ADVENTURE THREAD II

[Pres Zount]

You awake screaming, brushing of the dregs of a nightmare you don't remember.

You briefly look around, you seem to be in the main entrance or exit of some kind of large building. All the walls are charred black with a slight green tinge to them. It's dark in here.

After a brief check, you can also confirm that you are wearing a red dress, and yes, you have a handbag. A blue one.

To the North are two large doors.
To the South are two larger doors that look damaged.
To the East is wall
To the West is wall

>_

[Drederick Tatum]

GET YE FLASK!!!!!

[na§tee]

/look in handbag.

[Lex Diamonds]

/take a shit

[Waus]

You come to a fork in the road.


/pick up fork



:confused:

[Pres Zount]

You look in your handbag. there seems to be the usual crap found in handbags inside.

Inventory:

Mirror
Lipstick
orange rind

>_

[na§tee]

/put some lipstick on.

/go through left-north door.

[Pres Zount]

You put some of your lipstic on. You aren't really good at it, but you manage to smear the pink gunk on your mouth without too much mess. You smack your lips together.

You go through the Left North Door. Both doors lead to he same room. It is a large one, it needs two doors.

You are now in an even darker, blacker room. There is a long Hall stretching off into the distance in front of you. There are small piles of ash on the floor. "A fire, perhaps." you muse.

To the North is a long Hall stretching into the distance
To the South are two large doors
To the East is a Door with "DRINKS" scrawled above it in red paint
To the West is a desk, and what looks like a toilet block.

>_

[na§tee]

/examine desk

[Pres Zount]

You examine the desk. It looks old, possible eighteenth century shit. Teak. Could be a pine. Or maybe it's new, you really can't tell, so stop lying to yourself.

There is a small pile of ash on the desk. On the wall behind the desk is what looks like a key safe. It's door is open and all the keys appear melted and twisted.

>_

[Teh]

/search ashes

[na§tee]

/look in the safe you fool

[Pres Zount]

You search through the small pile of ashes. It leaves a slight discolouration on your fingers, and it smells like burnt pasta sauce. After sifting through the ash you find a security keycard. It belongs to William McGregor.

You look in the Key Safe. All the keys are bent and mangled beyond repair. You hold on in your hand and it crumbles to dust. "Feeling hot, hot, hot" you say. No-one is around to laugh. You don't think anyone would have anyway.

To the North is a long Hall stretching into the distance
To the South are two large doors
To the East is a Door with "DRINKS" scrawled above it in red paint
To the West is a desk, and what looks like a toilet block.

>_

[Teh]

/pocket the card

/go east

[Pres Zount]

Unfortunatley you don't have any pockets to put the security card in. You put it in your handbag instead.

You head East towards the Door with "DRINKS" scrawled above it. You push open the door. It swings aside and you stroll into what looks like some kind of makeshift soup kitchen. There is a strange, green looking troglodyte person busying themself near a bucket. There is a large sheet of chipboard covering something behind it.

Burnt tables and chairs liter the area, as well as the familiar piles of ash.

To the North is the troglodyte person and the chipboard
To the South is a wall with boarded up windows
To the East is a EXIT
To the West is a Door with "OUT" scrawled above it.

>_

[yooooo]

/walk north

[Freebasser]

/show stats

[Pres Zount]

You shuffle towards the person hunched over the bucket. It looks like they are using a strainer to seperate sloppy stuff from watery stuff, all the stuff is brown and green, just like the persons' skin.

You stand directly in front of the person for a little while. They continue to stir and sift. "ahem" you say.

The hideous person staightens up. They do not look like they are wearing much; maybe just a rag. "What the HELL do you want?" the person spits. "Soup or what?"

>_

[Pres Zount]

::STATS::

Speed: 5
Strength: 4
Stamina: 8
Spin: 7

[Freebasser]

/take speed

[Pres Zount]

You have no speed to take. You're not sure if you would take speed, even if you had some. Well, maybe just a bit. Or maybe not. You don't have any, anyway.

[Freebasser]

/make/bake speed

[na§tee]

/reply you don't want soup, in the other adventure game we ate some stuff and got really ill so no thanks

/instead, ask what happened to the place.. did it go on fire?

[Pres Zount]

You're not really sure how to bake speed. You probably should, it could come in handy.

"Do you know how to make speed?" you ask the goblin person.

"What? Do you want soup? 'Cos if you don't, I'll call Helen down here on you, hur, hur, hur.

>_

[Pres Zount]

You say you don't want any soup. "Well, ok. Just this once." the troll replies.

"So, what happenend to this place?.. Did it go on fire?" You ask. "Yes it go'd on fire... girlie... Helen did all of this! What are you going to do about it?"

>_

[na§tee]

/ask who is helen? why did she set the place on fire?

[fucktopgirl]

i GO to the south door!

[Pres Zount]

You ask the goblin creature who Helen is. "Oh, well, if you don't know I'm certainly not going to tell you." They reply. "Not even if you BEG ME. You will find out soon enough... hur, hur, hur."

You feel unnerved by this. But only slightly.

You leave the ugly person to their bucket. You can hear them complaining that their seive does not let in the good parts.

You would go through the door in the South, but there is not one there to go through.

You are in a dark, stale room. The floors are covered with ash. Broken tables and chairs litter the room.

To the North is the troglodyte person and the chipboard
To the South is a wall with boarded up windows
To the East is a EXIT
To the West is a Door with "OUT" scrawled above it.

>_

[vickista]

/you go to the windows and unboared them

(sorry i know that's totally gramatically incorrect)

[Pres Zount]

You stand on a fallen table to reach the boarded windows.

You attempt to unboard the windows, but they are nailed on really tight.

>_

[vickista]

/go north

[Pres Zount]

You head North past the 'person' and navigate around piles of ash until you get to a large wooden board. It seems to be covering a doorway, or opening of some kind.

>_

[vickista]

/take board away to reveal what its hiding.

[vickista]

:mad: don't just leave me hanging! i wanna know what happens!

[Pres Zount]

You atempt to move the board, but it is far too heavy and you are far too weak to move it.

>_

[icy manipulator]

make this game interesting doctor. bring a dalek into the game!

[tracky]

/take mirror out of handbag and examine self

[Pres Zount]

You flip open your mirror and examine yourself. Apart from some dirt on your face you look quite respectable.

You are wearing lipstick.

To the North is chipboard covering something.
To the South is a wall with boarded up windows
To the East is a EXIT
To the West is a Door with "OUT" scrawled above it.

[vickista]

/ go west

p.s. your game is boaring and sucks, make it fun.

[b-grrrlie]

/ go back to the hidious creature and ask for a brew that gives you strength to lift up the board.

[Pres Zount]

You search the room for mobile phone conversations about boys and getting tipsy off of your mums cask wine, but unfortunatley you don't find any.


You ask the creature for some special brew. "Now were talking!" it says. "But unfortunatley my sieve doesn't let in any of the good stuff."

>_

[vickista]

haha that was funny:) (y)

/see weird crack on west wall and tug on it to reveal hidden staircase which leads to a room where this game can start getting exciting.

[Pres Zount]

Does not understand see weird crack on west wall and tug on it to reveal hidden staircase which leads to a room where this game can start getting exciting.

Also, fuck off.

>_

[vickista]

/ walks over to man with soup and steals keys man has on belt


also watever yo just wish you'd thought of it

[zorra_chiflada]

get a room, you two

[na§tee]

/try to remove the chipboard on the door to the north!

[Pres Zount]

yay!

You atempt to move the board, but it is far too heavy and you are far too weak to move it.

>_

[na§tee]

/go to the west with the door signed "OUT" and, um, go out!

[Pres Zount]

You are in a dark, black room. It is quite large.

To the North is a long Hall stretching into the distance
To the South are two large doors
To the East is a Door with "DRINKS" scrawled above it in red paint
To the West is a desk, and what looks like a toilet block.

[na§tee]

/examine the two large doors to the south.

[Pres Zount]

There are two smaller doors to the South, as well as the Large doors that you used to first enter this room. You examine the Large doors to the South

The door on the left is open from where you entered this large room. Above the door is a sign that says "Main Entrance/Exit".

You examine the two smaller doors to the South. Both of them are swinging on their broken hinges. Above them is a sign saying "Stairs to Level 3/Fire Exit".

You smell a smell of DEATH coming from behind the two Smaller doors. You smell nothing too serious coming from beyond the two Larger doors.

>_

[Big Gus]

/ smell DEATH. Just out of curiosity...

[Pres Zount]

Just out of curiosity, you smell the smell of DEATH. It smells like...


...DEATH. Just as you thought.

>_

[Big Gus]

/ enter broken doors with sign "To Stairs/Fire exit" above them

/ equip shotgun

[Pres Zount]

You enter the two Smaler doors to the South. You kick aside the swinging door in an agressive manner. It swings back and you move it out of the way properly and safely. The first thing you notice is the Bright Red Fire Exit directly in front of you. The room is not that big, maybe 12' by 24', but the walls are just as scorched as everywhere else you have been. There is a smell of DEATH.

You equip your Shotgun, loading it and pumping it like a pro. You slowly walk around the room. The Fire Exit has a very large pile of ash at its base, and the red paint is tainted with ash stains and what looks like clawing marks.

You raise the shotgun to your hip, ready to blast some fools. To notice to your right a flight of stairs. Stairs to Level 3 perhaps?? There looks like there is a skeleton on the stairs...

OH SHIT WAIT YOU DON'T HAVE A SHOTGUN.


To the North are two Small Doors.
To the South is the Fire Exit
To the West wall
To the East is Stairs To Level 3

>_

[Big Gus]

/ equip shotgun again.

[Pres Zount]

You can't equip a shotgun again if you never equiped it to begin with.

>_

[Big Gus]

You equip your Shotgun

Computer says no...

/examine DEATH

[Pres Zount]

You examine DEATH.

Death is the end of life, the full cessation of vital functions in a biological organism. It is generally considered a permanent state in the field of biology, and all living things are believed to eventually die, whether through natural causes such as disease, or unnatural ones such as accident.

>_

[na§tee]

/think to yourself "someone was in here and died when the flames STARTED - they started from here OMG!"

/say a little prayer for the dead people/persons

/go up the stairs to level 3

[Pres Zount]

You think to yourself "someone was in here and died when the flames STARTED - they started from here OMG!" But what does thinking really achieve? Nothing.

So you say a little prayer for the dead person/persons.

You start to walk up the stairs. There is a badly burnt skeleton lying on them, so you step over it and continue up to Level 3.

AUTOSAVE

SAVED AS sav.1

You are now on Level 3, in the stairwell room. You continue North through the stairwell doors.

As you open the doors you feel a blast of heat. It seems that this room is ten degrees hotter than the stairs. Thank god you are wearing a loose fitting summer dress.

You are in another large room. It is as burnt as the rest of them, but you can smell a tinge of smoke this time. In front of you is a huge pile of twisted metal and melted plastic. There is also some shattered glass on the floor, and what looks like computer chairs strewn about.

To the North is the pile of Burnt Objects
To the South is the stair room to Level 2 and a Mysterious Room
To the East seems to be the source of the smoke...
To the West is a Wall

>_

[Freebasser]

/examine burnt objects

[na§tee]

/after examining burnt objects

/go to source of smoke and examine, dammit

[Freebasser]

/taunt

[na§tee]

/tickle

[Pres Zount]

You take a closer look at the Burnt Objects. They don't seem hot to touch, so you pick a few pieces up. A Large Black Cable With That Weird Plug That Doesn't Go Into Powerpoints, A Motherboard, and a Fucked Hard Drive. You deduce that the pile of Burnt Objects must be none other than a pile of Electronic Machines of Somesort.

Inventory:

Lipstick
Mirror
Orange Rind
William McGregors Security Keycard
Large Black Cable With That Weird Plug That Doesn't Go Into Powerpoints
Motherboard
Fucked Hardrive

You attempt to go to the source of the smoke, but it gets thicker and thicker. you eyes water and your throat burns. You can barely make out a few doors to the North and South in the smoke.

You have nobody to taunt but yourself. For walking blindly into A RAGING smokestorm. So you tickle yourself to feel better.

Cannot tickle oneself.

CONTINUE YES/NO?
>_

[na§tee]

/yes, continue!

i don't know where though.

obviously someone with computer rage done this!

[Planetary]

continue into the unknown.

[b-grrrlie]

/put the orange rind on front of your teeth to see it it makes you breathe better.

[Pres Zount]

You continue your blind stagger through the deadly, black smoke; coughing and wheezing all the while. After about an hour of walking through the smoke that would surely kill, you walk into a clear area. At long last! You are.. err... back where you started.

You look down at yourself. It seems that from your waist upwards you are covered in black dust.


You put the orange rind in front of your teeth. Now you cannot breathe through your mouth.

To the North is the pile of Burnt Objects
To the South is the stair room to Level 2, and a Mysterious Room
To the East seems to be the source of the smoke...
To the West is a Wall


>_

[na§tee]

/CRAWL on all fours into the room with the smoke!

[Pres Zount]

Remembering your childhood training, you drop to your knees and crawl under the black smoke.

Down on the floor you can see broken, burnt bones scattered over the floor. Charming

You can see a few doors to the North and South, all of them heavily boarded up. You crawl on. Not very far, mind.

You can see the source of the fire. It's a big fire. Coming from a circular desk of some sort. You hear a low, guteral roar. Cor, it's a bit scary in here.

There is a burning shelf next to the Circular Desk. There are lots of ashes fluttering about. There is another pile of burnt computers to the South, it is still on fire.

"I really feel like surfing the 'net" you think to yourself. Before feeling suitably embarrassed.

To the North is another Fire Exit
To the South is another pile of Burnt Computers.
To the East is a Circular Desk and a row of Shelves, both a blazing inferno.
To the West is a Cloud of Smoke.

>_

[na§tee]

i am guessing by the extremity of language that we should not investigate anymore blazing infernos. hmm. i don't know.

/examine fire exits.

[Pres Zount]

You examine the Fire Exit. Remarkably, it is very similar to the last Fire Exit you examined. Claw marks on the red paint, piles of ash on the floor.

You hear stomping footsteps to the West...

>_

I meant West not East...

[Freebasser]

/walk East

[Planetary]

walk east conciously using your wall-sharpened fingernails as a weapon.

[Pres Zount]

Edited^^

[Freebasser]

/walk west

[na§tee]

yes, walk west you fool!

[b-grrrlie]

/gather some of the burnt bones in your pocket, incase the weirdo could make some potion for you

[Pres Zount]

I think I've confused myself a bit, but we're going WEST.


You pick up a burnt bone.

INVENTORY:

Lipstick
Mirror
Orange Rind
William McGregors Security Keycard
Large Black Cable With That Weird Plug That Doesn't Go Into Powerpoints
Motherboard
Fucked Hardrive
Burnt Bone


You walk West. Towards the raging inferno, and also the growling and stomping. You barely manage two steps before the fire on the circular desk explodes like fireworks, and a dark figures leaps out. It must be at least ten foot tall. It's got wings on, and it stinks like sulphur.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" the beast roars. "IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME A GOOD REASON, I WILL BURN YOU TO A CRISP!!"

You manage to stammer "errr....."

...

>_

[na§tee]

/say "I want to find Helen!"

[Pres Zount]

You shout back "I want to find Helen!"

"WELL, YOU FOUND HER! MWUHAHAHA!" Roars the beast.

"AND NOW YOU'VE GOT 3 SECONDS TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I TOAST YOU TO A CRISP!! ... 1..."

>_

[Bob]

/get toasted to crisp

[Freebasser]

mmm... crisps.

[na§tee]

/say "i know loads about computers.. it seems as if you've been having problems with yours. can i help?"

[Pres Zount]

You do not know how to get toasted to a crisp.

You say "i know loads about computers.. it seems as if you've been having problems with yours. can i help?"

"COMPUTERS? COMPUTERS?! I HATE COMPUTERS!! WHY DO YOU THINK I DESTROYED THEM ALL!! WE NEED THE DEWEY SYSTEM BACK!! YOU'VE GOT 2 SECONDS!!!

>_

[na§tee]

/say "i am an honest and hard-working student of the dewey method, omg!"

[Pres Zount]

You say "i am an honest and hard-working student of the dewey method, omg!"

"BUT YOU STILL USE COMPUTERS, SO I'M STILL GOING TO KILL YOU!! 1 SECOND!!..."

>_

[b-grrrlie]

/You flash the mirror to its eyes trying to blind it and run off to the east.

[na§tee]

/show the motherboard and fucked hardrive saying "i used to use them, but see - i destroyed mine in a fit of rage! stupid, idiot machines!" then throw them on the ground and start jumping on them.

[Pres Zount]

You quickly whip out your mirror and attempt to flash some light rays in Helens eyes. It doesn't seem to have any effect.

You run to the East. "ZERO!" Yells Hellen. Flames lick your feet as Helen lets out a huge ball of orange flame. You manage to sprint through the smoke cloud and into the stairwell, slamming the heavy door behind you. Whew! Your dress is no worse for wear.


You hold up your Motherboard and Fucked Hardrive and say "i used to use them, but see - i destroyed mine in a fit of rage! stupid, idiot machines!" but nobody can really hear you.

you think about throwing them on the ground and jumping on them, but then you would be no better than the terrorists. You may need them in the future, too.

You in the Level 3 Stairwell.

>_

[na§tee]

/HINT :(

[Pres Zount]

You don't need a hint, there's like a million places you haven't been downstairs.

[na§tee]

oh shit, really? i had no idea.

/go downstairs.

[Freebasser]

/open console
/run unlimited_ammo.exe

[Pres Zount]

You walk down the stairs.

AUTOSAVE

Game Saved as: sav1

You are now on Level 2. Yo are in a Stairwell.

You open you open your console and run unlimited_ammo.exe. You now have unlimited ammo.

To the North are two Small Doors.
To the South is the Fire Exit
To the West wall
To the East is Stairs To Level 3

[na§tee]

/go to where you haven't been before

[Freebasser]

/open console
/run 1896_Broomhandle_Mauser.exe

[Pres Zount]

You walk throught the two Small Doors. You are in a large, dark room. Piles of ash litter the floor.

You open your console. Does not understand run 1896_Broomhandle_Mauser.exe.

To the North is a long Hall stretching into the distance
To the South are two large doors with "ENTRANCE/MAIN EXIT" written above
To the West is a Door with "DRINKS" scrawled above it in red paint
To the East is a desk, and what looks like a toilet block.

>_