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Yorkshire~Rose
10-04-2006, 07:57 AM
Or at least less tolerant than i used to be.

My next door neighbour has recently bought one of those mini motorbike things and for the past 2 hours he has been tearing up and down the road outside our house on the bloody thing. I'm not used to this racket - i live on a normally quiet cul-de-sac.

ARRRGGGHHHH there he goes again. I'm going out in a minute and shoving that bike right up his arse :mad:

Helvete
10-04-2006, 08:00 AM
To be fair, the people who normally own those things are anti-social assholes.

Yorkshire~Rose
10-04-2006, 08:03 AM
To be fair, the people who normally own those things are anti-social assholes.

This is why i just sit in my house muttering expletives to myself and vent to you lot.
He'd probably head butt me.

Ally Al
10-04-2006, 08:04 AM
i'm with you, one of my neighbours has got one and his step son turns up every weekend (teenage chav) and tears up and down my road on the wrong side of the road. I'm looking forward to the day his luck runs out and his reebok classics land in my front garden

TurdBerglar
10-04-2006, 08:23 AM
those are illegal in my city now because of all the welfare all stars that think they are a proper mode of transportation and don't realize you need to wear a helmet and actually have a motorcycles license to drive one legally.

these ghetto trash assholes think the are being discriminated upon because they're actually getting pulled over and arrested after tearing up through downtown on these fucking things.

icy manipulator
10-04-2006, 08:24 AM
this dude who has one is a teenager? wtf? soft. i had a little 50cc bike when i was 7, it was lots of fun but i've upgraded now to something with a little more umph. but i'm considerate, i ride in industrial estates and dedicated parks, not the local street

TurdBerglar
10-04-2006, 08:26 AM
grown fucking men drive these things around in my city. they are proud of them as if they were something to be proud about.

icy manipulator
10-04-2006, 08:28 AM
grown fucking men drive these things around in my city. they are proud of them as if they were something to be proud about.
that's worse than riding a postie bike, lol

Nivvie
10-04-2006, 09:05 AM
Or at least less tolerant than i used to be.

My next door neighbour has recently bought one of those mini motorbike things and for the past 2 hours he has been tearing up and down the road outside our house on the bloody thing. I'm not used to this racket - i live on a normally quiet cul-de-sac.

ARRRGGGHHHH there he goes again. I'm going out in a minute and shoving that bike right up his arse :mad:


I used to live opposite a bloke with one of them, you are not old an old fart, he is pushing the bounds of neighbourly behaviour.

You are old if you wish they'd bring back the Generation Game and life insurance with a free carriage clock appeals.