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kate
10-03-2006, 10:05 PM
remember dolphinsex.org? IT'S GONE WTF!!! i remember when i heard of that site i thought it was the funniest thing in the world and i wrote it on a buncha pieces of paper real big and posted them all over the school lol. i got in trouble for that :(

anyway, if you have no idea what i'm talking about, read this (http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html), it's funny in a creepy deviant kinda way!
TurdBerglar
10-03-2006, 10:06 PM
something is a bit off with you
kate
10-03-2006, 10:09 PM
WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....


if that is off, i dont wanna be on!
B4BY 4NN
10-03-2006, 10:10 PM
I was just talking about that site to my mom and sister.

They won't believe me!!!
TurdBerglar
10-03-2006, 10:11 PM
why the fuck does a dolphin need the ablility to cum 14 feet?
kate
10-03-2006, 10:13 PM
I DON'T KNOW BUT ISN'T IT AMAZING!
TurdBerglar
10-03-2006, 10:13 PM
i can probably cum about 6 feet
cosmo105
10-03-2006, 10:16 PM
i was just thinking about that site last week! wait, i don't want to admit that.
QueenAdrock
10-03-2006, 11:33 PM
It's been gone for a few months now....not like I would know.
ET
10-03-2006, 11:40 PM
Q3) What do I do if a dolphin wants to mate with me?
A3) Accept, if possible!

Wow, that's something to tell your wife. "He said I had to. I can't help it if I turn dolphins on!"

And that screen name... wow. Wolf with an E and 2 N's!