B4BY 4NN
10-04-2006, 06:15 PM
My trainer has a crush on me (I think?). Yeah, something like that.
This guy's close to 40. All over his MySpace are nerd-pr0n girls who send him comments with glittery ladies on motorcycles. I wouldn't find this too disturbing if they didn't look similar to me (they're way hotter of course, but same hair, blablabla -- think SG, but 1920s). What's even more disturbing is his obsession with Bjork (mentioned during training). Uh, you know what I'm getting at... :"\ Anyway, he found me on MySpace and sent a friend request. How? Dunno. Only some friends/people from the Internet know me as "sak". I have never entered my real name. Creepy bastard. Didn't add him back, mind you.
Today at work, he asked my age. Um, I guess he wasn't TOO shocked by it because he then asked if I would like to join him in going to see a movie/get dinner. I declined. :")
You're all probably saying "OH, B4BY 4NN!!! HE MIGHT BE A REALLY NICE GUY!" But he isn't.
I find this all very odd because during training, the guy wanted to fail, or in other words, FIRE me because I bombed one of the tests. He'd always correct me, but not in a constructive way. More-or-less he'd tease or just respond with something flat-out RUDE.
Maybe this is all a scheme? Someone (already) wants me fired? Then again, just because he's a "trainer", the guy doesn't know shit from chocolate. Still, I want to let him down easy without jeopardizing my position if he happens to ask me out again. How?
This guy's close to 40. All over his MySpace are nerd-pr0n girls who send him comments with glittery ladies on motorcycles. I wouldn't find this too disturbing if they didn't look similar to me (they're way hotter of course, but same hair, blablabla -- think SG, but 1920s). What's even more disturbing is his obsession with Bjork (mentioned during training). Uh, you know what I'm getting at... :"\ Anyway, he found me on MySpace and sent a friend request. How? Dunno. Only some friends/people from the Internet know me as "sak". I have never entered my real name. Creepy bastard. Didn't add him back, mind you.
Today at work, he asked my age. Um, I guess he wasn't TOO shocked by it because he then asked if I would like to join him in going to see a movie/get dinner. I declined. :")
You're all probably saying "OH, B4BY 4NN!!! HE MIGHT BE A REALLY NICE GUY!" But he isn't.
I find this all very odd because during training, the guy wanted to fail, or in other words, FIRE me because I bombed one of the tests. He'd always correct me, but not in a constructive way. More-or-less he'd tease or just respond with something flat-out RUDE.
Maybe this is all a scheme? Someone (already) wants me fired? Then again, just because he's a "trainer", the guy doesn't know shit from chocolate. Still, I want to let him down easy without jeopardizing my position if he happens to ask me out again. How?