if the BBMB were highschool...

[zorra_chiflada]

(you insert hilarious hijinks/anecdotes/theories here)

[Rancid_Beasties]

I would be the dude who gets all the chicks and the glory.
You would be my lame sidekick friend who rides my wave of popularity :cool:

[zorra_chiflada]

you would be my only friend - because you felt sorry for me

[Rancid_Beasties]

Awwww

Nah you would clearly be the bossy politically minded art's orientated girl.

I would probably really be a geek....who gets all the chicks and the glory :cool:

[zorra_chiflada]

nah i wouldn't. i'd be bullied. for realz

[chrisd]

i'd be the teenage dirtbag baby!

[TurdBerglar]

id be that guy trying to fart on the bunsen burners

[monkey]

i would be the nerd. this doesnt change ever. im a nerd. im over it.

[monkey]

hardly. the emo kids wouldnt like me. im too much of an optimist stoner.

[mickill]

I'd be Teen Wolf.

[fucktopgirl]

i'd be the nerdy/sporto french girl that match her sock with her outfit:D

[Echewta]

I'd have flunked a couple of grades

[roosta]

I'd be Teen Wolf.

best possible reply to a thread ever.

[mickill]

I guess I can take that as a compliment.

[Kid Presentable]

I'd be at home, getting stoned and playing Goldeneye.

[roosta]

I guess I can take that as a compliment.

it was compliement. take it. TAKE IT.

my reply was going to reference a different 80s film set in high-school, but yours blew mine out of the proverbial waters.

[mickill]

The Breakfast Club?

[na§tee]

i'd be claire.

BOOYAH!

[Helvete]

If this was high school, I wouldn't be here.

[HOTWIFE]

i'd be a mean girl

[Planetary]

id be the neutral guy who everyone likes. everyone.

[instigator7022]

I'd be the loner

[beastieangel01]

you wouldn't know I'm there half the time.

[TimDoolan]

I'd be Cameron Frye

[ampm]

nah i wouldn't. i'd be bullied. for realz


Poor Zorra.

I was home-schooled.

[jabumbo]

i'd be friends with the cafeteria ladies so i could get double pudding whenever i wanted

[ampm]

It would be the nerdiest, geekiest, funniest high school ever.

And our mascot would be the Rapin' Turtles.


Turtles that rape? Ridiculous.

[trailerprincess]

I'd be Ducky

but a female version

[Lex Diamonds]

I'd be at home, getting stoned and playing Goldeneye.
Yeah that's pretty much what I did at school.

[steve-onpoint]

I'd be pushed down a flight of stairs by some dickhead for no reason other than his ignorance.

[paul jones]

I'd be Screech

[steve-onpoint]

I'd be Screech

Mike D's brother?

[yooooo]

I'd be the narrator

[ToucanSpam]

I'd be a nerd, whatever.

[ggirlballa]

i'd be claire.

BOOYAH!


claire is a fat girl's name (lol)

[B4BY 4NN]

Ferris

but with social anxiety!

[Lyman Zerga]

I'd be Teen Wolf.


HAHAHAAHA

funny cause nearly true

[Bob]

i would have sex with every girl in the school

don't deny it ladies

[scotty]

I'd be hangin' with Doc Brown.

[kleptomaniac]

dibs on geeky half-asian kid!!



oh wait...that IS me.

[Bitchamachacha]

id be the neutral guy who everyone likes. everyone.


That would be me as well, kind of like a Veronica Sawyer to the highschool's Heathers.

I'd hit all of the parties, smile at the geeky kids and tell the bullies to leave them alone while giggling coyly so they wouldn't beat my ass....

Oh! And I'd totally bone a guy named JD who looked like Christian Slater while playing croquet.

[ET]

If this was a high school we'd be the special education department.

[skra75]

i would have sex with every girl in the school

don't deny it ladies

bomb.

[Yeti]

If this was a high school we'd be the special education department.

Turd rode the short bus.

[TurdBerglar]

fuck you

i was good enough to be imported into a better school system outside my city

[zorra_chiflada]

i'd smoke cigarettes out the back between breaks. who wants to join me?
in high school, smoking was actually cool. for serious.

[Yeti]

fuck you

i was good enough to be imported into a better school system outside my city

Did the school have padded walls?

[TurdBerglar]

no but i was sand box emperor senior year asshole

[zorra_chiflada]

i butt my cigs out in your goddamn sandbox asshole

[SandyLove]

I'd be the stoned cheerleader who got dumped by the guy playing golden eye who skipped off most of the year! But eventually have a rebound with the quarterback to ease the pain!:cool:

[zorra_chiflada]

oh yeah, for my sake, this has to be a high school in the 90s. that would be the shit. like dreadlocks, eyebrow rings and doc martins.

[Yeti]

Sandbox emperor huh----that reminds me of a good friend. He is an artist. He never worked jobs but decided to work at a daycare. The kids were playing in the sandbox and one mean kid threw sand in another kid's face. The kid started crying and my friend picked up some sand and threw it in the kid's face---he said how do you like it? A parent saw him and he was fired. Pat was really only good at a couple things--art, drinkin' 40s and smoking pot.
Sandboxes are really strange. It is like putting your kid in a cat litter box.

[TurdBerglar]

oh yeah, for my sake, this has to be a high school in the 90s. that would be the shit. like dreadlocks, eyebrow rings and doc martins.


and jenco jeans

[zorra_chiflada]

and jenco jeans

and walkmans. maybe discmans for the rich kids.

[TurdBerglar]

and wallet chains

[zorra_chiflada]

and wallet chains

oh god yes!

[Yeti]

High School those were the days......I was Vice President and our President got caught smoking a joint. I was appointed the Prez as if it was an impeachment.

[TurdBerglar]

and bowl haircuts

[TurdBerglar]

High School those were the days......I was Vice President and our President got caught smoking a joint. I was appointed the Prez as if it was an impeachment.


you proabably gave him the weed!

[zorra_chiflada]

and khaki quarter length pants for guys!

[TurdBerglar]

maybe just in your fucked up school

[zorra_chiflada]

maybe just in your fucked up school

whatever, you still wear them

[TurdBerglar]

i don't even know what you're talking about

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't even know what you're talking about

those big fucking loose shorts that stop halfway down the calf. those ones

[SandyLove]

and khaki quarter length pants for guys!

Uh isn't that style still "in"? that look has taken over a decade to phase out!
So has the homey, pants below your ass with exposed tommy hilfiger boxers....

[TurdBerglar]

those big fucking loose shorts that stop halfway down the calf. those ones


i have cargo shorts like that. maybe not that long

[zorra_chiflada]

i have cargo shorts like that

yeah, them.


this has turned into a why i love the 90s thread :(

[icy manipulator]

i'd get caught drinking at the formal again :(

[cosmo105]

and, and big fucking ball chain necklaces! and the huge wooden bead necklaces, and, fucking, 311 shirts!

[zorra_chiflada]

and, and big fucking ball chain necklaces! and the huge wooden bead necklaces, and, fucking, 311 shirts!

haha yes!
and short short socks that disappeared into your shoes!

[TurdBerglar]

311 was awesome!

[icy manipulator]

fuck, am i the only one who had to wear a uniform to school?! :mad:

[TurdBerglar]

loser

[zorra_chiflada]

i had a uniform until grade 10.

[icy manipulator]

every school in queensland has a uniform

[TurdBerglar]

every person in the land of queens must be a loser then

[SandyLove]

fuck, am i the only one who had to wear a uniform to school?! :mad:

Did you also part your hair down the middle like an alter boy?

[icy manipulator]

Did you also part your hair down the middle like an alter boy?
of course, well, at least when i was at catholic school:p

[icy manipulator]

every person in the land of queens must be a loser then
no we're just more civilised

[zorra_chiflada]

*snort*

[TurdBerglar]

so civilized you can't handle wearing jeans and t-shirts with out chaos?

[icy manipulator]

for some stupid reason that's just the way it is. i thought every school in australia was like that. it's not because i went to a private school or anything, even public schools have to wear uniforms

[TurdBerglar]

TOO MUCH CHAOS

[befsquire]

i'd be more like heather #1, minus the drano. hanging out at the college parties, saying "fuck me gently with a chainsaw" when i'm all exasperated, ruining people at school when they fail to live up to my expectations at a college party because i brought them in and they paid me back in puke.

[Gareth]

i'd be troy from high school musical, except not as good at basketball or dancing....plus i dont use fake tan.
i will need a gabriela but only if she's hot and can sing well.

anyway i wore a uniform at school, i didnt mind it.

[Dorothy Wood]

I'd be watching MTV and reading Stephen King books. :(

[milleson]

I'd be the chick sitting in the hallway after I got thrown out of class again for being a "disturbance".

[zorra_chiflada]

I'd be the chick sitting in the hallway after I got thrown out of class again for being a "disturbance".

we'd hang out and drink beers

[milleson]

Oh no, not in high school. I was the one everyone thought was into drugs and alcohol, but I was really on the straight and narrow.

I'd turn you down and then be ostracized.

[zorra_chiflada]

Oh no, not in high school. I was the one everyone thought was into drugs and alcohol, but I was really on the straight and narrow.

I'd turn you down and then be ostracized.

i'd drink beers by myself then :(

[milleson]

We could still hang out, though. :cool:

[Yeti]

Our cheerleading squad would be apathetic and wear knee high tube socks.

[Rancid_Beasties]

Hey zorra you're thread is a massive success! HOORAH!

[ericlee]

I'd be the dude rolling up the parking lot on my skateboard with hickies all over my neck wearing a Circle Jerks t-shirt.

[avignon]

If I could go back to high school, this time I'd get pregnant my sophmore year. definitely

[Tzar]

i'd be a greasey wog.

[Yeti]

If I could go back to high school, this time I'd get pregnant my sophmore year. definitely

I would wear condoms.

[Rancid_Beasties]

i'd be a greasey wog.
If you bring anti-pasto ala the wogboy, you gotta give me some of the sundried tomatoes. Seriously man. And maybe some greek fetta.

[avignon]

I would wear condoms.
hahahaha are we going together?

[Tzar]

If you bring anti-pasto ala the wogboy, you gotta give me some of the sundried tomatoes. Seriously man. And maybe some greek fetta.
i'd try my best... and my turbo'd VL? i'll dose it for ya's, uleh!

[Yeti]

hahahaha are we going together?

Sure, you can wear my letterman jacket and rip my heart out like that other 2 bit whore.

[avignon]

Sure, you can wear my letterman jacket and rip my heart out like that other 2 bit whore.
and i suppose you'll tell the whole school what happened in the backseat of your dad's car after homecoming, right?

[jabumbo]

i'd drink beers by myself then :(


and then burn the janitors car on the hillside behind the school

[Rancid_Beasties]

i'd try my best... and my turbo'd VL? i'll dose it for ya's, uleh!
Word em up!

[zorra_chiflada]

Hey zorra you're thread is a massive success! HOORAH!

your grammar isn't




owned

[jackrock]

dibs on geeky half-asian kid!!


Dangit! I should have gotten here sooner :(

wanna trade for skinny white boy?

[kleptomaniac]

wanna trade for skinny white boy?

nah, i'm going to be dating all the skinny white boys. haha :D

because in this highschool, it'll be actually possible for the shy, geeky half-asian girl and the awkward, skinny white boy to get it on. hurray!

[jackrock]

Zoinks!

[kleptomaniac]

a lot of the schools around my area have been recieving numerous bomb threats
and stuff, including mine. not cool (n)

[Funky Pepp]

I'd sell Fisherman's Friends as Hash to younger pupils. :p
(You get money and at the same time prevent kids getting addicted.)

And one day later you listen to their stories about how cool it is to be stoned... :D

[Justin]

I'd be getting head from the hot spanish instructor chick.

[zorra_chiflada]

I'd be getting head from the hot spanish instructor chick.

no

[Justin]

no

id rather be getting head from the hot russian instructor chic, but some high schools don't offer russian:mad:

[chrisd]

I'd wanna do the girl with the biggest college sweater and the most herbal essences in her most toasted hair (which are actually mediteranean but she's ethnically insecure) and with the starchiest gap jeans ('98 style) and the dodgiest keds and the most whinnie the pooh bed accessories, man, i'd do her good

[guerillaGardner]

I'd be the bullying head master thrashing at all and sundry with a cane telling them to pull their trousers up, to get a proper haircut and to stop playing music on their mobile phones/hand held portable devices so that everyone else has to listen.

I'd be demanding to know why the kids can't have a conversation without shouting at each other even though they are sitting right next to each other with very little sound to compete against.

I'd also remind the pupils that the world didn't start the moment they were able to make their own decisions. There are previous generations that were equally able to make the same stupid misjudged choices.

[AdRockGRL]

I'd be a strange character, exactly as I was durin' the years of high school: I'd wear headphones all day (even durin' the lessons) and I'd take it away ONLY to talk to the ones that I know (other ones would not exist).... I'd be very rude and I'd spend the whole day in drawin' portraits of the dude that i'd follow across the corridors (without bein' noticed....of course) that would be .... ahaha....you'll never know who!

[Funkyfreshgrape]

that would be wack... i would be the outcast... lol!

[vickista]

for some stupid reason that's just the way it is. i thought every school in australia was like that. it's not because i went to a private school or anything, even public schools have to wear uniforms

its becoz of:

a) presentability and identification

b)racism and discrimination in skoolz, a uniform makes people feel more equal.

[vickista]

i would be the hardass tom boy chick, who hangs out with all the guys, sits at the back of the class chewing gum and givin the teacher that smart ass "fuck you, i dont give a shit" attitude.:cool:

...when really im just a kid whos got problems at home and is sick of being screwed over by the world.

[zorra_chiflada]

i would be the hardass tom boy chick, who hangs out with all the guys, sits at the back of the class chewing gum and givin the teacher that smart ass "fuck you, i dont give a shit" attitude.:cool:

...when really im just a kid whos got problems at home and is sick of being screwed over by the world.

hey that's me! don't steal my life!

[vickista]

hey that's me! don't steal my life!


i had it first! ;P

but even if i didn't, it comes standard when you join the posse.

[icy manipulator]

b)racism and discrimination in skoolz, a uniform makes people feel more equal.
out of 500 ppl there was only one asian at school. the rest was white as the driven snow. that's what you get at an anglican school

[vickista]

out of 500 ppl there was only one asian at school. the rest was white as the driven snow. that's what you get at an anglican school


well im not quite so out numbered but there are soo many asians and aussies at my school, i miss the wogs, and it sucks coz all my wog frends go to prodominentley wog schools and mix with wogs, but im left all alone.:(

[SandyLove]

well im not quite so out numbered but there are soo many asians and aussies at my school, i miss the wogs, and it sucks coz all my wog frends go to prodominentley wog schools and mix with wogs, but im left all alone.:(

What's a wog?

[Freebasser]

1. wog
110 up, 13 down


{ /wäg/ (n.) offensive slang. 1925-30, from 'Golliwogg': a 19th century blackface doll; or alternately, an acronym of '(W)orthy (O)riental (G)entleman' }


British English:

1. *racist* a black African or dark-skinned South Asian (usually Indian or Pakistani)

2. *Anglocentric* a non-Briton or non-Englishman: "The wogs start at Calais" (across the English Channel in France) -- British proverb


Australian English:

1. a non-Anglo-Celtic European, esp. from Southern or Eastern Europe (e.g. Greek, Italian, Balkan, Slavic, etc.)

2. an Asian, esp. a West Asian (e.g. Lebanese, Turkish, Armenian, Iranian, etc.), but now also inclusive of South Asians and Pacific Islanders

Antonym: skip


USAGE: Until 1973 Australia had a white-only immigration policy, so the term used mainly as a racial slur in Britain was applied to ethnic European immigrants of the post-WWII "populate or perish" era. By now it has greatly lost its sting, and many ethnic Australians have reclaimed it as a jocular term, with some cleverly riffing on it (e.g. 'clog wog' for a Dutchman, 'frog wog' for a Frenchman). Since the 70s, the wog label has been extended to include newer immigrants arriving from the Middle East and other parts of Asia, and many have come to identify strongly with it, facing resistance from more assimilated European wogs who harbor racist and anti-Muslim attitudes. The term is almost completely unknown in the United States and Canada, but in Britain it remains extremely offensive, somewhat akin to 'nigger'.

[Tzar]

a greek is a wog
an italian is a ding

[Planetary]

What's a wog?

over here racist people use it to refer to black people. i dunno about there but here its a derogatory term.

looks like a few people got there first.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, wogs are people of mediterranean descent. i don't find it offensive, i don't think other people do either

[zorra_chiflada]

a greek is a wog
an italian is a ding

ding? i have never ever heard that. like ever.

[Drederick Tatum]

yeah, wogs are people of mediterranean descent. i don't find it offensive, i don't think other people do either

yeah they do.

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah they do.

maybe if it's intended to insult, but it's a term that's kinda been "taken Back" by the community, if you know what i'm saying.

[Drederick Tatum]

I know what you mean, but if I was having a conversation with someone not of Mediterranean descent and they used it, I'd call them on it.

[SandyLove]

hmmmm... interesting I am of mediteranean descent, but I am born in Canada... there are other mildly racist <----(if i could use such a term) terms that are used up here like: munga-cake <---- a term that the Italians came up with to describe the anglo-white folks, FOB <----Fresh off the boat, mostly describing the portuguese in Toronto, WOP<---with-out papers, was used to refer to Italian immigrants who came to Canada without papers! After-all its just slang terms. All my friends are mix of all types of nationalities and those references are thrown around all the time, but its always in the best of humour, more cute and endearing then anything else!

[zorra_chiflada]

hmmmm... interesting I am of mediteranean descent, but I am born in Canada... there are other mildly racist <----(if i could use such a term) terms that are used up here like: munga-cake <---- a term that the Italians came up with to describe the anglo-white folks, FOB <----Fresh off the boat, mostly describing the portuguese in Toronto, WOP<---with-out papers, was used to refer to Italian immigrants who came to Canada without papers! After-all its just slang terms. All my friends are mix of all types of nationalities and those references are thrown around all the time, but its always in the best of humour, more cute and endearing then anything else!

a lot people people of mediterranean descent use it to describe themselves - therefore i think it's lost a lot of its "power" as a racial slur. i certainly wouldn't be offended if someone called me a wog.

[icy manipulator]

i dont think it's the least bit racist here. if not why would they have made The Wog Boy? if you added a few words like fucking, dirty and cunt to wog that's when it might start to get a bit racist

[vickista]

yeah, wogs are people of mediterranean descent. i don't find it offensive, i don't think other people do either


its only offensive if a skip says "hey u fuckin' wog..."

otherwise its mainly used when wogs talk about other wogs. or to talk about cliche wogs.