the 'cant be fucked' thread

[mikizee]

i should go out tonight since i went to bed at 930 last night, but i really cant be fucked. i should enjoy my weekend since i work like a dog during the week, but actually a big fat sleep also sounds like a good weekend. this sucks.

[vickista]

hahahaha, u sound like my dad. He's old, he's 57. are you 57?

[mikizee]

im 25. its all downhill from here.

[Pres Zount]

I went out with two friends and a group of cockheads, tonight. I wish I hadn't been bothered.

[vickista]

I went out with two friends and a group of cockheads, tonight. I wish I hadn't been bothered.


that's what they all say...when they reach 57!:eek:

[mikizee]

im wondering whether i should drive down to the bottlo for some booze since they shut in 40 minutes, but i dont know if i can be fucked doing that either.

[vickista]

im 25. its all downhill from here.
ahahahaha, man thats tight, ur running out of gas already.

[vickista]

im wondering whether i should drive down to the bottlo for some booze since they shut in 40 minutes, but i dont know if i can be fucked doing that either.


yes do that, i would like a smirnoff please.

[mikizee]

you're too young to drink!

[vickista]

you're too young to drink!


well that's no excuse!

[ericlee]

I went out with two friends and a group of cockheads, tonight. I wish I hadn't been bothered.

See? If you would've gone out with a group of asshats, you wouldn't be regretting it now, would ya?

[zorra_chiflada]

we live across the road from a 24 hour bottleshop :cool:

i went out to some lame guy's party, and i sat on the "art school table" and all his other dumb bopper friends wore glitter and inappropriate dresses. we seriously were the coolest people there BY A LONG FUCKING SHOT

[vickista]

we live across the road from a 24 hour bottleshop :cool:

i went out to some lame guy's party, and i sat on the "art school table" and all his other dumb bopper friends wore glitter and inappropriate dresses. we seriously were the coolest people there BY A LONG FUCKING SHOT


zorra is always the coolest person anywhere.

[zorra_chiflada]

zorra is always the coolest person anywhere.

see, i don't even have to say it. i have a posse :cool:

[mikizee]

we live across the road from a 24 hour bottleshop

bottleshops in SA legally have to shut at midnight. there used to be a bottlo at the back of a servo at the airport that could stay open since the airport is on crown land and not SA land so its not subject to SA's laws, but they closed that little loophole about a year ago. bugger.

[zorra_chiflada]

bottleshops in SA legally have to shut at midnight. there used to be a bottlo at the back of a servo at the airport that could stay open since the airport is on crown land and not SA land so its not subject to SA's laws, but they closed that little loophole about a year ago. bugger.

this is the only 24 hour one in the hobart cbd area. you can't actually go inside, you stand outside a window with bars and make an order.

[vickista]

ahaha, this is why melbourne rocks:cool: (y)

[mikizee]

i feel like such a loser hanging out on a board at midnight on a sat night. maybe i will just goto bed.

[vickista]

i feel like such a loser hanging out on a board at midnight on a sat night. maybe i will just goto bed.

thats even sadder, the only way to redeem yourself in a situation like this is to fall asleep watching a movie you've already seen twice with junk food an alcohol.

...oh and you 3 cats sitting next to you.

[mikizee]

i love cats, but i cant eat a whole one.

[vickista]

i love cats, but i cant eat a whole one.

can you eat 6 dim sims?

[zorra_chiflada]

can you eat 6 dim sims?

hehe

[mikizee]

can you eat 6 dim sims?

good comeback

[vickista]

thanks, i quite liked that one, even denise laughed at that.

[ericlee]

*ahem* It's dim sums and I've eaten 8 and a half once. I couldn't finish the tail.

[mikizee]

*ahem* It's dim sums and I've eaten 8 and a half once. I couldn't finish the tail.

in australia its dim sim. dont know if they are the same thing. id look on wiki but i cant be fucked.

[zorra_chiflada]

haha, before joe posts this, he has the tasmanian record for dim sim eating or something. he ate 30 in an hour - something like that.

[mikizee]

haha, before joe posts this, he has the tasmanian record for dim sim eating or something. he ate 30 in an hour - something like that.

lol imagine thats all your famous for, your lifetime achievement...

someone: i worked in cancer research and developed a new vaccine, what about you?

joe: i hold the tas record for dim sim eating

[ericlee]

in australia its dim sim. dont know if they are the same thing. id look on wiki but i cant be fucked.

Dim sum is a Chinese light meal or brunch served with Chinese tea. It is eaten some time from morning-to-early afternoon with family or friends. Dim sum consists of a wide spectrum of choices, from sweet to salty. It has combinations of meat, vegetables, seafood, and fruit. It is usually served in a small basket or on a small dish, depending on the type of dim sum.

[mikizee]

Dim sum is a Chinese light meal or brunch served with Chinese tea. It is eaten some time from morning-to-early afternoon with family or friends. Dim sum consists of a wide spectrum of choices, from sweet to salty. It has combinations of meat, vegetables, seafood, and fruit. It is usually served in a small basket or on a small dish, depending on the type of dim sum.

the dim sim is mystery foodlike substance wrapped in some sort of weird pastry then deep fried or steamed. if it was brown it would look like something out of your ass, it has that kinda shape

[ericlee]

the dim sim is mystery foodlike substance wrapped in some sort of weird pastry then deep fried or steamed. if it was brown it would look like something out of your ass, it has that kinda shape

yep, same thing. Damn, I'm hungry now.

[icy manipulator]

dim sim is a greasy piece of shit you can get from any fish and chip shop.














except pauline hanson's one(!)

[mikizee]

pedro's $3.95 pizzas rock.

im starving. hurry up and cook my fucking pizza u fucks!!!

[tracky]

bottleshops in SA legally have to shut at midnight. there used to be a bottlo at the back of a servo at the airport that could stay open since the airport is on crown land and not SA land so its not subject to SA's laws, but they closed that little loophole about a year ago. bugger.

damn, and i always had that airport one in the back of my mind if ever i needed booze really late :( i didnt realise it was just SA that they had to shut by 12:00

[icy manipulator]

when you run out of alcohol of course

[tracky]

I can think of a couple of times I've come close to doing an airport run, but i've never actually done it. but like I said it was always there in the back of my mind. not anymore :(

[HEIRESS]

I should pull out some result files and get my nose to the grindstone on this fine sunday morning, but I cant be fucked

[Teh]

i cant be fucked with my previous 'best friend'

[vickista]

dim sim is a greasy piece of shit you can get from any fish and chip shop.














except pauline hanson's one(!)



you can get them at the canteen!..they steam then at our school.:D

[tracky]

steamed.. bleh

it's fried or nothing. preferably deep fried. I usually get 3, 90c each from the fish and chip shop. That and minimum chips and a piece of fish is enough for me. I used to eat 6 at a time, I could probably force down 8. I reckon I'd reach the tail end of that ninth one too, and just go fuck it, I can't be fucked.

[icy manipulator]

i've got some in the freezer. i could cook them, but i cbf