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mikizee
10-01-2006, 09:29 PM
lets stop beating round the bush and get this discussion out of the way.
:D
Lyman Zerga
10-01-2006, 09:32 PM
theres no bush in my country!!!!!!!!
lol just owned you all at once!!!!!
mikizee
10-01-2006, 09:34 PM
i dont get it.
no bush... my c.unt..!!!!!!!!
Ya'undastand?
masturbation's pretty nice imo
Lyman Zerga
10-01-2006, 10:01 PM
Ya'undastand?
someone did his homework (y)
but who :confused:
mikizee
10-01-2006, 10:18 PM
i predict this thread will not go longer than 1 page.
skra75
10-01-2006, 10:28 PM
yeah it has awkward mess written all over it, too bad.:(
I blame it on your :D face
Lyman Zerga
10-01-2006, 10:42 PM
i predict this thread will not go longer than 1 page.
ill help you to pimp this baby to atleast 2 pages
QueenAdrock
10-01-2006, 10:46 PM
jerking off (y)
mikizee
10-01-2006, 10:48 PM
yeah it has awkward mess written all over it, too bad.:(
I blame it on your :D face
damn. i only put the :D face there cos 'beating around the bush' was a lame, lame pun. oh wells.
Dorothy Wood
10-01-2006, 10:49 PM
bony paloney
mikizee
10-01-2006, 10:49 PM
jerking off (y)
can girls jerk off too? i thought u can only jerk off if u have a penis.
Lyman Zerga
10-01-2006, 11:02 PM
i masterbathlion daily to pr0n
mikizee
10-01-2006, 11:04 PM
i masterbathlion daily to pr0n
you too???? and i thought i was the only one!!!!
oh, this is the greatest day of my life!!!
mikizee
10-02-2006, 04:10 AM
im bringing this thread back to where it belongs. TPK, sticky please.
korn_phr33k
10-02-2006, 04:13 AM
yes, it can be good. just think of it as birth controll.
chrisd
10-02-2006, 04:31 AM
for the nation
with the hybernation
in the relation
with the combination
rockin the station
Lyman Zerga
10-02-2006, 06:42 PM
i said two pages, assholes
QueenAdrock
10-02-2006, 06:49 PM
can girls jerk off too? i thought u can only jerk off if u have a penis.
I dunno. I know girls can 'get head' and stuff. But I was referring to the boy act of jerking off being cool. I wish I had a penee sometimes. :(
jackrock
10-02-2006, 06:56 PM
I dunno. I know girls can 'get head' and stuff. But I was referring to the boy act of jerking off being cool. I wish I had a penee sometimes. :(
*peener
Someone make a bumper sticker "Spunk Happens"
someone did his homework (y)
but who :confused:
;)
psst... ToucanSpam said you flashed vag to him on webcam
;)
mikizee
10-03-2006, 01:55 AM
I dunno. I know girls can 'get head' and stuff. But I was referring to the boy act of jerking off being cool. I wish I had a penee sometimes. :(
you're the first female i have ever heard say that. well nearly. i thought a guy jerking off would have to be one of the most unattractive things in the world. then again, i am a hetero male.
Lyman Zerga
10-03-2006, 05:03 PM
yeah guys jerking off, please tell me more
ToucanSpam
10-03-2006, 05:20 PM
Jerkin it is alright
QueenAdrock: PENIS ENVY!!!!!
Planetary
10-03-2006, 05:23 PM
yeah guys jerking off, please tell me more
back, forth, cream.
B4BY 4NN
10-03-2006, 05:25 PM
It would be a lot easier to have a penis. Men can practically masturbate ANYWHERE!
Planetary
10-03-2006, 05:30 PM
yup. in bed, in the garden, standing outside your window.
B4BY 4NN
10-03-2006, 05:31 PM
yup. in bed, in the garden, standing outside your window.
Not at my window. :(
Lyman Zerga
10-03-2006, 05:57 PM
back, forth, cream.
you would know
QueenAdrock
10-03-2006, 06:15 PM
Jerkin it is alright
QueenAdrock: PENIS ENVY!!!!!
FUCK YOU! THE CLITORIS HAS TWICE AS MANY NERVE ENDINGS!
ps i want my own personal penis :(
pps is it bad that when i read that last line over, i read it to the tune of that depeche mode song?
QueenAdrock
10-03-2006, 06:17 PM
you're the first female i have ever heard say that. well nearly. i thought a guy jerking off would have to be one of the most unattractive things in the world. then again, i am a hetero male.
Wouldn't you want to see a hot lady diddle herself?
Same thing.
Bitchamachacha
10-03-2006, 08:42 PM
I still don't understand why strokin' da puss kill kittens.
There's gotta be a kitten graveyard under my apt.
paul jones
10-03-2006, 08:46 PM
I still don't understand why strokin' da puss kill kittens.
There's gotta be a kitten graveyard under my apt.
haha(y)
mikizee
10-04-2006, 05:59 AM
yeeaaahhh, thats right, 2 pages bitches.
amazing seeing as how stupid this thread it. lets go for 3. whos with me?
Big Gus
10-04-2006, 12:43 PM
What All I've got to say is "wanking - hell yeah!!" and I'm contributing to this 3 page-athon?
Well, clearly wanking is great. I mean, how couldnt it be??
roosta
10-04-2006, 12:53 PM
To Wank And To Be Wanked, Mighty Stuff Indeed.
Big Gus
10-04-2006, 01:01 PM
Theres so many great euphamisms for it too (if thats the right expression).
"Going 3 rounds with the one eyed champ"
"Slapping up your Grannie"
I also like "an intimate rest"... It just totally covers it.
"You going out tonight?"
"Nah, staying in, no money, just chilling I might have an intimate rest later..."
Theres so many great euphamisms for it too (if thats the right expression).
my favorite is "shaking hands with the unemployed"
I got caught jerkin it the other day by my wife. She didn't care at all...but for some reason I was really really embarassed. It may have been because it was a picture of her sister...
oh yeah...
masturbation = good
beastiegirrl101
10-04-2006, 01:36 PM
when I was in NY last month some bum told me "going for Chinese food" is also a term used for masturbation. Is that like a NY thing? Pauli would totally know, she loves the sprouts.
sam i am
10-04-2006, 02:43 PM
How about...
choking the pope
making the bald man puke
strokin
watchin the geyser
Just to name a few.
Lex Diamonds
10-04-2006, 03:10 PM
Bleeding the lizard.
Burping the worm.
b-grrrlie
10-04-2006, 04:19 PM
FUCK YOU! THE CLITORIS HAS TWICE AS MANY NERVE ENDINGS!
MMmmmmmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhh!!!!!
Lex Diamonds
10-04-2006, 04:40 PM
Strangling the bald dwarf.
Playing the one-stringed banjo.
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