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na§tee
10-03-2006, 08:18 AM
i know it's only october, but hey! i'm itching to get a-shopping.
i totally have two ideas for secret santa gifts already, regardless of receive-ee.
i like presents.
i just better get one this year :mad:.
i really only made this thread to make sure all-a y'all are participating like the good boys and girls you are in advance of said 'official' thread.

i will wait till the honorable miss j. returns and puts everything in motion. she will, right? :confused: it's a tradition!

zorra_chiflada
10-03-2006, 08:19 AM
i just wanna get shit. it costs a lot for me to ship stuff out of tasmania, keep that in mind. i don't even know you people.

na§tee
10-03-2006, 08:19 AM
:(

that makes us sad.

TurdBerglar
10-03-2006, 08:20 AM
i just wanna get shit. it costs a lot for me to ship stuff out of tasmania, keep that in mind. i don't even know you people.



more pics of your ass should be plenty in return for anyone

na§tee
10-03-2006, 08:20 AM
hmm, it would be crap if you get some random-er though. i guess that's the surprise factor of the whole 'secret' thing. i got jabumbo last year and i didn't know him at all, but i researched him on the sly :cool: and it came out fun.

zorra_chiflada
10-03-2006, 08:21 AM
more pics of your ass should be plenty in return for anyone

fuck you asshole

na§tee
10-03-2006, 08:25 AM
i could totally send pres, if i got him, a signed picture of tommy sheridan's chin. he works in the building next to me! well, witnesses in his previously won case are being investigated for perjury so i don't know if he'll have a job for much longer, but still!

TurdBerglar
10-03-2006, 08:27 AM
send joe a picture of your ass



or tits

zorra_chiflada
10-03-2006, 08:28 AM
yeah let him know what he's missing out on

na§tee
10-03-2006, 08:29 AM
he's missing out on a glasgow msp's chin?

TurdBerglar
10-03-2006, 08:29 AM
he can do as ass-compare

zorra_chiflada
10-03-2006, 08:30 AM
yeah, he needs to see even more evidence that he can do better

TurdBerglar
10-03-2006, 08:31 AM
what'd i tell you about that shit

na§tee
10-03-2006, 08:31 AM
of course, everyone should aspire to a better chin structure. tommy's (http://images.scotsman.com/2005/06/01/01sheb.jpg) is (y) though.

zorra_chiflada
10-03-2006, 08:31 AM
what'd i tell you about that shit

hey, i'm only agreeing with you

monkey
10-03-2006, 09:10 AM
yo last year i got my kid a really cool shirt (it had a joke on it and everything!) and i think he never got it. i even mailed it out early, which is amazing because i hate the post office.

i wanna get a girl this year. i wanna buy girly shit.

na§tee
10-03-2006, 09:12 AM
yeah, girls are TEH COOLEST (y).

that is shitty about your package :( how crappy. i didn't receive anything last year, which is crappy, but not as crappy as the knowledge of having genuinely sent out something and it not arriving. pft!

na§tee
10-03-2006, 09:15 AM
'J made her official gift exchange thread last year on 26th october so i'm not, like, too outta touch.

hopefully she'll swing on by. i don't want to steal her thang. but i will if she doesn't show face by november :cool:. HAY LITTLE JAY! put a note in your diary!

Tone Capone
10-03-2006, 09:20 AM
I'll send you a present girl ;)

jabumbo
10-03-2006, 11:42 AM
i think i killed the little cactus thing you sent me

Nivvie
10-03-2006, 11:59 AM
Oo! Oo! I love secret Santa!!

paul jones
10-03-2006, 12:05 PM
I have to say that the previous 2 years, tulla and cosmo have made me very happy with what they sent(y)

ET
10-03-2006, 12:30 PM
Hmm, this sounds interesting.

HEIRESS
10-03-2006, 12:34 PM
If I get stuck with someone shitty like fernie again this year, it will be my LAST time participatinggggg

ET
10-03-2006, 12:42 PM
You should probably pick someone who's kickass on your own and just trade gifts with them. *AHEM*

Big Gus
10-03-2006, 12:47 PM
It always treated me nice in the past. :)

Helvete
10-03-2006, 01:04 PM
I'll send someone some bullets.

HEIRESS
10-03-2006, 01:48 PM
You should probably pick someone who's kickass on your own and just trade gifts with them. *AHEM*

quit propositioning me in public!

Yorkshire~Rose
10-03-2006, 02:27 PM
i just better get one this year :mad:.


Me too! My secret santa didn't love me enough to send anything last year *sniff*

ET
10-03-2006, 02:52 PM
quit propositioning me in public!


I was talking about yoooo!

paul jones
10-03-2006, 05:56 PM
It always treated me nice in the past. :)
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE U BEEN!?!?!

Bitchamachacha
10-03-2006, 07:57 PM
If I participate in this I just know I'll get stuck with the one board member won't send crap until 2008. Not even a PM.


But it sounds fun, though. I'm up for it.

I may send out cookies like I did back in the day, too.

Maybe.

yooooo
10-03-2006, 08:01 PM
I was talking about yoooo!

hey.. uhh ah

ET
10-03-2006, 08:34 PM
Yeah it's all I could think of instead of typing "Wanna fuck?"

or

Not you. You have one more O.

Take your pick.

na§tee
10-04-2006, 02:54 AM
ah, you can't really be fussy with who you get. it does have to be random after all. you have to take a gamble that you might be disappointed with who you get; some people were yelling fix! fix! last year just because they got someone they didn't 'like'. hey, it's part of the deal! if i did it i would use one of the computer program random generator things (not picking names out of the hat) and have an invigilator and everything! i used to be a (half) scientist, man, i can do that shit!

also, i would be quite happy to call out people who do not fulfill their end of the deal after a certain amount of time - a couple of months or something to allow for delivery times etc. this would make sure that people aren't just getting involved for a free present.. so we only have genuine people participating. that would work, right? and sounds quite fair. obviously if a mistake is made via postage no-one would hold that against you (and presumably if that happened the people would let 'em know before the organiser had to step in)

Pres Zount
10-04-2006, 06:17 AM
Come on guys, there should be no call of foul play. If you get someone you don't like, just don't get them a gift. It's as simple as that.

Having said that, I have to agree with zorra. Tasmanian quarantine doesn't let anything leave the state. Things can quite easily come in, though - so don't forget to get me a gift, just don't expect anything in return.

chrisd
10-04-2006, 07:12 AM
is lil jon makin a christmas song?

na§tee
10-04-2006, 07:40 AM
i totally said before that i was going to send pres a signed photograph of tommy sheridan's chin.

Nivvie
10-04-2006, 07:41 AM
He has a big nose on the front of the paper today.

Nivvie
10-04-2006, 07:42 AM
At work we do Secret Santa, and if you really don't want a person, you can re-submit them for a second round of distribution, but after that it hard cheese.

HEIRESS
10-04-2006, 09:41 AM
Yeah it's all I could think of instead of typing "Wanna fuck?"

or

Not you. You have one more O.

Take your pick.

yes

and

yes

ET
10-04-2006, 10:19 AM
Meet me at the mall. It's goin' doooown.

HEIRESS
10-04-2006, 01:57 PM
Ill met you in the you know what aisle at the drugstore there!

beastiegirrl101
10-04-2006, 01:59 PM
Im a great gift giver. PICK ME!

ET
10-04-2006, 02:05 PM
Ill met you in the you know what aisle at the drugstore there!

Affirmative (http://liamspenguin.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/sourpuss.gif)

HEIRESS
10-04-2006, 02:14 PM
ok, I should hav distinguished between canadian and american drugstore

ET
10-04-2006, 02:17 PM
Ah, my bad, miss. perhaps this shall be discussed via a method known as private messaging. I hear it is all the rage amongst the 18 to 24 age demographic!

HEIRESS
10-04-2006, 02:19 PM
OMG BUT IM 24.5! :(

ET
10-04-2006, 02:21 PM
Omg were 2 old for teh mb! I can't post anymore unless I get married, have a kid, and procure myself a sports utility vehicle. Guess email is going to have to do.

HEIRESS
10-04-2006, 02:25 PM
I have a womb!
and enough money for a lease!

oh right, we were stopping KBYE!

ET
10-04-2006, 02:29 PM
I think we killed this thread. Put that ass to sleep.

If I get involved with this someone is definitely going to get a Power Rangers DVD. OMG! I think I pulled Psyzmac for the cd trade-off. Dude, if you're reading this gimme your address. I've been sitting on your stuff for forever.

na§tee
10-16-2006, 02:59 AM
LITTTTLLLLEEEEE JJJAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!??!!!??!

na§tee
10-25-2006, 08:07 AM
:(

i pm-ed her ages ago and she isnae replying!

paul jones
10-25-2006, 08:41 AM
:(

i pm-ed her ages ago and she isnae replying!
shall I pm her on Myspazz?

na§tee
10-25-2006, 08:43 AM
yes! what a good idea! (y)

paul jones
10-25-2006, 08:56 AM
yes! what a good idea! (y)
ok,I'll go pm her

Helvete
10-25-2006, 09:02 AM
Turns out the Army don't actually let you just 'take' bullets from the range. They even have a legal declaration where you must state you have no live rounds or shell casings on you. So no-one can get a cool present from me this year. Oh well. I could steal one, but then I'd be in a load of shit if I started sending live 5.56mm rounds through the post.

zorra_chiflada
10-25-2006, 09:12 AM
Turns out the Army don't actually let you just 'take' bullets from the range. They even have a legal declaration where you must state you have no live rounds or shell casings on you. So no-one can get a cool present from me this year. Oh well. I could steal one, but then I'd be in a load of shit if I started sending live 5.56mm rounds through the post.

HIIII LEEXXXXX

b-grrrlie
10-25-2006, 04:40 PM
OOh I'm deffo gonna be in this year as well! Even tho I never received a gift from my Secret Santa (I did get something tho, in the end, but I had to pay for it... ).

Randetica
10-25-2006, 06:29 PM
i have loads of bullets here cause my dad is a cop

well yeah bullets, i wank to them daily..



hope everythings ok mr lex

Bitchamachacha
10-25-2006, 09:47 PM
I think we killed this thread. Put that ass to sleep.

If I get involved with this someone is definitely going to get a Power Rangers DVD. OMG!


Oh, Aiedyn would seriously love that shit.

If I told him it came from ET, he's pee his pants.

na§tee
10-28-2006, 09:17 AM
so how did it go, paul jones???!

paul jones
10-28-2006, 09:19 AM
so how did it go, paul jones???!

no answer from J on Myspace yet:(

na§tee
10-28-2006, 09:22 AM
ah shitster.

i'm going to enter CRISIS mode soon.

whattodowhattodo!

fucktopgirl
10-28-2006, 09:39 AM
i am willing to participate too in the noel thing ....:)

paul jones
10-28-2006, 09:43 AM
ah shitster.

i'm going to enter CRISIS mode soon.

whattodowhattodo!
don't panic love, there's a whole month to go yet before the post people say 'right,you'd better send off your stuff now'

also, Cosmo sent me stuff just days before jesus day(y)

ET
10-28-2006, 04:19 PM
Oh, Aiedyn would seriously love that shit.

If I told him it came from ET, he's pee his pants.


ET is for the children!

little j
10-30-2006, 08:27 PM
wow... christmas already?? :o

i was gonna post when november hit...thanks mis claire for beating me to the punch.

I'll post more later, but be prepared for another installment of Secret Santa BBMB.

:D

icy manipulator
10-30-2006, 09:33 PM
yeah i'm down for it

Bitchamachacha
10-30-2006, 09:48 PM
YAY! YAY! LITTLE J!!

I've already picked up one thing to send to whoever I get.

QueenAdrock
10-30-2006, 09:48 PM
i have loads of bullets here cause my dad is a cop

When I first saw this and just read "I have loads of bullets" I thought you meant the sex toy and you were going to give them away. God my mind needs to be outta the gutter. :(

Lyman Zerga
10-30-2006, 09:59 PM
i sent out my used sex toys but that was last year

na§tee
10-31-2006, 04:10 AM
YES! SUCCESS!

i don't know if you noticed but i was just a little anxious about getting some bbmb secret santa action this year :o

avignon
10-31-2006, 04:39 AM
I wanna do it but I'm not sure which country I will be in around Santa time.
I'm sending underpants to whoever I get.

Waus
10-31-2006, 04:42 AM
I wanna play! As long as I don't get Ally Al.

avignon
10-31-2006, 04:43 AM
What size underpants do you wear?

CJM
11-01-2006, 09:37 PM
lil j's secret santa (y)

paul jones
11-01-2006, 09:40 PM
santa list 'n' G's(y)