Let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this

[Lex Diamonds]

Shoot at you actors like movie directors.

This aint a movie, dog.

[Planetary]

BAKERY!

[Lex Diamonds]

I get my, by any means on
whenever there's a drought
get your umbrellas out
because that's when I brainstorm
you can blame Shawn
but I aint invent the game
I just rolled the dice tryina get some change

[The Notorious LOL]

Ive lost count of the number of threads you've started that consist of some jay-z line

[mikizee]

jay-z?

more like gay-z.

[The Notorious LOL]

more like jay-z is awesome at rapping

[mikizee]

im better.

i just havent been discovered yet. u know, 8-mile style.

[ericlee]

I really don't know much of Jay-Z. Actually, I think I was turned on to him on this board and I bought the Black Album. I like his style and his beats are hard.

The only thing I freakin' hate about him is when he paired up with.... I needn't say more. You guys know what I'm talking about.

[Lyman Zerga]

maybe you should use this thread to fart it out

k?bai!!!

[mikizee]

Lyman Zerga is hot.

[ericlee]

maybe you should use this thread to fart it out

k?bai!!!

mmmmmkkkkk, hold on. I'm brewing one up.....Here it comes......errrrrrnnnnnggggghhhhhhh........Ok, here it isss.....SSSSSTTTFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

oh my, what a relief.;)

[Lyman Zerga]

huh? it smells like krap in here :confused:



sorry padster ill safe this thread with my non fishy :mad: feminine smell (y)



and miki thanks for the reminder lolz

[chrisd]

put on a rain coat

call it a near miss

get out a bed early

take out my perm

check out my head curly

check out my sperm

yeah i'm the pimp

profilin the scene

leg on a limp

stylin the green

[mikizee]

Now hey there people, won't you lend an ear?
'cause I've a story to tell and I'm telling it here
I was born in a town in the great UK
From a baby to a boy to a man today
And I'm a musical man, and I'm a man of verse
But I've got a little problem and it's getting worse

Well my life was so well planned
Survivin' and a-jivin' in a f-f-funk band
'cause rappin', it's my, bread and butter
But it's hard to rap when you're born with a st-st-st, st, st-st, st,
st-t, st-t, stutter!

Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap

Well it was '82 when I joined the boys
And I was hip, and I was cool, but now I've lost my poise
The kids, our fans, are starting to doubt
When you open your mouth and nothing comes out

And it breaks my heart that we're not on the chart
'cause the record's nearly over when the vocals start
And I'm down and out, and I'm down on my luck
And I'm livin' on my own and I'm dying for a fr-riend to say "You're great!" But I'm under the hammer
'cause all I seem to do is s-s-s-st-

Come on man!

s-s-s-st-stammer!

Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap

Neighbours

Well interviewers turn away
Who wants to be covered with spray?
Talkin' to me for more than an hour
Is equivalent to an April shower
It's tough! Tough! Tougher than tough!
It's worse than Benny Hill and that's bad enough!
Something must be wrong with your vocal technique
When the twelve inch mix goes on for a week

I was rappin' in my club the other night
When nothin' I said was comin' out right
The crowd got angry, and this one man
He was gonna throw a bottle
He was gonna chuck a can, chuck a can, chuck it, chuck it, chuck it,
chuck it

Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap

N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO, NEED, FOR SHOUTING!

W-w-w-w-why's that then?

Well, you'll wake Mr Whittaker at number thirty-two

Besides, it's not very good for the voice

(An amplifier or similar shorts out)

Uuhhh!

That's a bit harsh isn't it?

NO, SLEEP, 'TIL BEDTIME!

Talking of which it's ten-thirty already!

Is it? Ooooh!

What time do they stay up 'til in America?

(I mean)

Oh, very late. Sometimes quarter to eleven

(Ahhhh)

Well actually I've heard in New York they sometimes even stay up 'til midnight

No! No wonder they do all that shouting

(I mean)

Yes, they must be very snappy and irritable

That's right

(Ahhhh)

Do you know, I heard a story that those Toastie Boys stayed up 'til
quarter past twelve!

Really? Well that's just silly!

They're just gonna get burnt out

Burnt out!

Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap

Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen
We've all been caught in a m-m-mouth trap
So join with us and do the st-st-st-st-st-st-st-stutter rap

Well no-one's ever seen what I mean
From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen...

[chrisd]

stutter rap

mc's gettin nervous

but them sucka monks

you konw, they deserve this

with the j crew sweater

from h university

they think they better

cause they wallet got diversity

but little do they know

where they girl go

see them jet setters

can't slow down low

they go down under

and catch a howard

meanwhile chris d's gettin

their girl deflowered

[yooooo]

Back with intriguing positive minerals
You enter the center search and raiding at random
with no condom, no rubbers will reach the testicles
and effect em, by animal means, I'm in your spectrum
As I walk through the garden of orange tomatoes, I see

Blue flowers....

[ericlee]

I triiiiiiiiiiiiiied so hard
And got so far
But in the ennnnnnnnnd
It doesn?t even matterrrrrrrrrrrr
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the ennnnnnd
It doesn't even matterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
And for all this

[chrisd]

deliverin the goods like i was on a necklace

table place toppings with the cherry on top

ain't no stopping top player at the staple center shop

had to hop in to hop out to hop over

became a cop just to force a pullover

up over where it counts like in transylvania

the hills were scrumptious, the suckin popped a veinya

[Lex Diamonds]

I NEVER CHANGE THIS IS JAY EVERY DAY

[Loppfessor]

im better.

i just havent been discovered yet. u know, 8-mile style.


Hey all I know is that if something's gonna happen it needs to happen now....

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey all I know is that if something's gonna happen it needs to happen now....
The game aint ready yet. He's waiting for the revolution.

[Big Gus]

The game? Like... Monopoly and shit?

You really shouldnt shun your inherent Britishness so much Padster. You arent American. Get over it mate.

[Lex Diamonds]

The game? Like... Monopoly and shit?

You really shouldnt shun your inherent Britishness so much Padster. You arent American. Get over it mate.
I was pastiching hip-hop culture... I do it a lot... jus cotch bruv.

[Big Gus]

I like a pastiche - no worries. I like pasties too.

The Americanism of UK "yoof" kind of disturbs me - yeah I listened to NWA when I was young too but 3 white "ghetto bwoys" rapping to "Sill D.R.E" I saw last night??

Worrying...

[Lex Diamonds]

I like a pastiche - no worries. I like pasties too.

The Americanism of UK "yoof" kind of disturbs me - yeah I listened to NWA when I was young too but 3 white "ghetto bwoys" rapping to "Sill D.R.E" I saw last night??

Worrying...
Better than if they were singing My Chemical Romance.

[Big Gus]

Fair point, well put...