This bitch is on fire tonight.

[ET]

No, not you. The other person.


Yeah you.

[zorra_chiflada]

i haven't even said anything yet though!

[zorra_chiflada]

nup.

[ET]

i haven't even said anything yet though!

Do you really need to? It's better when you keep your mouth shut anyway. Oh, and plz fix me a sandwich.

Now.

[zorra_chiflada]

Do you really need to? It's better when you keep your mouth shut anyway. Oh, and plz fix me a sandwich.

Now.

i don't know how to prepare food. i'm sorry :(
i need a more appropriate task.

[ET]

i don't know how to prepare food. i'm sorry :(
i need a more appropriate task.

Hahaha, I'm not going there!

[zorra_chiflada]

i won't do your taxes either

[befsquire]

Hahaha, I'm not going there!
you'd have to go elsewhere for that.

[zorra_chiflada]

like an accountant

[ET]

you'd have to go elsewhere for that.


Fuck! But I've been working on this Rubik's cube for like a week. :(

[zorra_chiflada]

Fuck! But I've been working on this Rubik's cube for like a week. :(

the more you play with it, the harder it gets

[zorra_chiflada]

what did you just say there? like i seriously can't even get the gist of that

[ET]

Hahahaha, oh shit! Checkmate!

[befsquire]

the more you play with it, the harder it gets
drrrty.

[zorra_chiflada]

Hahahaha, oh shit! Checkmate!
if i could understand it, would it be funny?

[ET]

Okay I don't get it. Totally not funny. You need to quit the internet.

[Rock]

Fuck! But I've been working on this Rubik's cube for like a week. :(
I can get one side and the top row of that side all around matching. That makes me cool. I have only gotten the whole thing once by cheating by using a formula. Which actually is what it all is about once you get that one side.
Chuch.

[zorra_chiflada]

drrrty.

i didn't make that up :(

[HEIRESS]

someone make me some toast with aged cheddar cheese spread on it KTHX

[befsquire]

i could make you a white cheddar spread with scallions that's to die for.

got a passport?

[HEIRESS]

SCORE!!

Mine is expired, but you dont need one to get into the states quite yet so its a go!!!

[cosmo105]

i could have a really bitchin' potato soup ready in under 20 minutes! that's more than enough time for you to get here, right?

[befsquire]

k, i'll make it now and you call me when you're like 5 min away so that i can get it out of the fridge.

[befsquire]

damn, i could go for some potato soup. could mine have bacon? and cheese made from real dairy?

[ET]

Potato soup?! Why don't you just take a shit in her mouth instead. Jeez.

(My) Potato salad rulez. :cool:

[cosmo105]

:mad: my potato soup is like an angel taking a golden crap into your mouth! fuck you!


beth, you can have whatever your heart desires on top. even your choice of canadian.

[zorra_chiflada]

hey ET, do you get droppin pming you, because like, he likes ET so much?

[ET]

even your choice of canadian.

Wait, she can have any Canadian of choice as a topping?! I take it all back.

[ET]

hey ET, do you get droppin pming you, because like, he likes ET so much?

I feed him pictures of myself stimulating myself anally (like MSF posted about) and it tides him over for about a week. That way I keep my pm box empty.

He's the only one that PMs me. :(

[HEIRESS]

holy shit, I look away to watch some shit on youtube for 2 seconds and I come back to 28 replies in this thread

JESUS

[befsquire]

too late, et. i'm a greedy bitch, so i take all the canadians i want.

[HEIRESS]

SO ILL EAT THE CHEESE SPREAD, THE POTATOE SOUPALAD, AND ET's PENIS

is this all agreed upon?

[ET]

Now I have to settle for Puerto Ricans. :(

Agreed!

[befsquire]

heiress, how were you having the penis prepared?

[Drederick Tatum]

I have to go return some DVDs now.

[ET]

DVD's just fuck up any thread. THNX BRO!

Lol, Mark Foley!