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Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 06:51 AM
Aiedyn would wake me up around seven-ish and I'd log on with a hot cup of coffee in hand. This place was like my version of the morning paper. I'd sip coffee and post. It was nice to wake up to since I could have stupid conversations with people in my PJ's without having to bathe or brush my teeth.
Now the mornings are as dead as a Baptist church on a Friday night.
This makes me sad.
Where have all the good times gone?
I'm not a morning person. Could you keep it down?
instigator7022
10-05-2006, 07:47 AM
Mornings suck... afternoons forever!
Mornings suck... afternoons forever!
Do you have to yell?
Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 07:52 AM
I hate waking up, but once I get into the groove, I love mornings. By the afternoon I'm all sluggish.
And morings are better because breakfast food is the bestest, and the sun is bright and the ground is all dewey. And how can one NOT love the smell of crisp morning air?
And I just peed in your coffee, Yeti.
WAKE UP!!
Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 08:02 AM
WTF? Hey, I didn't get any pee in my coffee? Share the pee!
Only morning grouches get the pee.
You, my dear, get some suga.
I hate waking up, but once I get into the groove, I love mornings. By the afternoon I'm all sluggish.
And morings are better because breakfast food is the bestest, and the sun is bright and the ground is all dewey. And how can one NOT love the smell of crisp morning air?
And I just peed in your coffee, Yeti.
WAKE UP!!
I like mornings but I like them quiet and without pee in my coffee. I put some Baileys in my coffee this morning. My mornings are now broken with a little man crying like a whining baby.....and Howard Stern on Sirius.
milleson
10-05-2006, 08:03 AM
I'm having Dr. Pepper and beef jerky for breakfast. Yum.
Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 08:15 AM
I like mornings but I like them quiet and without pee in my coffee. I put some Baileys in my coffee this morning. My mornings are now broken with a little man crying like a whining baby.....and Howard Stern on Sirius.
Ha! I would rather listen to a crying baby than Howard Stern first thing in the a.m. His voice makes my ears curdle for some reason.
Have you tried Chocolate Mint Bailey's yet? It's delish, like those mint chocolate Girl Scout cookies in a bottle with a kick.
Milleson, beef jerky for breakfast gets you ghetto points. However, you would have scored higher had you been snapping into a Slim Jim.
Ha! I would rather listen to a crying baby than Howard Stern first thing in the a.m. His voice makes my ears curdle for some reason.
Have you tried Chocolate Mint Bailey's yet? It's delish, like those mint chocolate Girl Scout cookies in a bottle with a kick.
I have not tried Mint Baileys. I go with the original but my next trip to the liquor store I will look.
I have been a Howard listener since his DC days. His skits, interviews and of course the whack packers make me laugh. I also like to hear and say---BabaBooey. Sometimes he gets on things that get on my nerves and I change the channel for awhile. I do like Sirius because of all the options.
You really are in Texas aren't you?
Hey, now?! Some of us Texans have Mt Dew and Chicken Fried Steak for breakfast.
milleson
10-05-2006, 08:23 AM
Pshaw, I had chicken fried steak for dinner last night. :cool:
milleson
10-05-2006, 08:28 AM
Milleson, beef jerky for breakfast gets you ghetto points. However, you would have scored higher had you been snapping into a Slim Jim.
I think any ghetto points I earned are immediately negated by where my breakfast was consumed. That is, unless X-ray diffraction labs are worth bonus points.
Or fried chicken and waffles at the Waffle House.
If she was in West Texas she would be having deer jerky.
Deer jerky, yum.
In West Texas we don't eat deer jerky....we eat Roadrunners....with Texas toast of course.
Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 08:33 AM
I think any ghetto points I earned are immediately negated by where my breakfast was consumed. That is, unless X-ray diffraction labs are worth bonus points.
But, you can regain those points by taking an X-ray of yourself and posting it here. I want to see last night's chicken fried steak in your tummy. Or better yet, a roadrunner chasing an armadillo in your tummy!
Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 08:34 AM
Of course.
Beep Beep...
I thought it was "Meep Meep".
Don't believe the hype. They say---Hey, Ya'll.
milleson
10-05-2006, 08:42 AM
But, you can regain those points by taking an X-ray of yourself and posting it here. I want to see last night's chicken fried steak in your tummy. Or better yet, a roadrunner chasing an armadillo in your tummy!
Will you settle for just an armadillo (http://library.thinkquest.org/11922/mammals/armadillo_9banded.jpg)?
Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 08:47 AM
Will you settle for just an armadillo (http://library.thinkquest.org/11922/mammals/armadillo_9banded.jpg)?
No. Won't work.
But if you baked a Bleeding Armadillo cake like in the film Steel Magnolias, that would be super ghetto sweet x7.
milleson
10-05-2006, 08:51 AM
In the wake of failure, I will now drag myself to class.
In the wake of failure, I will now drag myself to class.
You are prime candidate for our BBMB cheerleading squad.
Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 09:29 AM
(!) Texas cheerleaders are hot!
Now I'm off to work.
*sniff*
QueenAdrock
10-05-2006, 09:34 AM
Right after I'm done with my initial emails that people sent me overnight, I'm on here. Most of the time.
Goddammit I want Sonic. My friend made a special roadtrip to Delaware last weekend to get it, and she didn't call me. I haven't had a burger in aaaaages!
skra75
10-05-2006, 10:51 AM
I stopped making threads titled "Doing shots of Jack Daniels and huffing VHS head cleaner with toothless 10-dollar whores". The whole morning board experience fell off because of it. Sorry for letting all of you down. :(
Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 07:50 PM
Right after I'm done with my initial emails that people sent me overnight, I'm on here. Most of the time.
Goddammit I want Sonic. My friend made a special roadtrip to Delaware last weekend to get it, and she didn't call me. I haven't had a burger in aaaaages!
Mmmmmmm....tots!
malachite
10-06-2006, 06:18 AM
Hey look! Its morning again. At least here it is.
Bitchamachacha
10-06-2006, 06:41 AM
Top ah da mornin' to ya!
Mmm..coffee and the trail of glistening green goo running out of my nose.
milleson
10-06-2006, 06:46 AM
I would like some breakfast. :(
Bitchamachacha
10-06-2006, 06:49 AM
I would like some breakfast. :(
Is malachite your evil alter ego?
milleson
10-06-2006, 06:55 AM
Yes. She's back in the basement now, though.
Tone Capone
10-06-2006, 07:10 AM
Aiedyn would wake me up around seven-ish and I'd log on with a hot cup of coffee in hand. This place was like my version of the morning paper. I'd sip coffee and post. It was nice to wake up to since I could have stupid conversations with people in my PJ's without having to bathe or brush my teeth.
Now the mornings are as dead as a Baptist church on a Friday night.
This makes me sad.
Where have all the good times gone?
That was before everyone turned emo and uncool (which is apparently cool now).
milleson
10-06-2006, 07:15 AM
I was spurred to visit the vending machine. I now have my very own Snickers bar to start the day with. :cool:
It seems like I get home from work in the morning.
Fuck that, the freaks come out at night.
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