Worst movie/film/moviefilm ever?

[Freebasser]

Have we done this? Who cares?

My vote goes to the remake of Rollerball.

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[Planetary]

tears of the sun

[roosta]

jayzus...i couldt name one...but these will do...

Blair Witch 2 : Book of Shadows
Human Traffic
Final Destination
The Fog (remake)

[hpdrifter]

Anyone ever seen The Big Hit? That movie was so terrible, its probably the only movie I've ever gone to see at a theater when I actually was bitter that I spent two hours of my life on it.

[The Notorious LOL]

with Marky Mark Wahlberg? That wasnt that bad. It sucked but I have seen much worse.



A History Of Violence is my vote.

[cookiepuss]

it's still Brown Bunny for me. I can't even beleive I made it to the porno part at the end.

worst, most boring and pointless movie EVER.

[beastieangel01]

man, some of you really haven't seen bad movies before have you (not to say that I will dispute anyones entry, but uh, no where near the WORST).

the recent Chronicles of Narnia was pretty bad, though. They chopped that shit up and took all possible emotion or connection out of it completely.

[yeahwho]

Bio-Dome (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115683/), it is so moronic I'm not sure if it fits in this category.

I don't mean the worst category (it is hands down).........I mean movie/film/moviefilm category. It's stretching it calling Bio-Dome a movie.

[paul jones]

Titanic

especially because of that fucking song!:mad:

[Dr Deaf]

training day
shanghai knights

[Guy Incognito]

Solaris - it went absoultely fucking nowhere - my missus thought it was good tho.

[yeahwho]

Titanic

especially because of that fucking song!:mad:

I liked it when that frumpy old lady just happened to have her deceased husbands tuxedo in her luggage! And it fit Leonardo perfect.

That so happens everyday.

[Pres Zount]

Hostel is the worst movioe I've paid money to see.

Notable others include:

White Chicks
Catwoman (remake)
One Perfect Day (Australian Techno crap)

[Rock]

Joe vs. The Volcano.

[chrisd]

fahrenheit 9 / 11

[Drederick Tatum]

Final Destination

yeah this was the one that immediately came to my mind. I have never walked out of a cinema, that'd be admitting defeat, but I came real close on this one.

[Guy Incognito]

fahrenheit 9 / 11

:confused: Why the effyooseekay have you picked this film, sure it was flawed but it was worth the watch, surely

[Jitters]

White Chicks


I'll second that.

Also, for the record I didn't pay to see it, I had a friend who took me. I knew it was going to be bad but I honestly didn't think it was going to be that God-awful.

[kleptomaniac]

i disagree with final destination wholeheartedly, because i love that movie. even
the sequel was good, but i haven't seen the third one yet. it's definitely not one of the worst no way :rolleyes:

i'd say a lot of the horror movies being made recently though, they're the worst. they're just using the same formula again and again....the last good thriller i've liked is saw and that's it. the rest are crap. (that's the nicest way i can put it)

[Guy Incognito]

i disagree with final destination wholeheartedly, because i love that movie. even
the sequel was good, but i haven't seen the third one yet. it's definitely not one of the worst no way :rolleyes:

i'd say a lot of the horror movies being made recently though, they're the worst. they're just using the same formula again and again....the last good thriller i've liked is saw and that's it. the rest are crap. (that's the nicest way i can put it)

i liked the first final destination a lot, second one is ok but a bit silly and the third one is more of the same, they are all classic "take your brain out" movies and they dont count as bad movies imo cos you sort of already know they arent going to be that good

[Jitters]

fahrenheit 9 / 11

I got to agree with Incognito, I liked that movie.

[Helvete]

Erm, that 50 Cent film, that one with the baby and the Wayans brothers (little man?), Queen Latifah in that Taxi remake.

Okay, I haven't actually seen any of them, but I'd rather chop my legs off than watch them.

[Kerrbear]

jayzus...i couldt name one...but these will do...

Blair Witch 2 : Book of Shadows
The Fog (remake)

Excellent choices, because (IMO) they were based on great scary movies and should have been fantastic.
I'm tempted to add "Brothers Grimm" to the list of worst movies ever, but I can really only blame myself for being dumb enough to go see it.

[zorra_chiflada]

big momma's house
sex, lies and videotape (i think that's what it was called)
freddy got fingered

[Helvete]

FREDDY GOT FINGERED?!?!


YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[zorra_chiflada]

FREDDY GOT FINGERED?!?!


YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

did that hurt your heart?

a lot of people seem to be surprised that i hated it. but i hate tom green in general.

[Dorothy Wood]

I hated Freddy Got Fingered too, but I like Tom Green sometimes.

The Chumscrubber
Everyone Says I Love You
Simply Irresistable


and I saw The Big Hit in the theater too, I liked it actually. I laughed a lot.

[Lyman Zerga]

anaconda
anything with eddie murphy
police academy 1-56
black beauty (yawn)
me, myself and irene
teen wolf 2


im too lazy to think of more for now

[cosmo105]

catwoman was hilarious. the part where sharon stone goes,

"GAME OVER" to halle, and halle jumps back up and is all, "IT'S OVERTIME"

omg, lol x1,000.

any mst3ker will say Manos, The Hands of Fate. i don't think it even qualifies as a movie.


none of you have lived if you haven't sat through Battlefield Earth.

[paul jones]

anaconda
anything with eddie murphy
police academy 1-56
black beauty (yawn)
me, myself and irene
teen wolf 2


im too lazy to think of more for now

I love 'Me,Myself & Irene':D

[Bob]

i vaguely remember battlefield earth. i was too innocent to catch the scientologoical references though

manos is a pretty bad movie, but monster a go-go (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qu6Eet7phZE) is a REALLLY close tie. and that director actually went on to do other things instead of killing himself like the manos hands of fate people did.

monster a go-go gets less attention because it's so bad that even the MST3k episode is pretty lame. it's so bad you can't even make fun of it.

but if i had to pick a real movie i'd pick i dunno titanic or something

[Helvete]

any mst3ker will say Manos, The Hands of Fate. i don't think it even qualifies as a movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQwQEsOk2_U

I might just watch that!

[icy manipulator]

hmm, it's hard to say what the worst movie of all time is but the award for 'why did i waste my time on that shit' goes to The Village(n)

[roosta]

yeah this was the one that immediately came to my mind. I have never walked out of a cinema, that'd be admitting defeat, but I came real close on this one.

hahaha...that's mad, cuz seriously, of all those on the list, that's the one i was closest to walking out on....but because ive always said id never walk out on a film i wouldn't, but the last 30 minutes were agonly...

[Helvete]

The Aristocrats was an awful piece of shit. I really hated it. I would have walked out of the theatre, if it wasn't for the fact I paid for it and was vainly hoping for something funny to happen. Then the credits rolled and nothing funny had happened.

[ToucanSpam]

Razorback.

[kleptomaniac]

I love 'Me,Myself & Irene':D

you know if jim carrey's in it, it's an instant classic. haha :p

to me anyway.

[Helvete]

I watched Fun with Dick and Jane the other day, it was okay, but the scene with the voice changers in was so damn hilarious. It really was the best scene in the whole film.

[pip07]

Bad Boys II

and Bladerunner (zzzz)

[Drederick Tatum]

Bad Boys II had loads of shooting and explosions and wise cracking amongst the shooting and explosions so it was good, and Blade Runner, well...try again.

[fucktopgirl]

I would say Blade(wesley snipe) suck hard!

[Deep_Sea_Rain]

Surf Ninjas.

End of discussion.

[Caribou]

Have we done this? Who cares?

My vote goes to the remake of Rollerball.

(n) (n) (n) (n) (n)

I've seen this film in many a bargain-bin being sold for about 50p. Now this price did make me rather suspicious about the quality of it, but can you explain why exactly it is such a piece of shite?
Is it whatshisface Pennis?

[Guy Incognito]

I've seen this film in many a bargain-bin being sold for about 50p. Now this price did make me rather suspicious about the quality of it, but can you explain why exactly it is such a piece of shite?
Is it whatshisface Pennis?

The remake is shite because of the reasons below:

THE ORIGINAL IS SUCH A FUCKING MINDBLOWING FILM THAT THERE WAS ABSOUTELY NO WAY IT SHOULD HAVE EVER BEEN REMADE.

If memory serves ( I have tried blocking it out) they changed the rules of the fuckin game.

They more or less gloss over the fact that the lead charcter was so powerful he could rule the world.

[pip07]

Suburban Commando

there

[Pres Zount]

^With Hulk Hogan? That's not crap :mad:

Also, that's a Pres Zount quote in your signature, not a Kid Presentable one :mad:

[guerillaGardner]

Elephant
Charlie's Angels
Lost In Space

[SandyLove]

The worst film ever made in my oppinion is

Monsters Ball .... Its still a mystery as to why halle Berry won that oscar!!!

[Helvete]

Because you get to see her fucking. Nice.

[zorra_chiflada]

Because you get to see her fucking. Nice.

she gets her tits out a lot, i've noticed that

[mikizee]

yeah the halle berry catwoman flick was atrocious. i cant believe it got approved by anyone to actually make it.

[Tzar]

none of you have lived if you haven't sat through Battlefield Earth.
hahahaha. bullshit - it's a great movie!

i'd say Fast and the Furious(s) because it's stained and ruined the import scene here, there and everywhere. i wish it never existed.

sorority girls was pretty fucking bad too. umm... anaconda is pretty lol. a lot of movies that have already been mentioned would be on my list. i hated charlie's angels (except for drew barrymore's tits - from what i can remember, they were good in that race track jumpsuit)

ummm... i'll get back to ya

[zorra_chiflada]

ummmm...


that master of disguise movie.


that's the only one I can think of right now.

oh god i remember that

[na§tee]

lady in the water.
excess baggage.

[Freebasser]

I've seen this film in many a bargain-bin being sold for about 50p. Now this price did make me rather suspicious about the quality of it, but can you explain why exactly it is such a piece of shite?
Is it whatshisface Pennis?

Well, to be brief... :rolleyes:

The original Rollerball was a very good film - full of social commentary and reasonably realistic assumptions of what the future might hold, namely that 6 corporations rule the world and that the citizens of Earth are oppressed into accepting this and their only outlet is a death sport in which one man is seen to be too powerful by the corporation heads. Cue our star Jonathan E, the best Rollerball player the world has ever seen, being forced to quit the sport but refusing, which in turn leads to the corporations changing the rules until they think he'll end up dead. This doesn't work because Jonathan is the man :cool:.

Then there was the remake. It could've worked; Rollerball certainly had room for an upgrade. The original was perhaps a little slow in terms of pace, and now feels dated in some parts. Some of the plot points could've done with clarifying too.

What the remake did however, was to totally destroy any fond memories that the word Rollerball conjoured up. Jonathan, the strongest player in the game, was played by Chris Klein, that gawky jock from American Pie. A man with so little substance that he makes Keanu Reeves look like Al Pacino. They turned his best friend into a token black guy and cast that well reknowned actor LL Cool J in the role, and had Rebecca Romijn Stamos (supermodel, whose only previous acting job was as Mystique in X-men, a role without any lines) as Jonathan's love interest. So a nice well-rounded cast then.

Then, the only part of the story that had an update was the arena and the game itself. The original had a massive oval track where 2 teams in plain uniforms and on rollerskates try to put a ball in a hole with the help of a couple of guys on motorbikes. The remake replaced all this with a multicoloured Gladiators style arena the size of your bedroom, where 50+ players without any obvious team colours dress up in masks and wrestling outfits and try to put a ball in a basketball hoop whilst riding skateboards and bmxs over half-ramps as celebrities such as Pink and Slipknot look on from the stands. MTV programming at its best. The game is filmed from all kinds of weird angles to mask the fact that none of the actors can actually do any of this without being attached to wires, and the rules are none existent. One of the commentators even admits to not knowing any of the rules except that you score by putting the ball in the net. Great scripwriting there.

Finally, the second half of the film is just Klein and LL Cool J riding around on snowmobiles and talking about sniper rifles and rocket launchers while metal-rap plays in the background. Did I mention that around 25 minutes of this sequence is filmed entirely in night-vision and that you can't actually make out who is who half the time? Token black guy gets killed, and the story comes to it's dramatic end, or at least I think it did. I don't actually remember because I hadn't actually notcied a plot of any kind whatsoever. The whole thing was just a series of complicated extreme sports stunts pegged together with some scenes of Mystique getting her baps out.

I wouldn't even spend 50p on this shite.

[icy manipulator]

lady in the water.
excess baggage.
is lady in the water really that bad? i was thinking of seeing it next week:(

[na§tee]

is lady in the water really that bad? i was thinking of seeing it next week:(
OH YES. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=69394&page=2&highlight=lady+water)

[Caribou]

Well, to be brief... :rolleyes:

The original Rollerball was a very good film - full of social commentary and reasonably realistic assumptions of what the future might hold, namely that 6 corporations rule the world and that the citizens of Earth are oppressed into accepting this and their only outlet is a death sport in which one man is seen to be too powerful by the corporation heads. Cue our star Jonathan E, the best Rollerball player the world has ever seen, being forced to quit the sport but refusing, which in turn leads to the corporations changing the rules until they think he'll end up dead. This doesn't work because Jonathan is the man :cool:.

Then there was the remake. It could've worked; Rollerball certainly had room for an upgrade. The original was perhaps a little slow in terms of pace, and now feels dated in some parts. Some of the plot points could've done with clarifying too.

What the remake did however, was to totally destroy any fond memories that the word Rollerball conjoured up. Jonathan, the strongest player in the game, was played by Chris Klein, that gawky jock from American Pie. A man with so little substance that he makes Keanu Reeves look like Al Pacino. They turned his best friend into a token black guy and cast that well reknowned actor LL Cool J in the role, and had Rebecca Romijn Stamos (supermodel, whose only previous acting job was as Mystique in X-men, a role without any lines) as Jonathan's love interest. So a nice well-rounded cast then.

Then, the only part of the story that had an update was the arena and the game itself. The original had a massive oval track where 2 teams in plain uniforms and on rollerskates try to put a ball in a hole with the help of a couple of guys on motorbikes. The remake replaced all this with a multicoloured Gladiators style arena the size of your bedroom, where 50+ players without any obvious team colours dress up in masks and wrestling outfits and try to put a ball in a basketball hoop whilst riding skateboards and bmxs over half-ramps as celebrities such as Pink and Slipknot look on from the stands. MTV programming at its best. The game is filmed from all kinds of weird angles to mask the fact that none of the actors can actually do any of this without being attached to wires, and the rules are none existent. One of the commentators even admits to not knowing any of the rules except that you score by putting the ball in the net. Great scripwriting there.

Finally, the second half of the film is just Klein and LL Cool J riding around on snowmobiles and talking about sniper rifles and rocket launchers while metal-rap plays in the background. Did I mention that around 25 minutes of this sequence is filmed entirely in night-vision and that you can't actually make out who is who half the time? Token black guy gets killed, and the story comes to it's dramatic end, or at least I think it did. I don't actually remember because I hadn't actually notcied a plot of any kind whatsoever. The whole thing was just a series of complicated extreme sports stunts pegged together with some scenes of Mystique getting her baps out.

I wouldn't even spend 50p on this shite.

Ooooh, THAT film. I was confused by another shite 50P bargain bin one.
Blackball, which is with the Pennis guy/ Paul Kaye. I heard that one is pretty aweful too.

[HEIRESS]

training day

holy shit thats the one I was gonna post

its a fucking horrible movie

mainly for the shitbucket poor actiong denzel does after getting shot, YOU JUST GOT SHOT ASSHOLE quit walking around like you are just searching for your keys so you can go get some milk at the grocery store

I hate the movie more because they chose it to finally give denzel the oscar he deserved for work he did in the past

[Tzar]

i don't mind training day at all :confused:
favourite scene is the "you're in the office, baby" then 'still dre' beat cranks + sweet ride (y)

[Guy Incognito]

Ooooh, THAT film. I was confused by another shite 50P bargain bin one.
Blackball, which is with the Pennis guy/ Paul Kaye. I heard that one is pretty aweful too.


Yes, that is fuckin poo. Its like dodgeball but with bowls and absolutely no gags in it.

[HEIRESS]

i don't mind training day at all :confused:
favourite scene is the "you're in the office, baby" then 'still dre' beat cranks + sweet ride (y)

the last 20 minutes are pure shite acting!

[Tzar]

mmmm last 20 - yeah i suppose it ain't golden. "king kong ain't got shit on me" ???

[HEIRESS]

its a golden shower is what it is!

[Tzar]

eva mendez' "son" wasn't the greatest actor as well. but that's just getting too picky. the kid's, like, 5

[DandyFop]

I saw Flyboys last night because my boyfriend likes old planes. It was pretty unbearable. So fucking long and still they somehow manages to build up nothing to care about the characters with. Gah. At the beginning, it was so cheesy that I assumed it was going to turn around and make fun of itself, but it was for real :(

[jabumbo]

3 ninjas and its sequel

[DandyFop]

I forgot to mention, Flyboys is set during WWI and James Franco had a sorta faux hawk and highlights. wtf

[Drederick Tatum]

is lady in the water really that bad? i was thinking of seeing it next week:(

you definitely should see it.

[kleptomaniac]

that master of disguise movie.

hey now... :mad:

[Planetary]

yeah dana carvey(?) rules.

[kleptomaniac]

yes he does (!)

[madchild]

i can't think of the worst one right now, but eight legged freaks is in the top 3. also the village and 2003's the "hulk:starring eric bana" (worst superhero movie ever)

[Documad]

The worst movie I ever saw in a theater was Can't Stop the Music. The point of the movie was to explain how the Village People became so popular. The problem was that disco died before the movie was released.

To get an idea how bad the acting and dialogue was, you have to watch the first moments of the YMCA clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbm0YYzInkA&mode=related&search=). Look at Bruce Jenner's outfit and Steve Guttenberg's energy!

The song part of the YMCA clip is just your basic homo erotic dance number. The more memorable musical number is the Milk Shake Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG02xaxBJog&mode=related&search=).

God bless youtube and you people who post things on there. I have tried to explain the movie to people and now I have proof!

[ET]

2003's the "hulk:starring eric bana" (worst superhero movie ever)

OMG worse than Daredevil?!?!?!

[Otis Driftwood]

Mission Impossible II

[hitmonlee]

dazed and confused

bad company

[Freebasser]

I saw Creep for the first time last night and it was like someone had broken into my primary school and stolen the shitty 'horror story' that I wrote when I was 8 and turned it into a film.

Where was the plot? The best actor was the dog.

Creep? Crap!

[abcdefz]

...almost any "worst movie I've ever seen" was something I stopped watching, so this is tough.


I might have to go with Battlefield Earth. My friends insisted that we rent it and watch it all the way through, no matter what, so we did both.

Boy, that director has never met a Dutch tilt he didn't like! (n)





These were two of the people who dragged me to Pearl Harbor, by the way.

[venusvenus123]

The worst film ever made in my oppinion is

Monsters Ball .... Its still a mystery as to why halle Berry won that oscar!!!

i'm watching this at the moment. i mean it's OK but yeah, i can't see what all the fuss is about. it's just worthy. the oscars often go to people who do a worthy performance (tom hanks in philadelphia for example) or just an OK performance in a worthy film.

[venusvenus123]

...almost any "worst movie I've ever seen" was something I stopped watching, so this is tough.

true. i've seen so many half bad movies, i couldn't really answer this.

[Lyman Zerga]

BABEL
dumb and dumber 2
adam sandler movies

[saz]

transformers
air force one
the rock
con air
saving private ryan
the mist
white chicks
batman & robin
armageddon
saw
pearl harbour
independence day
signs
hostage
house of wax
end of days
the haunting
jerry maguire
shooter
the wicker man (remake)
terminator 3
anything with adam sandler

i know i'm missing a lot.

[Lyman Zerga]

saving private ryan




no way! well maybe the movie needed more blood but thats the only minus i can think of

[AceFace]

^ Agreed! Saving Private Ryan is an amazing film.

[The Notorious LOL]

My answer of "A History of Violence" hasnt really changed.


I would also like to add "Boondock Saints" though. What an overhyped uninspired terrible piece of shit that was.

[adam_f]

Elizabethtown with Kirsten Dunst and Orlando Bloom.

Probably the worst two actors of their respective genders in Hollywood co-starring together in a terribly written, poorly directed trash of a film...holy shit.

[na§tee]

oh god yes. elizabethtown is total, total, freshly squeezed turd.

[roosta]

My answer of "A History of Violence" hasnt really changed.


is that honestly the worst film you've ever seen?

I can understand someone not liking it (i happened to enjoy it) but to think it was the worst....

[jabumbo]

good to know what adam_f watches in his spare time (y)

[The Notorious LOL]

is that honestly the worst film you've ever seen?

I can understand someone not liking it (i happened to enjoy it) but to think it was the worst....

I think it probably was made worse by the fact that it was so universally jocked as amazing. When bad movies are recognized as bad, it is what it is...but when everyone and their dog makes them out to be amazing works of art it seems to make them worse.

[Echewta]

My answer of "A History of Violence" hasnt really changed.


Glad to know I'm not alone. That was such a stink fest. I couldn't stop laughing in the theatre. I would have walked out if it the theatre weren't jammed packed.

Even the sxe seen was horrid.


Apparently, a lot of people like it.

[saz]

a history of violence was alright. nothing spectacular, but certainly not an epic masterpiece or great work of art. a very simple yet interesting story. i don't see how anyone could make it out to be anything more than that.

[Echewta]

The problem is you used the word "interesting." I have to strongly disagree.

[funk63]

[QUOTE=abcdefz;1324364]


I might have to go with Battlefield Earth. My friends insisted that we rent it and watch it all the way through, no matter what, so we did both.

QUOTE]


but that movie is so bad its good. blasting the cows legs off!?!! freaking gold

[funk63]

Hills have eyes 2 sucked balls. from what I saw, I was making out most the time so maybe I'm wrong. Howbout meet the spartans that was pretty retarded. lord of the rings, that was shit.

[Laserface]

nobody mentioned the *insert genre* movies? i don't know if they count as actual movies, but date movie was the biggest piece of shit i saw

[abcdefz]

I never watched the whole thing, but the remake of Diabolique was ridiculously putrid. My friend and I walked out after about 15-20 minutes.

[HotAndWet]

I went to see phantom of the opera because I like some musicals....dear god it was so fucking loooong and boring and the one guy had this ridiulous singing voice, my friend loved it and he was also my ride so I had to stay.

[Planetary]

The Dark Knight (n)

[Bob]

The Dark Knight (n)

what! no way! you're wrong and you just sit there and listen to me tell you why you're wrong

[mate_spawn_die]

The Dark Knight (n)

maybe not the worst

but certainly the most hyped mediocre crap film ever

edit: it's hard for me to decide what is the "worst film ever" because i actually enjoy watching "bad" movies. they are funny and entertaining... i sometimes glorify a film for it's flaws.

[a.k.a me]

SI (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=signs)NGS (http://www.geocities.com/tgarcia_14/signs_sucks).The most disturbing scene in the movie is when they finally get to kill the extraterrestials- the stupid line "swing away" like it's a glorious, heroic moment that they try to emphasize by adding a "dramatic" musical background... it was disappointing, just like any other shyalololonlaman film.

13 Ghosts. Insulting. What a fucking waste of time. Whoever thinks this movie is scary is a total wimp.:mad:

[hitmonlee]

zohan

WTF was that

my housemate said "its an adam sandler movie"
i said "i love adam sandler how can this possibly go wrong?"

[instigator7022]

Bio-Dome (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115683/), it is so moronic I'm not sure if it fits in this category.

I don't mean the worst category (it is hands down).........I mean movie/film/moviefilm category. It's stretching it calling Bio-Dome a movie.

i love biodome




my vote is for going overboard

[abcdefz]

I'm usually savvy enough that I wind up avoiding "worst film evers," because they're pretty obvious. And, as some folks have noted, sometimes
really horrible movies can be entertaining in their awfulness.

So, in light of that, I have to put forward Full Frontal. I am totally on Soderbergh's side, but this movie was just awful awful awful. Nicky Katt
(sp?) was mildly amusing in moments, and the out-of-focus sex scene was terrific, but, overall, this was an awful movie with pretty much zero
entertainment value in any way. One of the worst movies I've ever watched all the way through.

[Randetica]

zohan

WTF was that

my housemate said "its an adam sandler movie"
i said "i love adam sandler how can this possibly go wrong?"

all adam sandler movies are horse dong

[abcdefz]

Punch Drunk Love was pretty interesting.