PDA

View Full Version : can you guys...

yooooo
10-04-2006, 06:43 PM
entertain me, please?

tell me some jokes
kleptomaniac
10-04-2006, 06:53 PM
knock knock
kleptomaniac
10-04-2006, 08:14 PM
*to be continued*
HOTWIFE
10-04-2006, 08:15 PM
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.

where's my prize
jackrock
10-04-2006, 08:18 PM
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob.


What do you call a kid playing in a pile of leaves? Russell.

Mine's lamer, where's my prize?
HOTWIFE
10-04-2006, 08:21 PM
What do you call a kid playing in a pile of leaves? Russell.

Mine's lamer, where's my prize?
yeah? well what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art. And what do you call a guy with no arms and legs on your doorstep? Matt. And what do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hole? Phil.

i need new jokes
icy manipulator
10-04-2006, 09:18 PM
there are 10 types of people. those that can read binary and those that cant :o
Bob
10-04-2006, 09:21 PM
what do you call a rude person who starts a thread asking for things and doesn't even read it

yoooou
Waus
10-04-2006, 09:27 PM
You hear the one about the dyslexic satanist who stayed up all night worshipping Santa?
Bob
10-04-2006, 09:33 PM
no, but i heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia who stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
Lyman Zerga
10-04-2006, 09:39 PM
it's 5am LOL
Maisailana
10-04-2006, 10:51 PM
what's brown, has seven feet, 12 pairs of eyes, looks like cottage cheese and rhymes with cylinder?
TAL
10-05-2006, 03:32 AM
there are 10 types of people. those that can read binary and those that cant :o
I use to have that as my sig. Not including the :o though.
Waus
10-05-2006, 03:35 AM
There are two types of people in this world -

those that need closure and
yooooo
10-05-2006, 04:30 AM
oh thanks, that amused me for like 2 minutes(y)
Pres Zount
10-05-2006, 04:32 AM
Well YOU do something funny.
yooooo
10-05-2006, 04:35 AM
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
Pres Zount
10-05-2006, 04:37 AM
So the joke is he finds his wife unnatractive? (n):mad:
yooooo
10-05-2006, 04:40 AM
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.



HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jitters
10-05-2006, 01:01 PM
When you're a canibal every fight is a foodfight........

I'm really good at jokes :(
yooooo
10-05-2006, 01:11 PM
lol