Vibrators

[B4BY 4NN]

I want one. I want a boy I can use it with once my vagina gets over this cold.


Ladies (or guys who know ladies with really nice vibrators):

Know of any sites that won't give my computer an STD? What's The Rabbit like, or that one shaped like a dolphin?

[monkey]

std free toys! (http://www.babeland.com/)

[b i o n i c]

perverts

[monkey]

yep. :cool:

i honestly believe toys is just about the healthiest thing a girl can do for herself.

[zorra_chiflada]

not the dishes?

[b i o n i c]

why do chicks get all the fun stuff

pervs

[zorra_chiflada]

why do chicks get all the fun stuff

pervs

like lower paying jobs OOOOHHHH SHITTTT

[Bob]

like lower paying jobs OOOOHHHH SHITTTT

fkin owned

take that fairer sex

[b i o n i c]

what do jobs have to do with vibrators?

[TAL]

I guess that depends on the job.

[kate]

i bought my first vibrator about 2 years ago, with the help of tuber and tal via mirc. i think every girl should have three vibrators:
1. just a regular ass vibrator. cool to start with. can be penis or non-penis shaped. good to get used to the whole toy thing.
2. a rabbit. rabbits are amazing! it has little pearls that spin around inside you and make your insides feel neat, and at the same time it vibrates on either side of your girl bit and creates a seriously awesome orgasm!
3. a small concealable vibrator i.e. bullet, lipstick, etc. A) it's good to use with a man because it's just as powerful as a full size vibrator but it's not bulky and in the way (i have a story about this), and B) it's cool to carry around *just in case*. i'm a perv:o

anyway, i tried using a regular size vibrator once while doin it with joe, and i guess he was ramming me too hard or something, but i got bruised down there from the plastic being slammed into my crotch :(

don't buy that shit online man. go to a store, no one's gonna look at you funny!

[kate]

p.s. i said "regular ass vibrator" and i didn't mean for it to be used on yor ass, i mean, just a regular one. blah

[The Notorious LOL]

hahaha I noticed that and was going to ask but got lazy

[kate]

that may be something you want to experiment with though!

[Bob]

lolp

[The Notorious LOL]

nah

[kaiser soze]

this thread is making me shake

[QueenAdrock]

Can't do them, man. My naughty bits are so sensitive that the vibrations tickle me like crazy. Doesn't feel good, just makes me giggle and pull back.

[Big Gus]

Just go to a shop I wouldnt buy one online.

It's 2006 after all, even men arent embarrassed to go buy one for their lady friends...

Are they??

[Planetary]

a few mates of mine were suspended from school for getting a female friend of theirs a dildo for her birthday. they gave it to her in class.

[Lex Diamonds]

just a regular ass vibrator.
?!

[Tammeloeki]

a few mates of mine were suspended from school for getting a female friend of theirs a dildo for her birthday. they gave it to her in class.

Hahaha, some of my friends and i gave someone we really dont like a penis-pump for his b'day in front of his mum and family that was funny...

[na§tee]

i have a rampant rabbit deluxe.

s'alright. it does the, uh, job.

it's a bit, ya know, quick, however. and it sounds a bit like a power drill. and for that reason it's not very sexy having someone else use it on you.. it's like being pumped with a piece of industrial machinery that's not entirely easy to navigate.

[zorra_chiflada]

don't get one that vibrates, it like, well, penises don't actually do that, so it's unrealistic. i mean, unless you want to come hard and fast every day, in which case, go fer it.

[monkey]

it's like being pumped with a piece of industrial machinery that's not entirely easy to navigate.

i cant stop laughing. so hard.

[B4BY 4NN]

Just go to a shop I wouldnt buy one online.

It's 2006 after all, even men arent embarrassed to go buy one for their lady friends...

Are they??

OMFG GUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[B4BY 4NN]

I want a vibrator that's, um, slow if that's possible? And I would definitely go to a shop, no shame there, but I can't drive yet :( and I'd rather not ask my sister.

HI, MAURA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND GO VIBRATOR SHOPPING!

[Lex Diamonds]

OMFG GUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 Reg?

[mikizee]

Just go to a shop I wouldnt buy one online.

It's 2006 after all, even men arent embarrassed to go buy one for their lady friends...

Are they??

no way. ive bought many a sex toy for my girlfriends over the years. theyre fun.

[B4BY 4NN]

10 Reg?

Is it him?! :"D

[Lex Diamonds]

Think so yeah.

[B4BY 4NN]

Think so yeah.

Strummer had a Ghetto Blaster.

[Lex Diamonds]

Daddy was a bankrobber.

[b i o n i c]

i meant how come there are so many toys for women, all men get are funny looking blow up dummies. those look like they might be fun to lounge on in a pool.


so chicks get those little vibes to carry around, "just in case"? and men are supposed to be the ones who cant take sex off their minds :o ? sheeesh

[monkey]

you were born with a toy. girls have to buy them.

[DandyFop]

I want a vibrator that's, um, slow if that's possible? And I would definitely go to a shop, no shame there, but I can't drive yet :( and I'd rather not ask my sister.

HI, MAURA, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND GO VIBRATOR SHOPPING!

You can get ones that go different speeds, just try that. There's so many I'm sure you can find one that is more "gentle". If you're going to be using it with a guy though, I'd get a small one like kate said because a bigger one would get in the way (unless you want to use it for penetration of some sort).

If you want to get one for alone time, I would go with the Rabbit as a safe bet.

[ampm]

i meant how come there are so many toys for women, all men get are funny looking blow up dummies. those look like they might be fun to lounge on in a pool.


so chicks get those little vibes to carry around, "just in case"? and men are supposed to be the ones who cant take sex off their minds :o ? sheeesh


My Super said he has a hole in his wall that I could use anytime I wanted to.

[beastieangel01]

the rabbit is okay. I'm kind of a ...different case though because I have this whole mind over matter thing that I can't get over. My brain doesn't like the fact that it's not another person so it doesn't do anything for me in the end. But yeah. Good luck.

[b i o n i c]

watch out for that 'ole hole in the wall gag, ampm. for all you know there could be a hot chick's mouth on the other end! har-har!

[Big Gus]

Yeah it's the same Gus/10 Reg etc etc. "I is Bakkkk!!11!"

No offence Padster but are you as er... retarded on here as you are/were on the GLC Forum??

Back on the topic fuck yeah I just go into shops and buy them, the sales assistants are always really helpful and put you at ease. :)

[Lex Diamonds]

I'm like 20 times as retarded. But sometimes I say stuff that's worthwhile.

Only joking it's all bs LMAO

[Big Gus]

Are you all, like, "werd home skillet" and shizz over here too?? Even with predominantly american members??

Anyways I thought this place used to have a few members who, er, policed the 'tardedness?

I'll tell Kerry I found you, she's your biggest fan..... :D

[Lex Diamonds]

Yeah tell dat bitch she owes me fi' fiddy fo that heed I let er gimme.

Nah I was just doing that on the GLC forum cuz it's actually quite boring and I was just trying to get people worked up.

And what does "skillet" even mean? I swear I've never even used that word before.

[Big Gus]

A skillett is a frying pan my friend.

Glad yo' dropped all that, er, jive talk....

[QueenAdrock]

i meant how come there are so many toys for women, all men get are funny looking blow up dummies. those look like they might be fun to lounge on in a pool.

There's this one toy I saw at a sex party that was for boys, called the "Gigi." It was this thick, soft, rubbery thing that you'd fill full of oil and use for masturbation. It's kinda like one of those things you'd see at a science store, those little plastic-bag toys that are full of colored liquid and when you hold it it folds into itself and slips out of your hand. I have NO idea what those toys are called. But it's like that...supposedly it feels awesome and the suction is like nothing else on earth. $30.

My brain doesn't like the fact that it's not another person so it doesn't do anything for me in the end.

ME TOO! That's why I never get busy on my own. Doesn't do anything for me.

[TurdBerglar]

foreskin fluid sacks(aka water weinies)?

[cosmo105]

i've always heard them referred to as "prison kitties"

[HEIRESS]

IVE NEVER USED ONE



LOL...?

[b i o n i c]

There's this one toy I saw at a sex party that was for boys, called the "Gigi." It was this thick, soft, rubbery thing that you'd fill full of oil and use for masturbation. It's kinda like one of those things you'd see at a science store, those little plastic-bag toys that are full of colored liquid and when you hold it it folds into itself and slips out of your hand. I have NO idea what those toys are called. But it's like that...supposedly it feels awesome and the suction is like nothing else on earth. $30.




uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

[Planetary]

LOL!1

[Lex Diamonds]

lmao

[b i o n i c]

for some reason its alright for a woman to have a collection of phalluses in her night stand, but try explaining that gigi thing to a woman who's never seen one..

[ET]

I hear things about the Pocket Rocket (http://www.flirtylingerie.com/porovi.html). Online... I hear them.

[Chicka B]

That gigi thing sounds kinda like a fleshlight. One of my friends has a birthday comin up and I asked him what he wanted and he said "a fleshlight" but I thought he said flashlight. I think he was just joking though...or maybe not, should I get him it?

[b i o n i c]

eric lee posted that on the genius thread..

[b i o n i c]

^
that thing would scare the shit out of some people. "hmmm... doop-dee-doo... where's that gosh-darn flashlight... oh here it is *unscrew* AHGGHGHAGHGHGGHH!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?>!?!"

could be a little traumatic for unsuspecting wives, girlfriends, moms.

QA's sounds a little less bizarre