Cat Men.

[Kid Presentable]

I've been told in as many words that men who like cats are gay, and that it is a completely polar issue; that is you either like only cats or only dogs.

I like both, but own a cat. She's great. It's Bonnie, or Q.T McFluffington as her passport will say. She starts school next year.

I tried that felinus bagpipus thing, she fell asleep.

[icy manipulator]

you must be bi curious then

[Kid Presentable]

you must be bi curious then
I said it's been said. For me to put any weight on the aspersion is plainly ridiculous.

Edit: Yes, I think you were joking.

[Tzar]

i like cats more than i do dogs but i want my first "my own" pet to be a german shepard. ill get a cat when i'm older

[Pres Zount]

I review pets on a case by case basis. Not a race by race basis.

Or species by species or whatever.

[mikizee]

i love cats, but i cant eat a whole one.

[tracky]

I review pets on a case by case basis. Not a race by race basis.

Or species by species or whatever.

yep i'm pretty much down with that (y)

but having said that, if there was a puppy and a kitten and mr. homocidal axe murderer told me i had to choose which one lived, i'd go with the cat.

[Pres Zount]

I understand what you are saying, but can you please delete that last sentence before susan gets to the computer?

[na§tee]

i love men.
i love cats.
s'all good baybee.

[Nivvie]

Frank Skinner had a cat called Chairman Miaow, best name for a cat ever.

[Bob]

i'm gonna be honest, i kind of like cats a little better too. don't get me wrong, i love dogs and all still, but cats are so much more low maintenance. it's like "yeah, let's hang out for a while, or don't, you can do your own thing, that's cool too." but with dogs, sometimes it's all "oh man, now what do you want? get a life!"

[instigator7022]

i like to tell my pets i dont have any love left for them.


best name for a cat "seeatee"
best name for a dog "deeogee"

[Otis Driftwood]

I can judge both on a case by case basis. But I hate it when people say: I think cats are so much cooler cause they're so independent and stuff. Last time I heard that crap I saw the same person playing fetch with a dog 2 days later. Gettin all excited but wouldn't admit it.

[Bitchamachacha]

I love all animals.

I have a dog, three cats, a parakeet and a hamster. Well..it's Aiedyn's hamster, but I get bitten when I feed the little fucker.

My boy hates cats. Everytime he comes over he avoids them like the plaugue. He says they are evil and cause staph infections by starring at people in the eyes.

[Yeti]

My wife loves cats.
I adopted a black cat and named her Grendel. She was an alley cat in my old neighborhood and strayed from her pack as a kitten. My wife had 3 when we got married. We had 4 cats until we moved to South Florida. We lost Pango because he was a fighter and lost an eye. He was hard to control so a friend took him in on a farm. I hear he now has half a tail and both ears are tattered. Anyway, the 3 cats (Grendel, Porter and Piowac--a huge fat yellow cat) have traveled with us from Virginia to South Florida to North Texas. They are OK pets but I hate cleaning their cat boxes. Grendel is a great cat that listens and she is sitting in a chair beside me right now. She is always at my feet or taking up residence beside me on the couch. She is my girl.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n58/AlienAiden/GrendelNeon.jpg

[ScarySquirrel]

I prefer dogs over cats, but I really like both.

However, I plan to get another dog before I get another cat. As a matter o' fact, I'll be getting a second dog (I think) before I move out of this damn state. Probably a little ugly pug or something. They're cute in their own way.

[Tzar]

riding to work today, bout 100 metres from the store;

i turn my head and see a black cat, at that second i'm thinking *bad luck, its a black cat, i'm about to go to work, as if anything would go wrong*, turn my head to look forward and there's a car pulling out infront of me from it's driveway, hard on the brakes, pants stained (not really...) and i think "you fucking cat", missed the car by about 1 metre... driver stares me down..

car goes on, i keep riding, i look back to the cat, didnt see it, look back up, hard on the brakes AGAIN! there's another fucking cat right infront of me... last thing i want is to kill a cat and have it all in my chain and cranks and shit.

actually now thinking about, i'm pretty fucking lucky - i only changed the brake pads to new ones the day before yester...

[Yeti]

riding to work today, bout 100 metres from the store;

i turn my head and see a black cat, at that second i'm thinking *bad luck, its a black cat, i'm about to go to work, as if anything would go wrong*, turn my head to look forward and there's a car pulling out infront of me from it's driveway, hard on the brakes, pants stained (not really...) and i think "you fucking cat", missed the car by about 1 metre... driver stares me down..

car goes on, i keep riding, i look back to the cat, didnt see it, look back up, hard on the brakes AGAIN! there's another fucking cat right infront of me... last thing i want is to kill a cat and have it all in my chain and cranks and shit.

actually now thinking about, i'm pretty fucking lucky - i only changed the brake pads to new ones the day before yester...

Black cats will suck the breath out of you while you sleep. In Virginia I used to have to keep my black cat indoors during Halloween because satanic freaks were catching them for some type of sacrifice.
Have you ever heard about stray cats climbing up under the hood of a car during cold weather. I had a cat laying on my engine one morning. He was freaking out when I cranked it up.

[Bob]

is it bad luck to LIVE with black cats? i live with a black cat. he's pretty mellow though, the gray one's a bitch

[Yeti]

Originally in Britain and Europe, a black cat crossing one's path was considered good luck; however they were also seen by the church as associated with witches.

Chicago Cubs fans have a special dislike of black cats. In 1969, while playing the New York Mets at Shea Stadium, a black cat circled around beloved third baseman Ron Santo while he was in the on-deck circle. This unprecedented sign forecast the collapse of the Cubs in the late season and the success of the Mets, which overcame the Cubs eight-game lead in the playoff race to eventually win the division by eight games. Black cats are considered one of the incarnations of the alleged Cubs curse.

[Bob]

cubs fans sound pretty dumb

[Yeti]

cubs fans sound pretty dumb

They are a conflicted bunch. When the Cubs win a series.....oh, what am I thinking......nevermind.

[Kid Presentable]

I've posted more pictures of the cat, than I have of myself.

This is her again. (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/24days/P7050118.jpg) We call her 'Puku' as a nickname, which is the Maori word for stomach.

[B4BY 4NN]

I've posted more pictures of the cat, than I have of myself.

This is her again. (http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b211/24days/P7050118.jpg) We call her 'Puku' as a nickname, which is the Maori word for stomach.

OH, I LOVE HER!!! She reminds me of our dear departed Stephanie. :(

[beastiegirrl101]

I'm potty training Jaxon this fall.

[beastiegirrl101]

They are a conflicted bunch. When the Cubs win a series.....oh, what am I thinking......nevermind.

:( Lovable losers!

how are you a Cubs fan from Texas?

[The Notorious LOL]

dogs piss me off bad. they're all loud and stupid and drooly and shit. never liked them. well, some dogs I like.


cats, on the other hand, shit in a box and dont have to be tended to. Especially if theres two of em...they amuse themselves!

[Kid Presentable]

What do you think of my cat, T . N . L . O . L ?

[The Notorious LOL]

im sure your cat is superb.

[Yeti]

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. I think cats have never forgotten this.

[Kid Presentable]

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. I think cats have never forgotten this.
Lots of ads say that.

[Yeti]

I recycled it just like the marketers.

[Kid Presentable]

I recycled it just like the marketers.
I wish I were a marketer.

[Freebasser]

You can't own a cat.

You may think that they're your cat, but they'd quite happily eat somewhere better if they knew what time food was served there.

[Yeti]

I’m an idea man, Kid Presentable, I get ideas. Sometimes I get so many ideas that I can’t fight them off. OK, here's an example. Watch out, stand back. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. You see, you eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there. What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or...hold it! Kid Presentable. I got it...... Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.

Night Shift---Ha

[Kid Presentable]

You can't own a cat.

I can, because I have a job.

[Kid Presentable]

I’m an idea man, Kid Presentable, I get ideas. Sometimes I get so many ideas that I can’t fight them off. OK, here's an example. Watch out, stand back. Idea to eliminate garbage: edible paper. You see, you eat it, it's gone. Eat it, it's out of there. What if you mix the mayonnaise in the can, WITH the tunafish? Or...hold it! Kid Presentable. I got it...... Take LIVE tuna fish, and FEED 'em mayonnaise! Oh this is great.
How about a wallet shaped like a potato, and you take it into the bank on a plate with veges and roast lamb, using money as garnish?

[Freebasser]

I can, because I have a job.

Shut the fuck up, you twat.

[skra75]

Q.T McFluffington as her passport will say.

wonderful

[hpdrifter]

One of my bunnies is named Swab but I call him Blinky del Cottonswaberino.

[Rock]

I was allergic to cats until my sister brought one home. Then we had 3 cats. I wasn't allergic to them at all after about 3 months.

I moved out and got two cats and was and am severly allergic to them. These two bastards are mean to everyone but me and my sister and my wife.

Now I live pet free and miss kitty cats. My wife wants a dog but I say fuck no to that. I love dogs...but they fucking smell. And I can't stand all the drool everywhere. And the neediness. Plus if I get a dog...there is no way my first dog is going to be some pussy ass miniature poodle. Fuck that.

Yeah...cats are cooler than dogs...except extremely rarely will you find a cat that you can walk through the woods with. Thats were dogs get the one up.

[Kid Presentable]

Shut the fuck up, you twat.
:p

[Lyman Zerga]

guys who like pets/animals are ouching hot (y)

the rest is shit

except for tal, he is hot too ouching hot even.