hey bob

[zorra_chiflada]

we're not so different, you and i

[Bob]

if i were a girl, i'd probably be you

[zorra_chiflada]

yeah, that's what i was thinking

[Bob]

you wanna like, fuse essences or something

[zorra_chiflada]

you wanna like, fuse essences or something

as long is that is not a sexual double ententre, sure!

[jackrock]

Okay, everybody put on your goggles before they do this, you don't wanna go blind. Are you two sure your ready for this?

Remeber, stay safe, AND NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS!

[Bob]

no, totally isn't

if you're anything like me, you wouldn't know the first thing about sex

i figure we have a better shot at being a well-rounded person together than alone you know

[Bob]

Okay, everybody put on your goggles before they do this, you don't wanna go blind. Are you two sure your ready for this?

Remeber, stay safe, AND NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS!

more or less what i'm getting at, yeah

[zorra_chiflada]

no, totally isn't

if you're anything like me, you wouldn't know the first thing about sex

i figure we have a better shot at being a well-rounded person together than alone you know

i can like be the side that is the protector, and you can be the timid meek side

[Bob]

one of us has to be the masculine, the other has to be the feminine

uhhh you pick first

[zorra_chiflada]

one of us has to be the masculine, the other has to be the feminine

uhhh you pick first

:(

[Bob]

some serious gender-relations humor going on in this thread FYI

[zorra_chiflada]

in my life, more like :(

[Yeti]

What are you drinking Bob?

[befsquire]

and are you willing to share?

[Bob]

i am drinking jack daniels actually

it's supposedly a fairly manly drink yet here i am being a pussy

i've discovered tonight that it's actually really tasty when it's cold. truth is i've been drinking it for years only i've ever had it warm. today is very cold and we're too cheap to turn on the heat (and i do not disagree), so the liquor's chilly. fuckin' nice. wish someone had told me this sooner

[zorra_chiflada]

bob, people like you more than they do me

[Yeti]

Zorra are you feeling shunned? Just don't go to the bottle for friendship.

[Bob]

bob, people like you more than they do me

yeah but only because men are superior to women

[Bob]

yeah but only because men are superior to women

(director's commentary: this is the kind of cutting edge humor that makes me rule)

[zorra_chiflada]

lol gender satire

[zorra_chiflada]

what should i get to drink?

[Bob]

a chocolate choo-choo

or maybe you'd prefer a three wiseman's

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't know these

[Bob]

one is very girly and one is very manly (in that it tastes so horrible)

i forgot the subject of this post though, at this point

[Planetary]

lol gender satire

stop saying lol

[kleptomaniac]

we're not so different, you and i

that's exactly what dr. evil said to austin powers. i just heard his voice when i
was reading that.... :/