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Justin
09-30-2006, 11:47 PM
the bartender told me tonight that she had never seen anyone drink guinness as fast as me...she said.." I drink it like water."

I'm quite proud of myself!

Now im at home...waitin on my pizza and hot wings delivery!!!!!!!!!!!

what the fuck is up party people!?
Pres Zount
10-01-2006, 02:48 AM
They just say that so you will buy more beer. Sorry.
Big Gus
10-01-2006, 03:46 AM
Guinness goes over easy when your iun the mood for it. It's not gassy, but it tends to fill me up quite a bit.

Is it of a high standard over there??
iceygirl
10-01-2006, 08:16 AM
2 fridays ago i drank a 32 oz pitcher of it in about a hour -- i drink it so fast because i love it so much. then more people bought more pitchers and the next day i decided im not going out to bars with single friends probably ever again. it is too hard to be in a bar and not drink and ward off stupid drunk people when all i want to do is have fun.
Schmeltz
10-01-2006, 11:35 AM
We started last night with a round of Guinness. Next thing I know I'm falling on the street trying to get into the cab. Good times!
QueenAdrock
10-01-2006, 12:39 PM
I hated it when I had it out of the bottle. On draught is really awesome though. I was pleasantly surprised.
The Notorious LOL
10-01-2006, 01:19 PM
Guinness goes over easy when your iun the mood for it. It's not gassy, but it tends to fill me up quite a bit.

Is it of a high standard over there??



its basically the Budweiser of dark beers in the US
Planetary
10-01-2006, 01:36 PM
i can't drink guinness fast. it's like soup or something. on a night out i can drink 2 pints max.
Big Gus
10-01-2006, 01:37 PM
I just worded my Question crap. What I mean is - is it as good as Guinness from the Republic of Ireland? I dont mean that "proper" white stuff they serve over there, just the "normal" black variety?

Some pubs in Scotland have their Guinness pretty tight, it's shit in others right enough.... Depends on the bar I suppose. Big jugs of it sounds kinda wrong it'smeant to "settle" is it not???
Planetary
10-01-2006, 01:38 PM
I just worded my Question crap. What I mean is - is it as good as Guinness from the Republic of Ireland? I dont mean that "proper" white stuff they serve over there, just the "normal" black variety?

Some pubs in Scotland have their Guinness pretty tight, it's shit in others right enough.... Depends on the bar I suppose. Big jugs of it sounds kinda wrong it'smeant to "settle" is it not???

i've spoken to people who say if you have a guinness in dublin you can tell the difference. if you're an experienced guinness drinker.
Big Gus
10-01-2006, 01:42 PM
Over there they do a white Guiness - it's looking just like a pint of milk and it really is amazing.

I can tell the difference between a pint in Dublin and a pint in Scotland, even though they are doing a massive "It's all brewed in Dublin now" campaign.

If you want to see a pint of the white guinness- last time I saw one "in the news" was being drunk by Ian Woosnam to celebrate the Ryder Cup last week.

Hold on I'll see if I can dig it up from somewhere...
The Notorious LOL
10-01-2006, 01:44 PM
nah, its definetly not high standard Guiness. Every person I know who has spent time in England/Ireland/Scotland says that theres a noticeable difference between what you get there and what you get here.
Planetary
10-01-2006, 01:53 PM
score we have better guinness than you. :D
na§tee
10-01-2006, 01:57 PM
They just say that so you will buy more beer. Sorry.this made me LOL. (y)

yes. it's true. the more guinness travels away from its epi-centre of creation (i.e. st james' gate, dublin) the worse it tastes. guinness: "doesn't travel well".

i've had a pint at the guinness factory and sure, i guess it does taste better, but then again i didn't do a scientific experiment.

they also do a fabulous different brew or something that's like guinness but sweeter.. tasty.

i find guinness quite hard to drink quickly. it's like a meal in a glass. a meal that would be.. casserole.
Big Gus
10-01-2006, 01:59 PM
Out of interest is/has there been a massive "Now only brewed in Dublin" advertisement campaign in the US like here?

Basically theyve shut all the localised breweries in the UK.

I noticed a difference straight away.

I'm not a Guinness drinker really anyway if I'm going down the "ale/stout" road I'll go for a pint of 80 Shilling AKA "Heavy".
Justin
10-01-2006, 06:53 PM
i drank something like ten 12 ounce drafts of guinness draught last night....then started drinking guinness stout...I got a stomach ache and then left.
ericlee
10-01-2006, 08:02 PM
its basically the Budweiser of dark beers in the US

yeah, and Mississippi Mud is Natural light.
chrisd
10-02-2006, 04:42 AM
is leanin in on my girl cleavage

had to put his mixer in his mouth to show leverage

see actin all stupid is what i'm all about

watcha think barroom hero was all about
Lo_Lyfe
10-02-2006, 11:34 AM
yo it dont travel cause its brewed locally each time. dumbfukks. there is nothin bout dublin guinness gonna taste any different other than they kepp dirtier pipes.
skra75
10-02-2006, 11:37 AM
the bartender told me tonight that she had never seen anyone drink guinness as fast as me...she said.." I drink it like water."

translation: you're wasting your beer and not tasting it's oh-so-bitter goodness.
Dorothy Wood
10-02-2006, 12:42 PM
guiness tastes like coffee to me, I don't like coffee. one time in college, a girl I know bought me a pint of guiness and I had to drink the whole thing in order to be polite. it was slow-goin.
Big Gus
10-02-2006, 03:15 PM
Heroin??? Crack?? PCP???
Big Gus
10-02-2006, 04:23 PM
Try cough medicine or aftershave...

the tramps round my way swear by it....
Teh
10-02-2006, 04:29 PM
it'll cure what ails ya!