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Bob
10-05-2006, 09:00 AM
swear to god, everybody in this goddamn city has a cold this week. on the train, at the store, in class, it's a symphony of phlegm. hacking, sneezing, sniffling, fucking everybody, everywhere, a cacoughony if you will. it's awful. the only thing i hate more than being sick is listening to other people be sick

Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 09:04 AM
Hmm....you may be the only healthy person in the country.

I have a nasal cold.

I could blow a thirty foot snot rocket on command.

abcdefz
10-05-2006, 09:04 AM
Be good to yourself, man. Lots of rest, peroxide in the ears, etc.

I used a public phone this morning at the BART station and immediately thought, "What am I THINKING!?" I haven't had a cold in a year!

*does the Lady Macbeth scrubbing routine*

abcdefz
10-05-2006, 09:05 AM
Hmm....you may be the only healthy person in the country.

I have a nasal cold.

I could blow a thirty foot snot rocket on command.


GO!

Bob
10-05-2006, 09:07 AM
Be good to yourself, man. Lots of rest,

i got 2 hours of sleep monday night

Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 09:13 AM
GO!


ENGAGING SLIMER SKILLZ!

abcdefz
10-05-2006, 09:17 AM
i got 2 hours of sleep monday night

ur jst askn 4 it

abcdefz
10-05-2006, 09:18 AM
ENGAGING SLIMER SKILLZ!


*offers a Mountain Dew/wholefat milk cocktail*

Yeti
10-05-2006, 09:24 AM
I have not been sick in 2 years. Of course, in South Florida you would only get what I called the Florida cold....going from heat to air conditioning.
This will be my first winter in over 2 years so I am hoping I will avoid the flu or a cold. I quit smoking so my lungs are feeling strong at the moment.

Bitchamachacha
10-05-2006, 09:27 AM
*offers a Mountain Dew/wholefat milk cocktail*

Blech!

I'd rather eat my snot by the spoonful. With a side of rabies.

QueenAdrock
10-05-2006, 09:37 AM
swear to god, everybody in this goddamn city has a cold this week. on the train, at the store, in class, it's a symphony of phlegm. hacking, sneezing, sniffling, fucking everybody, everywhere, a cacoughony if you will. it's awful. the only thing i hate more than being sick is listening to other people be sick

I'd call it a cacaphlegmy actually.

It's starting to become cold season, it goes into full swing around mid-November here. I can't wait to be crammed into the cattle cars they call Metro trains and be shoved up against the wall with some sneezing fat dude baring down over me. Sounds fun, eh?

You know, I got sick weeks ago (with that Tea thread) and I still have some lung butter. It takes me a loooong time to get rid of all the effects if at all. Sometimes months. I wonder if something's wrong with me. :(

beastiegirrl101
10-05-2006, 10:19 AM
Bob....airborn every three hours as directed.

The Notorious LOL
10-05-2006, 10:22 AM
airborn is cheating. Just tell yourself you wont get the cold and the power of suggestion will prevent it from happening.

ET
10-05-2006, 10:34 AM
You can meditate the shit out of that cold.

beastiegirrl101
10-05-2006, 10:36 AM
airborn is cheating. Just tell yourself you wont get the cold and the power of suggestion will prevent it from happening.

if you meditate on getting thin, you will. honest.

The Notorious LOL
10-05-2006, 10:40 AM
im sexy as is so why bother. (y) ;)

The Notorious LOL
10-05-2006, 10:42 AM
handsome is a better word. Sexy sounds weird. Sorry. Handsome. I am handsome.

Yeti
10-05-2006, 10:43 AM
I was in the grocery store the other day and a lady coughed and sneezed. She did not cover her mouth and I saw all this spit germ stuff go all over the place. What a bitch!

beastiegirrl101
10-05-2006, 10:48 AM
handsome is a better word. Sexy sounds weird. Sorry. Handsome. I am handsome.

I meant the universal "you". You can pretty much meditate anything away, I am working on the cyst on my wrist right now. Dude, you know my doc just told me to go home and hit it with a bible. What a weirdo.

RAMBLING.

Bob
10-05-2006, 10:51 AM
i don't know what airborn is but I don't think i need it. the pure heat of my hatred for every single motherfucker with a cough or sniffle around me is enough to burn up any germs that dare come near me

plus i'm taking echinacea

beastiegirrl101
10-05-2006, 10:53 AM
add some garlic and vitamin C to that and you'll be AOK!

Yeti
10-05-2006, 11:09 AM
Is Boston still under construction? No wonder people are sick that city is full of construction dust and loops.