?

[Drederick Tatum]

you missed it!

[Kerrbear]

This is kind of like that hokey cartoon with Fievel the mouse. "Somewhere out there..." We're both watching the same thing at the same time.

Ooh, it's starting to get light! (Damn, I'm a nerd...)

[Drederick Tatum]

it was nightime?! I just thought that was how Africa looked.

[yeahwho]

just watched a zebra hail a cab then climb in and off they went



to some new watering hole i suppose.

[Videodrome]

is that an air conditioner?

[Kerrbear]

Probably a generator.

[na§tee]

SMALL DEER TYPE THING! PERHAPS AFRICAN ON ALL FOURS!i totally snorted LOL style at this. hehehe.

cool, imma check this out tonight since this thread has gone to 4 pages and must be some hot shit.

it doesn't look very sunny atm.

[instigator7022]

nothing has happened for sooooo long but if i stop watching it i'll die!

EXACTLY.:o

[LedDuck63]

I see a rabbit. Wow, the things you'll see in Africa. Also, it sounds like the frogs are sawing wood or something.

[Echewta]

There is a bunny eating grass and a bunch of drunk guys in the backround burping.

[wanton wench]

there is a bunny!

[wanton wench]

the frogs or whatever was making that racket is gone!

they are back!

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, someone silence the damn frogs. I can't believe I missed the bunny.:(

Wow, those frogs are really ruining the whole soothing nature sounds thing.

[Echewta]

Frogs are natures frat boys.

[instigator7022]

they have a forum over there we should all go over there and stink the place up

[TAL]

You would just kill all the threads.

[instigator7022]

You would just kill all the threads.


exactly *tear*:(

[TAL]

And then probably the animals as well.

[yeahwho]

Frogs are natures frat boys.

(y)

[instigator7022]

And then probably the animals as well.

indeed *Tears really flowing now* :(

[Drederick Tatum]

holy shit, those frogs sound like they're getting run over by a lawnmower. the lawnmower of satan.

[Drederick Tatum]

they really are screaming.

[Helvete]

It doesn't even work for me. Curses to IE7!

[Echewta]

The frogs have gone to sleep.

[Planetary]

why wont it work for me :(

[Echewta]

The animals only let those people who are good view their watering hole. If you are having troubles, its because they don't like you.

[Videodrome]

africam is like crack without the high.

[Kerrbear]

Ooh, wildebeest, right now!

[Yeti]

You should have seen it yesterday.....Madonna was pulling a kid out of the watering hole. I think her and Guy Ritchie took him home to England.

[Helvete]

Ooh, wildebeest, right now!
That wildebeest has totally got a bird on it.

[venusvenus123]

excellent bob.

i could listen to it all day, nevermind what comes along...

[venusvenus123]

OMG there's gazelle action!

someone moved the camera


this is on a loop right?

[TAL]

No, it's live all the time.

[hpdrifter]

Wait a second, this must be a different camera. When I looked at mostly the same time several days ago, there was a pond and it was pitch black. Now there is no pond and it looks like morning.


Oooh, thunder storm!

[TAL]

There is a pond, they have just zoomed in a bit.

[hpdrifter]

Oh. I think the camera moved to follow the gazelles. When I first opened it, that stump was in the middle.

God, I am so addicted to fucking africam.

[TAL]

Yes, they follow pretty much all the animals.

[kate]

people are still looking at this 5 pages later? jesus go watch some animal planet losers

[hpdrifter]

I don't have cable and I like to listen to the soothing nature sounds. Which are again soothing since the frogs are not out yet.

I wonder what that thing is in the pond. Is it a little swimming afri-critter?

[hpdrifter]

Dammit, its not even dark yet and the frogs are already coming out.

[venusvenus123]

one of the elephants just did a poo in the water.... after drinking it.

elephants these days...

[instigator7022]

one of the elephants just did a poo in the water.... after drinking it.

elephants these days...


geez the best thing i saw so far was a semi-long legged duck. I want to see an elephant

[Dorothy Wood]

there's animals now!!

[Dorothy Wood]

I can't tell if they're hyenas or boars or whatever.

[hpdrifter]

Wildebeests!

Those damn, frogs, though. Jeeez!

[Dorothy Wood]

motherfuckin frogs need to shut they mouth.

[jackrock]

OMG! Hippo just ate swamp monster!!

[hpdrifter]

I am muting. Otherwise you will find me under my desk rocking back and forth muttering "no. more. frogs." over and over.

[b i o n i c]

this is one of the most entertaining cams ive ever seen. any more animal humping today?

[hpdrifter]

no, but a car just drove by. I think it scared the wildebeests.

[hpdrifter]

Oh, its an ox, not a wildebeest.

I just like typing wildebeest.

I think its the beest part.

Oh, and there was a bunny seconds ago.

[hpdrifter]

Thank you, Bob for bringing africam into my life.

[TurdBerglar]

fucking hell

i had to roll back to an earlier version of wmp to get this shit to work. and what's up with that frog?

[Yeti]

I ever visit Africa I am going to find the watering hole and moon the camera.

I can see the posts now....

Look at that hairy arse!
It is a full moon out!
It is shitting in the watering hole!

[b-grrrlie]

My goodness all the frogs and crickets!

There was loads of wild boars earlier.

[Echewta]

I want to see a big old elephant come up to the watering hole and suck all of the water out with its big trunk and then have some lions come up with looks on their mugs of "what gives elephant?" and then the elephant start to run in a circle with the lions chasing it but never catching it and then the other animals who come to the watering hole start to crowd around and cheering for the lions because they want water too but the big old elephant came and sucked it all up and wont give anyback but is getting tired of being chased so it stops and blows out all the water back on the lions who get totally drenched in elephant shower and then shake like your housecat does when it gets wet and all of the water, with the help of gravity (natures friend), goes back into the watering hole and then the crowd disburses only to have those freaking loud ass frat frogs come back to blow out my computer speakers.

[Lyman Zerga]

I want to see a big old elephant come up to the watering hole and suck all of the water out with its big trunk and then have some lions come up with looks on their mugs of "what gives elephant?" and then the elephant start to run in a circle with the lions chasing it but never catching it and then the other animals who come to the watering hole start to crowd around and cheering for the lions because they want water too but the big old elephant came and sucked it all up and wont give anyback but is getting tired of being chased so it stops and blows out all the water back on the lions who get totally drenched in elephant shower and then shake like your housecat does when it gets wet and all of the water, with the help of gravity (natures friend), goes back into the watering hole and then the crowd disburses only to have those freaking loud ass frat frogs come back to blow out my computer speakers.


i was going to say the new chewie sucks cause he only communicates with us with youtuble links anymore then i read this story and changed my mind!

J/FK

endless love (y)

[TurdBerglar]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT RACKET!!!

[TurdBerglar]

IS THAT A BIRD OR A FUCKING PTERODACTYL

[zorra_chiflada]

wow i think you almost spelt that right. you got the p

[ericlee]

A MONKEY FUCKING A GIRAFFE!!

[TurdBerglar]

a monkey would need fucking stilts or something

[Bob]

a monkey would need fucking stilts or something

fucking stilts, specifically

[TurdBerglar]

maybe a cock extension too

[TurdBerglar]

BABY RHINO

[TurdBerglar]

nevermind


just left

[fucktopgirl]

Well, it seem to be the early morning there.....hopefully an elephant will be thirsty! Some monkeys are really pissed tho!

[fucktopgirl]

oh a gazelle again !

[fucktopgirl]

a monkey!

sex scene with monkeys .hehehe!

[Drederick Tatum]

springbok with motherfucking bird pecking its neck!

[Drederick Tatum]

warthog eating grass with nose

[zorra_chiflada]

warthog eating grass with nose

woah, eating with the nose

[Drederick Tatum]

haha he rubbed his ass on a tree

[tracky]

there must be someone who sits there all day panning the camera :confused:

i saw mr. hog tho (y)

now it's those things, you know the ones i mean. i wanna see a cheetah chase one down

[tracky]

i just spotted some not so wild life (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/tracky/Junk/cameraImage.jpg)