View Full Version : America is a fat fat country
The Notorious LOL
10-06-2006, 04:52 PM
now, as awesome as America is and as much as we could bomb your country back to the stone age...we do have a lot of fat people. A shitload. More fat people than you can imagine.
Now, whats the best solution for them? I feel that some kind of concentration camp is a good route but its Amnesty thinks otherwise. I have written my congressman several times but no response. How should the fatties be handled?
Freebasser
10-06-2006, 04:55 PM
Indeed.
We've had teeth whitening clinics here for, ooh... 6 months now?
drop them on third world countries
The Notorious LOL
10-06-2006, 05:01 PM
Indeed.
We've had teeth whitening clinics here for, ooh... 6 months now?
*hilarious reference to british dentistry goes here*
*fish n' chips*
*union jack*
Helvete
10-06-2006, 05:01 PM
Death squads. They can't run very fast, so it'd be easy aswell, no chasing or anything.
Echewta
10-06-2006, 05:03 PM
Get rid of fast food/grocery stores and bring back good old soup kitchens.
b i o n i c
10-06-2006, 05:03 PM
you guys are a bunch of fattists
QueenAdrock
10-06-2006, 05:05 PM
Now, whats the best solution for them? I feel that some kind of concentration camp is a good route
Upright Citizen's Brigade thinks so, too. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eFFB659ZY8)
marsdaddy
10-06-2006, 05:33 PM
Have them work the farms.
The Notorious LOL
10-06-2006, 05:55 PM
dont get so worked up over my post, Butterball ;)
zorra_chiflada
10-06-2006, 05:57 PM
my mom to just stand there with a megaphone yelling "jeeeeezus christ! look at the size of your aaaass! look at it!"
cosmo105
10-06-2006, 06:02 PM
Upright Citizen's Brigade thinks so, too. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eFFB659ZY8)
<3
i think that we should make fatties chase their snack cakes. if they can catch them from the underbelly of a bobcat, they've earned them. (y)
icy manipulator
10-06-2006, 08:01 PM
' 1 in every 3 americans weighs as much as the other 2'
Lyman Zerga
10-06-2006, 08:19 PM
fuck you math man
icy manipulator
10-06-2006, 08:27 PM
some comedian said it on a show. i lmao
kaiser soze
10-06-2006, 08:50 PM
blame the skinny people for making this a problem!
ScarySquirrel
10-06-2006, 11:43 PM
Send 'em all to the website that I'm using (http://www.sparkpeople.com/). Hell, it's working for me. I figure if I keep going on it like I have been, I may no longer be a fat person in about... maybe a a year and three quarters?
Hey, it didn't come on overnight, it sure as hell ain't coming off overnight.
The Notorious LOL
10-07-2006, 02:31 AM
start boxing, squirrel. You'll drop that shit in no time.
Caribou
10-07-2006, 05:25 AM
Put them in gigantic hamster-wheel-thingies, in cages, and let slim people buy tickets to poke fun at them. This should be highly motivational for the fatties, because they know if they run fast and long enough and not touch their hamsternibbles they will also be allowed out of the cage to make fun of others.
mikizee
10-07-2006, 06:19 AM
its a conspiricy. alot of other countries have opened loads of fast food restaurants in the hope that you will all eat yourself to death.
so far its working (y)
fucktopgirl
10-07-2006, 07:10 AM
You have to make a system of reward and punishement . Scientifics would have to introduce some kind of device inside their arms(brain would be more efficient) that detected fatty food and give electric shock. Now i am talking about a huge electric shock. So then after like 2-3 of them, they would be cure, no more fast food. And when they would eat properly, the rewards would be a bag of carrots!
or
Another logical idea would be to kill ronald mcdonald and bomb his succursals...that would be a geant step in the good direction.
But really, they dont want to get rid of fat people: it make the fast food industries rich and the health system too with all thoses heart attack , cholesterol problem, stomac operation and so on....
chrisd
10-07-2006, 12:56 PM
i'd rather be packin meat than breaking bones
Lyman Zerga
10-07-2006, 06:13 PM
i dont mind fat people maybe cause i grew up in a fat family and im fat aswell but im trying my best to fight the fat now
i never ate much, even less than slim people (usually just dinner) but when youre caught in your own little home then you get sooner or later phat
adam keep going (y)
SandyLove
10-07-2006, 08:37 PM
My solution is build massive "expressway-like" signage in front of certain fast-food joints, like a big red and yellow neon sign saying, WARNING EATING THIS FOOD WILL MAKE U LOOK LIKE THIS>(insert image of a morbidly obese person here) Then they can also make it small like a logo and stick it onto bags of chips or boxes of twinkies and hohos! etc.... Sort of like how every food item has the calorie intake chart on them, They could stick the image of a huge GUT or large ASS on high-risk items.... Ben&Jerry's Ice cream, you know stuff like that!
mikizee
10-07-2006, 09:20 PM
or at mcdonalds or anywhere else where ppl line up they should have rails either side that get narrower and narrower the closer u get to the counter, and if u get to a point where u cant fit thru them anymore u get diverted thru another set of rails out the door. at the nightclub i worked at we were seriously thinking of doing this, but the authorities wouldnt allow it for some reason!
go figure!
steve-onpoint
10-26-2006, 01:14 PM
It all started with Wendy's! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUWqHHGYpjc&eurl=%2Findex) That's why. :mad:
synch
10-26-2006, 01:21 PM
some comedian said it on a show. i lmao
Who was it? I heard it too. I laughed too. I don't remember who it was :(
bigblu89
10-26-2006, 02:35 PM
Just keep in mind...
If you were to "eliminate" anyone that was, say, 50 pounds overweight, then people that were 40 pounds overweight would be considered the fatties, and then you'd have to eliminate them, and so on...
Next thing you know YOU will be the fatty of the group.
bigblu89
10-26-2006, 02:36 PM
My solution is build massive "expressway-like" signage in front of certain fast-food joints, like a big red and yellow neon sign saying, WARNING EATING THIS FOOD WILL MAKE U LOOK LIKE THIS>(insert image of a morbidly obese person here) Then they can also make it small like a logo and stick it onto bags of chips or boxes of twinkies and hohos! etc.... Sort of like how every food item has the calorie intake chart on them, They could stick the image of a huge GUT or large ASS on high-risk items.... Ben&Jerry's Ice cream, you know stuff like that!
Yeah because that idea got SOOO many people to stop smoking.
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php
ggirlballa
12-06-2006, 06:56 PM
whats trans fat really? i mean its not the actually really bad fat is it?:confused:
when i see a bag of chips thats labeled "no trans fat" i say that doesn't mean shit, cuz if u eat it you're still gonna get fat & if u look in the back it says 10 grams of fat or something
:confused:
Junker
12-07-2006, 05:38 AM
America is a continent divided in 3. Not a country. (y)
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