female beasties board bareknuckle championships

[Lo_Lyfe]

nominate the female most likely to win a bareknuckle boxing tourney.

we got some tough bitchez in heerrrrre

[zorra_chiflada]

this sounds like it has my name on it.
i have a height advantage and a lot of untapped rage.

[Lo_Lyfe]

this sounds like it has my name on it.
i have a height advantage and a lot of untapped rage.
plead yo case, an put on some short gotdayum shorts

[zorra_chiflada]

who wants to take me on?

[Gareth]

is it like the contender?
how about MMA, so it can be like the ultimate fighter??

[jennyb]

zorra vs. HEIRESS, now that'd be a match! ....and pretty hott too! ;)

[Lo_Lyfe]

is it like the contender?
i guess. you gotta take the onus an represent the ass-whoopin biatch you think deserves to be the champ yo

[zorra_chiflada]

zorra vs. HEIRESS, now that'd be a match! ....and pretty hott too! ;)

she wouldn't stand a chance, she'd slip over on all the boys' drool

[Kid Presentable]

she wouldn't stand a chance, she'd slip over on all the boys' drool
Haha. You'd uppercut her as soon as she stopped to take a kooky photo of herself.

:D

[Lo_Lyfe]

Haha. You'd uppercut her as soon as she stopped to take a kooky photo of herself.

:D

yo feel free to nominate urself kid presendable

[jennyb]

Haha. You'd uppercut her as soon as she stopped to take a kooky photo of herself.

:D

pffffhahahahaha (y)

[Kid Presentable]

Macca from Home and Away would love to participate, no doubt.

[zorra_chiflada]

Macca from Home and Away would love to participate, no doubt.

hehe

[Gareth]

zorra would come out the gate all fire and brimstone but superior technique will win the day...i think B4BY 4NN would be quite the slugger
zorra could be a heel.

[Lo_Lyfe]

i have a height advantage and a lot of untapped rage

she wouldn't stand a chance, she'd slip over on all the boys' drool

uppercut her as soon as she stopped to take a kooky photo of herself.



iight so we need some people to get in Heiress corner and make this shit a fight yo

[Lo_Lyfe]

superior technique will win the day

we gotta keep updatin these tho

[Gareth]

you're vince mcmahon.

[Lo_Lyfe]

five stars btw

[Drederick Tatum]

I get the feeling that Beth could inflict some pain.

[Kid Presentable]

I get the feeling that Beth could inflict some pain.
Against who? This is a contest, apparently.

[Drederick Tatum]

Beth vs Zorra would be good.
Beth vs Hotwife.
Beth vs fuctupgrl or whatever her name is.

come on Beth, don't let me down.

[Pres Zount]

I plead zorra's case because she is really angry sometimes.

and she is strong

[Lo_Lyfe]

i have a height advantage and a lot of untapped rage

she wouldn't stand a chance, she'd slip over on all the boys' drool

uppercut her as soon as she stopped to take a kooky photo of herself.

she is really angry sometimes

she is strong



ayo can someone keep doin these for other fights? the later i stay up smoking blunts dipped in honey the harder this gets

[Lo_Lyfe]

I get the feeling that Beth could inflict some pain

shits a start

[na§tee]

i have played some pretty violent hockey in my time.

and i also suffer from game-loser RAGE which can make me pretty furious. beat me at mario, and i swear i will start some shit up in hhhheerrreeee! :mad:

[Nivvie]

I am qualified in the art of restraining violent, challenging and mental patients to the ground, and know where all the pressure points are.

[Planetary]

who wants to take me on?
hotwife

[ms.peachy]

Maybe Nuzz.

[Bob]

she knows capoeira, which i think means she can kill you like 50 ways with her toes or something

[zorra_chiflada]

this isn't a popularity contest, this is me bareknuckle boxing all you women to death. don't get fooled.

[Bob]

no i know, i'm just saying she'd probably shred you is all. with dance

[zorra_chiflada]

no i know, i'm just saying she'd probably shred you is all. with dance

nup

[Bob]

well we'll see how it goes in the ring

i know where my money's going

[zorra_chiflada]

well we'll see how it goes in the ring

i know where my money's going

you just wanna do it with her. face the facts man.

[Bob]

i wanna do it with a lot of people, let's not change the subject

[zorra_chiflada]

i wanna do it with a lot of people, let's not change the subject

do you wanna fight?

[ms.peachy]

get a room, you two

[Planetary]

get a ring.

[fucktopgirl]

I could take on anybody with the hot hand, you guys know that one?

You just slap the other contestant hand until one is no more able to bear the pain!

[zorra_chiflada]

I could take on anybody with the hot hand, you guys know that one?

You just slap the other contestant hand until one is no more able to bear the pain!

high pain threshold over here :cool:

[na§tee]

actually, i would say nuzz, too. i think she is certainly a determined lass. my vote goes to her!

[zorra_chiflada]

not a popularity contest folks! get it right! and off her jock!

i seriously don't see any reason why i wouldn't win

[fucktopgirl]

Becuz there is a whole bunch of other tough female around here:

Nuzz, me, nastee can surely be nasty, peachy can do some damage i am pretty sure, cosmos too, dandy, beth, zippo, lyman...oh yea and bob too!:D

We are a bunch of awesome females on this board , we could kick the males ass of this board in like few seconds!

why not taking on the men?

[zorra_chiflada]

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/723/723292/dead-rising-20060803050657754.jpg

http://xbox360media.ign.com/xbox360/image/article/723/723292/dead-rising-20060803050702613.jpg

this is me lol

[zorra_chiflada]

Becuz there is a whole bunch of other tough female around here:

Nuzz, me, nastee can surely be nasty, peachy can do some damage i am pretty sure, cosmos too, dandy, beth, zippo, lyman...oh yea and bob too!:D

We are a bunch of awesome females on this board , we could kick the males ass of this board in like few seconds!

why not taking on the men?

it would probably embarrass them too much to get their asses kicked by a girl

[na§tee]

you blossoming specimen of womanhood, you.

it's not popularity, it's who will win in a fight. a dirty, peasant, bare-knuckled fight.

i'm nasty? :confused:

[Planetary]

Becuz there is a whole bunch of other tough female around here:

Nuzz, me, nastee can surely be nasty, peachy can do some damage i am pretty sure, cosmos too, dandy, beth, zippo, lyman...oh yea and bob too!:D

We are a bunch of awesome females on this board , we could kick the males ass of this board in like few seconds!

why not taking on the men?

cause we carry gats.

[fucktopgirl]

it would probably embarrass them too much to get their asses kicked by a girl

True, they would go cry to their mommy while sucking their thumbs!

Nastee, i dont meant that YOU are nasty but while fighting, you could kick ass, no? You get get nasty/dangerous!

[fucktopgirl]

cause we carry gats.

Yea, in your pants!

[na§tee]

oh, i see. yeah, i could be nasty. only if after losing games though. or if you don't like kittens. i could bring it.

it took me ages to realise, back in the day, that gats were guns. one of my best friends at school was called gat (because his surname was gatensby) and one of his really old email addresses was gatgun@blah.. and i had no idea. duh.

[Planetary]

Yea, in your pants!

yeah pretty much.

[Planetary]

oh, i see. yeah, i could be nasty. only if after losing games though. or if you don't like kittens. i could bring it.

it took me ages to realise, back in the day, that gats were guns. one of my best friends at school was called gat (because his surname was gatensby) and one of his really old email addresses was gatgun@blah.. and i had no idea. duh.

im the same. i get stressed after losing at pro evo. its ok though cause i never lose.

[na§tee]

back in the day i was the STROPPIEST at tekken. oh lordy.
my friends (gat included!) would always go that shitty wee dinosaur - gon - that farts at you. and you couldn't go anywhere near the thing cos all he would do it turn around and fucking FART on you and it got me really, really worked up. also, my other friend tim - he used to always play yoshimitsu, who had a special move where he would just bounce up and down on his sword and that was equivalent to the same thing - you just couldn't escape/counteract it. i HATE needless novelty special moves that totally just do you in. like the blue shell in mario kart: double dash. fjadfhjkdahjghjkg :mad: ANGER!

[Planetary]

yeah i'd whoop yo ass on double dash. and on smash bros.

repettitive moves are the most annoying thing ever on fighting games.

i do remember the farting dinosaur.

[fucktopgirl]

^ haha

My brother use to do that to bugg me, sit on me face and fart on me.
God dammit, i was pissed and was jumping on him then we would karate each other a bit( we were both learning it at the same place), the ending was always one of us getting a bit hurt ..

[zorra_chiflada]

repettitive moves are the most annoying thing ever on fighting games.



yeah, that's called "ben younging"

[Planetary]

lol. you're brother sounds like a laugh.

[na§tee]

yeah he's a farting little shit (http://perso.orange.fr/spooky.chandler/image/gon.jpg).

i would always play heihachi, btw.

i'm good with strategic shelling in double dash. i can fire back and ahead with deadly accuracy. but i can't really power slide, so i lose an advantage there. my boyfriend is the king of powersliding and also making all the shortcuts.

i would beat yo ass in tetris, though.

edit; who's ben young?

[Planetary]

i dunno. i always liked hwoarang the kicking guy.

ps id kick your ass with the giant throwable bananas.

[Videodrome]

i would put all my money on RaZoRbLaDe KiSs to beat any chick that doesn't use a weapon against her.

[zorra_chiflada]

i would put all my money on RaZoRbLaDe KiSs to beat any chick that doesn't use a weapon against her.

all these people doubting me just makes me stronger :cool:

[fucktopgirl]

"i would put all my money on RaZoRbLaDe KiSs to beat any chick that doesn't use a weapon against her."


my weapon would be a case of donuts!!!










bad jok!

[Kid Presentable]

"i would put all my money on RaZoRbLaDe KiSs to beat any chick that doesn't use a weapon against her."


my weapon would be a case of donuts!!!










bad jok!

Hahahahah. Fuckin hell!

[monkey]

all of yous have forgotten that i like to kick people for fun. maul them. throw glass at them. i have anger issues and i know how to displace them. and i fight with cops. so there!

[Lo_Lyfe]

i like to kick people for fun.

maul them

throw glass at them

i have anger issues

i fight with cops.
the rest a you sphincter lickers is playing spin the bottle with this poupalarity shit. this bitch is fightin!!!

[zorra_chiflada]

all of yous have forgotten that i like to kick people for fun. maul them. throw glass at them. i have anger issues and i know how to displace them. and i fight with cops. so there!

well, you could almost be as good as me. a worthy contender, at least.

[Kid Presentable]

well, you could almost be as good as me. a worthy contender, at least.
What would be your plan for the fight, Zorra?

[zorra_chiflada]

What would be your plan for the fight, Zorra?

um, to like, have someone saying shit in my ear, when im in the corner. like "i am disappointed with the amount of work you have brought into class today" or "yah, you totally have a lesbian vibe about you" or "your ass is your only redeeming feature" and then i'll be all hulked up with anger and i'd murder the opponent, and get their bone matter lodged in my fists.

[na§tee]

hey, zorra! you're looking mighty dykey today in them dungarees!

[zorra_chiflada]

hey, zorra! you're looking mighty dykey today in them dungarees!

feeling suicidal, are we nastee? :cool:

[Lo_Lyfe]

oh shit we got a bitch fight'

audience vote on whether they need bras

[monkey]

here's the thing, i know how to dissarm zorra. just start telling her cute puppy stories and she's putty. same with cosmo.

i got my fight plan all figured out.:cool:

[Lo_Lyfe]

here's the thing, i know how to dissarm zorra. just start telling her cute puppy stories and she's putty. same with cosmo.


gotdayum! lo_blow!!:eek:

[zorra_chiflada]

here's the thing, i know how to dissarm zorra. just start telling her cute puppy stories and she's putty. same with cosmo.

i got my fight plan all figured out.:cool:

DAMN YOU :mad::(






puppies <3:o

[Lo_Lyfe]

DAMN YOU :mad::(






puppies <3:o
sHE TAPPED ! sHE TAPPED! OH SHIT WE HAVE A WINNER! MONKEY GOES TO THE NEXT ROUND!!!

[zorra_chiflada]

NOOOOOOO this can't beeeeeeee!!!!

[HOTWIFE]

i drag people out of their cars and beat them up in time for the light to change bitches

[monkey]

:cool: bring it.

[Kid Presentable]

um, to like, have someone saying shit in my ear, when im in the corner. like "i am disappointed with the amount of work you have brought into class today" or "yah, you totally have a lesbian vibe about you" or "your ass is your only redeeming feature" and then i'll be all hulked up with anger and i'd murder the opponent, and get their bone matter lodged in my fists.
Hahahahahaha. I thought you meant getting in the corner, your trainer (presumably Joe) going: "Shit in my ear, Zorra. Shit in my ear. Oh please, why dontcha take a shit in my ear?".

[HOTWIFE]

:cool: bring it.
it's already been BA-ROUGHTEN

i can't believe i sat through that movie.

[Lo_Lyfe]

it's already been BA-ROUGHTEN

i can't believe i sat through that movie.
yo hot-weezy you been thru childbirth? its just the vaginal fortitude yo ass could bring would make this a wild nights fistfightin

[HOTWIFE]

yo hot-weezy you been thru childbirth? its just the vaginal fortitude yo ass could bring would make this a wild nights fistfightin
i rip children out of my vagina to speed up the process. now what

[fucktopgirl]

^^^that is not fighting abilities to be able to do that!!

[Lo_Lyfe]

monkey v hotlyfe v fukktupgrrrrl triple threat

son its on

:cool:

[fucktopgirl]

i start to be turn ON!

really, no need to fight... with my kung fu skills/ nunchaku (i am sure this is not the right spelling but you know what i mean) i can just like slip a potato in half in a fraction of a second..beware!

[Echewta]

Venus would kick any of your asses. Seriously. I'm not joking or LOLing or anything like that. From all that I've met, she would bring down two hammers on the nails that post around here. Big hammers. UK HAMMERS.

[instigator7022]

i will kickbox anyone!

[beastieangel01]

:mad:


you showing any rage just seems cute to me. Can't be helped!

I could see zorra kicking some ass. Or cosmo and her ninja skills all up in the place. Toy with her ninja throwing cat move would work too. I dunno man.

[ET]

Venus would kick any of your asses. Seriously. I'm not joking or LOLing or anything like that. From all that I've met, she would bring down two hammers on the nails that post around here. Big hammers. UK HAMMERS.


Um, I do believe supermars would bring the Canadian thunder from up...under. ROTC Jackhammer, eh?

[befsquire]

I get the feeling that Beth could inflict some pain.
you'd be right. i'm used to punching dudes, but i got no problem hittin a chick. hotwife needs anger before she can get any power behind her punch.

it's not a fight unless the cops come, sweetie. let's take it off the road.

[Drederick Tatum]

no problem hittin a chick.



let's take it off


yuss!

[cosmo105]

i could easily wrestle any of you to the ground in probably less than 30 seconds. men included. and unlike many of you, i know how to actually hurt someone pretty lethally - not just slapping and hairpulling like most chicks. i know how to break bones, very, very quickly. i know the most sensitive spots on the body. and when fighting, i do not hold back. don't mess with me. :cool:


puppies are against the rules.

[zorra_chiflada]

i know how to break kneecaps, like for serious. it's a security guard technique joe showed me, and it will get people on the ground instantly :cool:

[cosmo105]

i know how to shatter any limb. it's really pretty simple.

[zorra_chiflada]

i know how to shatter any limb. it's really pretty simple.

i like you too much to kill you :(

[B4BY 4NN]

powpowpow

Cosmo, myself and Roby will be the Bob Squad.

[cosmo105]

i like you too, zorra. i like a lot of you. but when you're in the ring, you're not my fucking friend. you're my target. :cool:

[Lyman Zerga]

oww stop it!

i give up just dont hurt me

[befsquire]

i know how to crush someone's larynx.

and how to send bits of a person's nose into their brain to kill them.

<3!

but for drederick, i guess i should say i know how to do that stuff in a bra and panties.

[cosmo105]

seriously though even though i know how to do all of these things i would never hurt a one of you :o

[Gareth]

oh i forgot about cosmo, she has wrasslin and grappling skills.
also, who is that chick who got into a fit of [road] rage and cracked some chick in the face???
anyone remember her??

[befsquire]

hotwife.

[cosmo105]

what makes me "ugh" the most about seeing average people fight is the fact that they just go for, like, the arm and shit. come on! you punch for the fucking chest, the ribs, the solar plexus! you knock the wind out of them! you crush the bones in their feet, shatter their noses, take out the legs with a swift kick to the thigh and a sweep to the ankles and you get them on the fucking ground! COME ON!

[zorra_chiflada]

i bigger than you girls. :cool:

[ET]

what makes me "ugh" the most about seeing average people fight is the fact that they just go for, like, the arm and shit. come on! you punch for the fucking chest, the ribs, the solar plexus! you knock the wind out of them! you crush the bones in their feet, shatter their noses, take out the legs with a swift kick to the thigh and a sweep to the ankles and you get them on the fucking ground! COME ON!

A couple of body blows an a harai-goshi follow by a blow to the neck, duh!!!

[HEIRESS]

Ill hold whoevers fighting drink, and then Ill drink it


wow, that was bad english and I have no idea how to fix that sentence to make it grammatically correct

TEH LOSE!

[zorra_chiflada]

well, you know, that means i'd have to fight you too! i need that drink!

[HEIRESS]

IM APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY IN ADVANCE!

[HOTWIFE]

oh i forgot about cosmo, she has wrasslin and grappling skills.
also, who is that chick who got into a fit of [road] rage and cracked some chick in the face???
anyone remember her??
how could you forget me you mongoloid

[avignon]

what the fuck. look at all of you tai-boing on your lunch break yuppie bitches. The only contest I'd lose on this board is a fucking spelling bee.

[zorra_chiflada]

what the fuck. look at all of you tai-boing on your lunch break yuppie bitches. The only contest I'd lose on this board is a fucking spelling bee.

oooh bitch knows how to smack talk

[cosmo105]

ooh, kitty likes to scratch

[Dr Deaf]

... because they both have formal training in the art(s) of submission holds and / or self defense. any other match up would be like a mall food court brawl -- hair pulling and tittie twisters with a few nail scratches across the face.

you can't bring a knife to a gun fight. both cosmo and nivvie have trained to defend and subdue. with nuzz's style, i'm not sure how much actual physical contact is involved. all the fancy, graceful footwork isn't shit if you can't deliver the punishing blows. (nuzz: please correct me if i'm totally wrong, i didnt research cap. at all)

i think all the other chicks mentioned in potential fights would just turn into foxy-boxing matches. my wife included. she's strong enough sure, but i've never seen her do any moves, so i don't know how she'd fare.

although a clear punch to to larnyx can and will cripple anyone. you can't fight / defend if you can't breathe. i suppose if she came out with that move off the hop she'd be a contender. however, nivvie, cosmo and nuzz, simply wouldn't let that happen. they'd be ready to counter and re-route the move away and counter attack.

it'd be cool to see these matches really happen, shame it won't ever come to fruition.

if it's hard: hit it with something soft.
if it's soft: hit it with something hard.

... that and a punch or kick in the throat is all i remember.

[sam i am]

high pain threshold over here :cool:

Zorra....I'd PAY to see you beat the crap out of fuckedupgirl.:D

[na§tee]

haha. nicely done, b.

i'm sorry cos, but i gotta place my vote with nivvie, like.
i mean, she's scottish and she eats meat. (em. i hope)
i read a research paper which says that people who eat a high proportion of protein in the shape of greggs sausage rolls and lorne sausages are statistically highly likely to beat skinny vegans from america. iz true. :cool:

[fucktopgirl]

Zorra....I'd PAY to see you beat the crap out of fuckedupgirl.:D

well , you would kinda lose money then!:D

or maybe we would join force and beat the crap out of YOU instead!

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't fight for money, i fight for honour

[fucktopgirl]

i fight for peanuts!

[Bitchamachacha]

I don't know where Jammy B's been lately, but damn that girl is tougher than nails..in more ways than one.

I remember we were on MSN once, and she had to BRB me so she could throw up out of her bedroom window.

She sure as hell drinks like she's Irish. I'm sure she can throw down that way too.

[Kid Presentable]

Jesus, this is stupid.

[zorra_chiflada]

you bumped it so tenderly

[Kid Presentable]

you bumped it so tenderly
Nobody can stage internet fights anymore. I was disappointed.

[Lo_Lyfe]

Nobody can stage internet fights anymore. I was disappointed.
mayne i seen you tryin to grab the glory. this my banga. my threads keep winnin

[Kid Presentable]

mayne i seen you tryin to grab the glory. this my banga. my threads keep winnin
Shut up, Phillip.:D