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The Notorious LOL
10-01-2006, 11:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA ETC ETC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWatc5U8RC4&eurl=)
Before he mounted her he was heard to say--I'll make love to you in a New York minute and take my Texas time doing it. Turtle sex is all about the foreplay.
Dorothy Wood
10-01-2006, 11:34 PM
you pervert.
eaah, eaaah
The turtle orgasm noise is priceless.
ggirlballa
10-01-2006, 11:54 PM
The turtle orgasm noise is priceless.
hahaha so true
ggirlballa
10-01-2006, 11:56 PM
It was more like a elderly guy raping an elderly woman.
u never really know if it was a guy...:eek:
The term bumpin' ugly comes to mind.
ggirlballa
10-02-2006, 12:07 AM
Oh, there's no doubt it's a male. He barely held out for 3 seconds before going "EEeeeeaahhh! Eeaahh! Eeeaaahhh!!".
Don't forget the slaps on the ass while doing it doggy. The way he does it is very male.
ah i see...wait how would u know about being male? OH PWNED LOL! :p
ah i'm an ass
zorra_chiflada
10-02-2006, 12:11 AM
oh my god. that is the best thing i've ever seen
i was gonna post this (i know everything that's on the internet FYI) but i didn't want to be accused of being a proponent of turtle rape
besides i'm still pretty cool from that africam thing so i don't mind letting someone else have this one
live! turtle rape
b i o n i c
10-02-2006, 12:21 AM
i wanted to ignore this, i wanted to look the other way but i just couldnt resist. my virgin eyes will never be the same
(ps, bob: you are kind with that africam. i had to show my family and when they asked where i got it from i simply answered "bob")
skra75
10-02-2006, 07:33 AM
that sound and the little face he makes is so wonderful
fucktopgirl
10-02-2006, 07:39 AM
haha, i did'nt know that turtle could have deep orgasm!
It look like an old dude having orgasm without teeth .
That's where I learned my strokes from. :cool:
skra75
10-02-2006, 11:53 AM
you need to try out those turtle coitus cries on your special lady next time
I make that sound anytime someone touches my penis.:o
QueenAdrock
10-02-2006, 05:52 PM
The end HAD to be fake. I thought turtles couldn't produce sounds.
..right?
TurdBerglar
10-02-2006, 07:10 PM
how was the person filming it not cracking up?
fucktopgirl
10-02-2006, 07:13 PM
cracking as being to much horny?:D
Lyman Zerga
10-02-2006, 07:41 PM
genius (y)
now i want a rape turtle!
ToucanSpam
10-03-2006, 05:14 PM
hahahaha omg
Those noises at the end were hilarious
paul jones
10-03-2006, 05:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA ETC ETC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWatc5U8RC4&eurl=)
that was funny(y)
ggirlballa
10-03-2006, 06:12 PM
at first i thought that was funny now i think its kinda disturbing...wait **watches again** no its still hilarious.(y) :D
miss soul fire
10-03-2006, 09:05 PM
Hihihihihi!!!:D
A couple of days ago I saw an old man on TV, and there was this obese old lady stimulating his anus with her fingers and he was making the same sound! "AAAHHHHHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH!":D
bump!
oh that's fucking hilarious!
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