george is going to ruin my computer screen

[Dorothy Wood]

he is fondling it and chasing the pointer thing and rubbing it and punching my flat screen. AND PURRING PURRING PURRING, now he's sniffing where I'm typing this. now he rubbed his face on it and said, "omg, I luff you computar"

[TurdBerglar]

george seems to be an idiot

[Dorothy Wood]

NOW HE'S RUBBING HIS FACE ON "THE NEW WEBSTER'S GRAMMAR GUIDE!"

before that he tried to pull some pictures off of my bulletin board. now he's investigating cords. he just slipped and fell off the monitor of my defunct PC in the corner! what a doof.

[jackrock]

Flashlight + Cat = good fun

[b i o n i c]

he does sound like kind of a dumbass

[Dorothy Wood]

nah, he's smart, he's just being silly, HAVING GOOD TIME, IF YOU WILL.

he's pretty clumsy though, always has been.

[b i o n i c]

i cant stand it when cats rub themselves on me. im supposed to coo and ah over a goddamn cat wiping its ass on me? its annoying how they seem to act like they're doing you a favor letting you pet them and shit. fucking cats.

[Dorothy Wood]

george isn't like that really. he's a cool dude.

[P of R]

My cat never does anything. :mad:

[b i o n i c]

george must be spethul den. ive only known one cat that i liked. maybe george could be the second.

get george stoned on catnip and take pics

[Jitters]

I got some cats and they really weird me out because they all have really different personalities like one of them is really nice and lets me pet him and one is lazy and fat and another runs if you even look at her. I bet I sound like one of those weirdo cat people..........