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ck
just as a thought experiment i mean
THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF ATTITUDE I'M TALKING ABOUT
jesus
zorra_chiflada
10-05-2006, 11:02 PM
oh my god i want a thread like this too. bob, you're likeable so you can get away with it.
no i'm not i suck I SUCK AND I DON'T KNOW WHY also pay attention to me
afronaut
10-05-2006, 11:03 PM
Zorras cooler than bob!!
tracky
10-05-2006, 11:03 PM
could be worse, you could be the bloke i'm watching collect cans outside my window...
soon you too will have an office and a window where you can sit and watch poorer people collect cans
That sounds incredibly greedy and messed up really, but hey I don't make the rules
zorra_chiflada
10-05-2006, 11:04 PM
Zorras cooler than bob!!
wow, and i didn't even tell you to say that!
Helvete
10-05-2006, 11:04 PM
The Stranglers did 2 versions of the song Sweden. One was actually called Sverige and sung in Swedish! They had some Swedish keyboarder or something in The Stranglers. You know, I think the singer was singing in Swedish and is not actually Swedish, pretty cool, huh?
zorra_chiflada
10-05-2006, 11:04 PM
no i'm not i suck I SUCK AND I DON'T KNOW WHY also pay attention to me
:(
become heiress.
afronaut
10-05-2006, 11:05 PM
wow, and i didn't even tell you to say that!
yeah i know, wtf. i guess you've trained me well. cuz you're so cool.
zorra_chiflada
10-05-2006, 11:06 PM
yeah i know, wtf. i guess you've trained me well. cuz you're so cool.
you're being silly now
befsquire
10-05-2006, 11:07 PM
bob, i know it can get to you when everyone's harassing you for your right wing views and your poor grammar, but there are a couple of us here who are glad you're being true to yourself rather than bowing down to popular opinion.
being unique is a good thing. you don't suck at all.
The Stranglers did 2 versions of the song Sweden. One was actually called Sverige and sung in Swedish! They had some Swedish keyboarder or something in The Stranglers. You know, I think the singer was singing in Swedish and is not actually Swedish, pretty cool, huh?
shut the fuck about sweden and get the fuck out of my thread, i'm not even fucking kidding
god, you suck worse than me, get the fuck out of here, YOU FUCKING SUCK, WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT POST
YOU SUCK!
THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF ATTITUDE I'M TALKING ABOUT
jesus
I'm honest because I love you, Bob.
Helvete
10-05-2006, 11:16 PM
shut the fuck about sweden and get the fuck out of my thread, i'm not even fucking kidding
god, you suck worse than me, get the fuck out of here, YOU FUCKING SUCK, WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT OF THAT POST
YOU SUCK!
OOH, FIRE! Channel your self-loathing into anger! Although your self-loathing is quite justified, anger is far more useful.
Dear Bob,
I think you are a smart kid. It makes me sad when I happen to stumble upon here in the wee hours of the night and I see you are here....everytime, instead of out enjoying your younger years. I decided that when I come to visit my cousins up in boston I'm going to try and contact you and we can go get drunk and eat falafel. When you refuse my invite or make whatever excuses I won't really believe, I will talk shit about you to people who don't even know who you are and don't even care.
Love,
Rock
cosmo105
10-05-2006, 11:21 PM
bob is the kind of guy that i really respect. and i don't respect very many people. i just hope he finds what he wants and deserves someday in life. AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL
Dear Bob,
I think you are a smart kid. It makes me sad when I happen to stumble upon here in the wee hours of the night and I see you are here....everytime, instead of out enjoying your younger years. I decided that when I come to visit my cousins up in boston I'm going to try and contact you and we can go get drunk and eat falafel. When you refuse my invite or make whatever excuses I won't really believe, I will talk shit about you to people who don't even know who you are and don't even care.
Love,
Rock
haha
i'm not so sure about falafel, but i've been meaning to try shawarma (probably spelled that wrong)
whole fuckin thing is i finally got out tonight but i'm more convinced that i suck than ever. i was getting close to having self-confidence, but no, dumb bitch bartender regarded me with this whole "holy shit you're so below me i can't believe i'm serving you" attitude
fucking slut tipped herself, no joke. beer cost $4(!), i gave her a 5, she didn't give me change, just tossed the $1 on her tip pile
i don't say this often, but i hope she gets raped
well, no i don't i take that back, but seriously, i hope she gets herpes or something
Helvete
10-05-2006, 11:22 PM
Suicide is the heroes way. Go for it.
jackrock
10-05-2006, 11:23 PM
What can we say about a guy like Bob?
funny
smart
cool
nice
A+
and apparently a porcupine?
Suicide is the heroes way. Go for it.
I SAID GET OUT
seriously, sweden, what the fuck was that post, get out
why would you bother posting that? think hard and answer
haha
i'm not so sure about falafel, but i've been meaning to try shawarma (probably spelled that wrong)
whole fuckin thing is i finally got out tonight but i'm more convinced that i suck than ever. i was getting close to having self-confidence, but no, dumb bitch bartender regarded me with this whole "holy shit you're so below me i can't believe i'm serving you" attitude
fucking slut tipped herself, no joke. beer cost $4(!), i gave her a 5, she didn't give me change, just tossed the $1 on her tip pile
i don't say this often, but i hope she gets raped
well, no i don't i take that back, but seriously, i hope she gets herpes or something
beef shawarma > chicken shawarma. for real though.
don't let one night fuck everything up.
dumb bitch bartender
fucking slut
i hope she gets herpes or something
What?! Like it matters what a dumb bitch thinks of you... she's a dumb bitch! And a fucking slut, apparently.
And she probably already has herpes.
yeahwho
10-05-2006, 11:27 PM
checkout what sam i am said about me,
your life rules over mine
down in my sig
zorra_chiflada
10-05-2006, 11:28 PM
haha
i'm not so sure about falafel, but i've been meaning to try shawarma (probably spelled that wrong)
whole fuckin thing is i finally got out tonight but i'm more convinced that i suck than ever. i was getting close to having self-confidence, but no, dumb bitch bartender regarded me with this whole "holy shit you're so below me i can't believe i'm serving you" attitude
fucking slut tipped herself, no joke. beer cost $4(!), i gave her a 5, she didn't give me change, just tossed the $1 on her tip pile
i don't say this often, but i hope she gets raped
well, no i don't i take that back, but seriously, i hope she gets herpes or something
bob, if i lived near you and we were buds, or even mild acquantainces, i would bust that bitch's kneecaps up. or her face if you wanted it. or at least make her cry and go home and cut herself. i would seriously do that, because you're cool and don't deserve that.
Helvete
10-05-2006, 11:29 PM
I SAID GET OUT
COME AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE! I bet you're a fucking sopping wet pussy face to face.
bob, if i lived near you and we were buds, or even mild acquantainces, i would bust that bitch's kneecaps up. or her face if you wanted it. or at least make her cry and go home and cut herself. i would seriously do that, because you're cool and don't deserve that.
even if he wasn't cool, come on...give me a break. you DON'T take a tip unless its given. People get shot for less than that around here. well...not really. But I'm trying to sound tough.
and since this is a bob thread...how come you look different in every single picture i see of you. I don't think there really is a bob.
befsquire
10-05-2006, 11:31 PM
i gotta say, bob, maybe she knows in advance that you're gonna be a businessman. see, businessmen have people kissing their ass all day long. so, they sorta like it when women who are socially beneath them act like a total bitch and refuse to kiss ass.
COME AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE! I bet you're a fucking sopping wet pussy face to face.
i'm so sorry i said that but the truth is YOU SUCK GET OUT GET OUT seriously though i'm kidding i'm sorry i said that
nah i dunno i mean sluts is sluts and i realize you can't please everyone and whatnot some people just aren't gonna like you (i, for example, like very few people i meet these days), but my self-confidence is on such a knife's edge these days, i really didn't need that
truth is i need to get laid, no foolin
Helvete
10-05-2006, 11:34 PM
Phew, it really hurt me that you said that, and that's why I went on the offensive. I feel much better now. THANKSBOB
truth is i need to get laid, no foolin
yeah...that really is going to solve everything. *insert non homo sarcastic smiley fag face here*.
befsquire
10-05-2006, 11:35 PM
truth is i need to get laid, no foolin
this would be the site for that then.
Phew, it really hurt me that you said that, and that's why I went on the offensive. I feel much better now. THANKSBOB
yeah sorry i said that
you don't suck too much
zorra_chiflada
10-05-2006, 11:35 PM
nah i dunno i mean sluts is sluts and i realize you can't please everyone and whatnot some people just aren't gonna like you (i, for example, like very few people i meet these days), but my self-confidence is on such a knife's edge these days, i really didn't need that
i know how that feels. i react to that kinda hurt with anger
this would be the site for that then.
you'd think after 6 years i'd have fucked a board member but no
wait, i can't tell if i'm joking or not
this is weird
*insert non homo sarcastic smiley fag face here*.
*Sniff* I'm so proud of you! *insert non homo animated gif crying face here*
Bob, when you meet a board member you have to get drunk and the post. It's kind of a given. BEST OF LUCK!
Helvete
10-05-2006, 11:36 PM
you don't suck too much
Oh no, I do suck. But at least I don't suck in real life aswell as on here.
LIKE YOU
cosmo105
10-05-2006, 11:37 PM
OMG BOB WANTS BOARD SEX
Oh no, I do suck. But at least I don't suck in real life aswell as on here.
LIKE YOU
OUT, I CAST THEE OUT
honestly though, lol(y)
Helvete
10-05-2006, 11:38 PM
you'd think after 6 years i'd have fucked a board member but no
It's like so common people are going for 2s and 3s now. Come on, Bob, get on it!
edit: I actually felt bad about that.
OMG BOB WANTS BOARD SEX
We gotsta know who you wanna bang. Chuck Woolery time!
i mean bitch was all "LOL can i help you ugly" and i was like "well i'm a pret-ty major player on a message board about the beastie boys" but i don't think she was impressed
i mean bitch was all "LOL can i help you ugly" and i was like "well i'm a pret-ty major player on a message board about the beastie boys" but i don't think she was impressed
thats because she knew if you were really down you would have said "BeaTSie Boys".
edit: I actually felt bad about that.
i read that post but i can't remember what it says
i read that post but i can't remember what it says
good because it was stupid and dude has always been cool to me.
Dorothy Wood
10-06-2006, 12:21 AM
;)
;)
some day you and i are gonna wait am i thinking this or posting it
this is some strange kinda internet drunk jack
things could be worse, you could look like a homeless guy
:(
some day you and i are gonna wait am i thinking this or posting it
this is some strange kinda internet drunk jack
this post was pretty inappropriate
one way to approach it would be to edit it, but instead i'm gonna quote it and immortalize it because i think i'm cool enough to pull it off
we will see though
Dorothy Wood
10-06-2006, 12:48 AM
some day you and i are gonna wait am i thinking this or posting it
this is some strange kinda internet drunk jack
I'm trying to figure what this means....
oh! oh? ahhh, well, I see....nope, oh! wait! hmm, maybe?
bob, I'm going to call you on the telephone.
hello?
it's ringing but i'm just gonna look at it till it stops
Dorothy Wood
10-06-2006, 12:52 AM
(*ring ring*) X (googolplex + infinity)
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