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The Notorious LOL
10-02-2006, 03:04 PM
it just now dawned on me this morning just exactly how precious he is.
The Notorious LOL
10-02-2006, 03:09 PM
fuck whoever gave this one star.
Lex Diamonds
10-02-2006, 03:10 PM
I gave it 5. Top quality thread. (y)
The Notorious LOL
10-02-2006, 03:11 PM
thank you sir.
Lex Diamonds
10-02-2006, 03:12 PM
So what's his name? Does he still have balls?
The Notorious LOL
10-02-2006, 03:16 PM
Ivan. And no. they got cut off.


the vet shaved his whole ass when they fixed him, so I made fun of him for that.
DandyFop
10-02-2006, 03:33 PM
ghey
The Notorious LOL
10-02-2006, 03:35 PM
you are simply jealous of it.
mickill
10-02-2006, 03:38 PM
Close this embarrassment of a thread already.
DeeJayZap
10-02-2006, 03:44 PM
lawl cats roxxorz
Drederick Tatum
10-02-2006, 03:47 PM
as we type, I have the neighbour's Burmese cat on my lap. great little guy. bit of a yowler though. still, Burmese are the best cats.
The Notorious LOL
10-02-2006, 03:50 PM
Close this embarrassment of a thread already.


you've made worse threads.
mickill
10-02-2006, 03:53 PM
What is this a contest?
Drederick Tatum
10-02-2006, 03:56 PM
he kinda looks like this guy. (http://www.crcsoft.com/cat/images/burmese.jpg) but not so pornstarry.
ampm
10-02-2006, 03:56 PM
Old pussy sucks!
Drederick Tatum
10-02-2006, 04:01 PM
or should that be pornstarish?
Echewta
10-02-2006, 04:39 PM
http://vaderteachesbiology.ytmnd.com/
TurdBerglar
10-02-2006, 05:29 PM
i have a grey cat too and it hates my guts


hates them to death
Bob
10-02-2006, 05:43 PM
i have a gray cat (well, i live with one now), but it only likes me when it wants something. then it won't leave me alone. like it'll try to tunnel through my door, it'll meow and swipe its claws under the door trying to get me to do its bidding. when i leave the room and come back i have to quick slam the door shut behind me, because the little bastard will be right on my heels.

i'm all "goddamn it cat no, i'm not going to feed you today, i didn't feed you yesterday why would you think i would feed you today" but it doesn't learn
Drederick Tatum
10-02-2006, 05:46 PM
Burmese cat is now on the bean bag.
skra75
10-02-2006, 09:57 PM
i like to pull my cat's tail until it turns around and attacks me, then, i'll roll it over onto it's tender little back and rub his belly. he fucking hates it and bites me with a blinding rapid fire motion.
TurdBerglar
10-02-2006, 09:57 PM
i fuck my cat
Bob
10-02-2006, 10:00 PM
lol
befsquire
10-02-2006, 10:05 PM
i want a cat, i think.

i was kind of glad to finally be at a point in my life where cat hair didn't get all over everything, but now i want one. my landlord won't let me though. :(
TurdBerglar
10-02-2006, 10:06 PM
take a cat and duct tape it to bobby's ass. the land lord will never know
befsquire
10-02-2006, 10:08 PM
i told you i'm out of duct tape.
TurdBerglar
10-02-2006, 10:12 PM
man you're gonna really be bored without duct tape

how the fuck can anyone not have duct tape
befsquire
10-02-2006, 10:14 PM
i'm a girl. the fuck do i need it for? i don't fix shit. and bobby can fix things properly, without all the jury rigging.
TurdBerglar
10-02-2006, 10:16 PM
how the fuck else are you suppose to get a cat stuck to one's ass?
befsquire
10-02-2006, 10:17 PM
staple gun?
TurdBerglar
10-02-2006, 10:17 PM
that's a little too.... perminent
Drederick Tatum
10-02-2006, 10:18 PM
running up to someone and surprise duct taping them is one of life's greatest pleasures. so simple, yet so irritating.
befsquire
10-02-2006, 10:18 PM
sharpies have the same effect.
ET
10-02-2006, 10:20 PM
NEDM? (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/0/8/7085f7ad35c3560df3afb1244abbacd1.jpg)
TurdBerglar
10-02-2006, 10:21 PM
QUICK

SOMEONE PUNCH IT IN THE FACE
skra75
10-02-2006, 10:27 PM
NEDM? (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/0/8/7085f7ad35c3560df3afb1244abbacd1.jpg)

it looks like he's saying 'nigga please!'
Lo_Lyfe
10-02-2006, 11:24 PM
felinus bagpipus