i am the worst chess player in the world

[Bob]

i've never won a game and i don't learn anything from my losses

i defy you to play worse than me

[TurdBerglar]

i don't play at all so i guess i win

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm pretty bad, especially since i'm all about the smack talk and thinking i'm so good at it. i'm a terrible loser. actually, i beat joe once in a couple of moves. he'll never live that shit down. that was one of the best days in my life. TAKE THAT JOE YOU RUSSIAN CHESS CHAMP

[icy manipulator]

pawn to kingbishop 4, your move

[zorra_chiflada]

pawn to kingbishop 4, your move

i hate when people talk chess moves, i'm all like wtf.

[icy manipulator]

i hate when people talk chess moves, i'm all like wtf.
it's a line from Red Dwarf.

i'm pretty damn good at chess if i do say so myself but i haven';t played properly in ages. i need to have the odd social game every now and then

[Bob]

pawn to kingbishop 4, your move

red dwarf or no, i don't know what that means :(

i've just now learned what you're supposed to do on your first move but beyond that i'm stuck

[mickill]

This is chess not checkers/these are warnin' shots
After yo next move/ I'll give you what I got(y)

[icy manipulator]

red dwarf or no, i don't know what that means :(

i've just now learned what you're supposed to do on your first move but beyond that i'm stuck
go to moscow, they'll turn you into a pro. they'll fuck your liver up but they'll turn you into a chess master

[Bob]

This is chess not checkers/these are warnin' shots
After yo next move/ I'll give you what I got(y)

padster did you steal mickill's password

[mickill]

padster did you steal mickill's password
You, dear sir, are obviously a bleedin' homoclart. Have fun suckin MAH BALLZ! BECAUSE U R SO GHEY FOR DA DICKZ!

[Dr Deaf]

i learned how to play chess once. i played that game and lost and never played again.

i play billiards the same way. the first game i might do aight, by the second or third, i'm just taking shots to get back to my beer.

you down with ADD? ... yeah you know me. who's down with ADD? .. every last homie...

i can play stellar when i've taken some ritalin. its like being right there on the table. you can practically see lasers connecting the shots.

[steve-onpoint]

Remember Batlle Chess? The rook looked like Rock Biter and would devour the queen. Classic.

[DandyFop]

I am pretty good at chess... but I am a really sore loser. Like really. I get pissed off when I lose sometimes to the point of throwing game pieces. I usually don't get as mad in other games, but maybe because chess has always been held in the regard of the "intelligent" board game, and I wantz to be smawtz.

[Bob]

i've been playing this chess game that i downloaded to my computer, i play against an artificial intellegence and i just realized why i never win: i had it set to think 5 steps ahead of me. it literally knew everything that i was going to do before i did. i can't even think 5 steps ahead of myself. i was never going to win, ever.

i set it down to 2 steps, and i still can't win, but at least i can take a pawn or two

[cosmo105]

i bet i'm even worse. i know all the rules and even some strategies but i've never, ever won against any computer game, even on the easiest setting. i can kick your ass at yahoo naval command, though.

[Bob]

chess is rough because you have to think ahead. i play too defensively, i spend too much time reacting to the opponent's moves instead of putting them in a position where they have to react to mine. because i don't know how to do that, mostly

[cosmo105]

yeah and because YOUR'E A FUCKING PUSSY AREN'T YOU *queen to right the fuck in front of your king but one space away* the fuck you gon' do now?

[Bob]

my king's too blueblooded to get his hands dirty like that, where's my bishop

[cosmo105]

whoa bob, um, *shifts uncomfortably in seat* here, i forfeit, you win.

[CJM]

i'm decent at playing. i was on a school's chess teams for a while, and i was in a chess club playing old guys all the time. chess is definately my favorite board game.

[kleptomaniac]

i've tried playing chess before and, um, i couldn't win against myself. really. :rolleyes:

the horsey moves like an L right?! :confused:

[Kerrbear]

I so want to be good at chess, but I'm way too impatient, and I can't remember all the different moves I've thought out. Worst game ever like that= bridge. Ever, ever.

[hellojello]

man want a game i bet you'd win!

a few years back i'm all like yeah i'm going to be awesome at chess (when I learn) 'muuuummmmmmmmmmm' buy me a chess set for xmas so she got me this wicked one with glass pieces and shit well not shit, a mirror board though. they gave me a portable set too....
and u know what
ive never used it cause i can only actually play on yahoo where it says 'that move it not allowed'
heh

[jabumbo]

well if you would ever hit the time clock, then maybe we could move along with our game

[Calimero jr.]

i've never won a game and i don't learn anything from my losses

i defy you to play worse than me

I do exactly the same, anyone can win against me @ chess...(n)