Heiress vs. Cop

[HEIRESS]

HEIRESS = TEH WIN

Id gone out with friends and had a really shitty time involving asshole best friends and asshole ex boyfriends so I was in a "fiesty mood"

so for some reason I thought telling a cop who was driving by slowly surveying the drunken post club crowds on the street to go fuck himself would be a great idea and make me feel better

he got out and this is what occured

"Ma'am do you want to be arrested"

"excuse me?? for what exactly"

"you are pretty much asking to spend the night in the drunk tank"

"there are 50 people here drunker than me and Im just exercising my freedom of speech"

"I could arrest you"

"Id like to see you try, all Im doing is saying whatever the fuck I want and you are going to arrest me for that, thats bullshit and you know it especially since you cant prove that I was precifically telling you to "fuck off", Ive broken no laws"

"uh uh uh...."


and then he got back into his fancy ghost police car and drove off and the entire crowd cheered for me

If i had a penis I would totally have spent the night in the drunk tank though LOLZ!

[Freebasser]

I thought you did have a penis?

[icy manipulator]

were you wearing a low cut top? if so i;m guessing how u got away with it (y)

[yooooo]

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: how????ßßßß

[HEIRESS]

lets not make this thread about my penis now ok!

naw, I was covered head to toe with my hood up even cause it was fucking cold

[chrisd]

*raising the roof*

[yooooo]

change your fucking avatar

[chrisd]

wassup yooooo, props to heiress, man, my avatar, what can i say... i like to surround myself with beauty

[yooooo]

Ohh, im a thread pirate :(

well heiress, that was really cool! :) !!!!!!!!!!!111

[Freebasser]

Cops are dicks, I mean, cocks er I mean...

[ggirlballa]

that was cool

[befsquire]

if you were a black man here, you definitely would have been arrested for resisting an officer without violence. it would have gotten thrown out later, but you'd have had to post a $500 bond.

[Helvete]

That's pretty stupid. You should have been arrested. I know you can get arrested here for using that language, breech of the peace or something. Maybe drunk and disorderly. Dumbass idea to speak to a cop like that.

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah that is pretty dumb. Had you done that to the wrong cop, you would have got tossed in the clink.

[ericlee]

well, if you gave him that speech using the drunken snarl Heiress face as seen in sure shots, it's safe to say that you've made him poot out some powder from his donuts which he was embarrassed about because powder in the ass region of polyester pig pants looks very awkward.

Good job, yo!

[yooooo]

Good job, yo!

:o


thanks

[zorra_chiflada]

i'm still more hardcore than you

[yooooo]

of course, youre a ninja.. they kill people and stuff

[zorra_chiflada]

seriously though, that's what cops are supposed to do. drunken post club crowds of people are annoying as fuck and violent and disruptive.

[TurdBerglar]

a friend of mine did security downtown. all he did was sit in a room in some office building looking at tv screens and manipulate the cameras to follow scantily dress chicks walk out of clubs

[SandyLove]

So do I understand this correctly..... you think you're utilizing your right of free-speech by verbally assaulting a cop. here's a little law reminder for you.... It no longer is a right when you step over the line and infringe on someone else's rights and freedom. I have the right to walk freely down the street without being harassed or being told to fuck-off!!! this is just basic stuff here..... I'm surprised he didn't arrest you!!! very surprised!

[yooooo]

hey!.............











Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha one
For a punk muthafucka with a badge and a gun
To be beatin on, and throwin in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

Fuckin with me cuz I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin my car, lookin for the product
Thinkin every nigga is sellin narcotics

You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo
Beat tha police outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water

I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz they slam ya down to the street top
Black police showin out for the white cop

[Pres Zount]

The right to free speech = the right to tell a cop to fuck off for no reason, yeah, well done. The fact that you think you are shit hot for getting away with verbal abuse is very telling.

hopefully the next time you decide to yell drunken insults it will be at someone not afraid to punch an annoying girl.

[Dorothy Wood]

give 'er!

[chrisd]

"Hey yo don't you know
Won't forget Amaduous Diallo
To the crooked people and the crooked cops
Got to spread love before the world goes pop"

- you know who

[zorra_chiflada]

...yeah, from the sounds of it, the cop didn't seem like he wasn't being "crooked"

[chrisd]

civil disobediance ought to be exercised daily in a small dosis in order to prepare for the plot against america

[HEIRESS]

I didnt end the story with the statement "Im not an asshole" so I dont see everyone's problem

next time Im out drunk and feeling early 20s angst Ill make sure to yell obsenitities at some of your asses instead

[zorra_chiflada]

hahaha hxc

[HEIRESS]

nope, being at work at 6 am on thanksgiving sunday is more hard core

[zorra_chiflada]

i don't know if being badass really works for you. maybe you should go back to pulling faces.

[HEIRESS]

how are you expecting me to react to your replies, truthfully?

seems like everyone else under the sun has called you a bitch before and thats just not something I do, mostly because I enjoy lashing out at others probably as often as you do but basically I just choose to not indulge on my darker side that often because its taxing, so I dont understand why the push on your part for it to be unanimous that everyone here in our gay internet world thinks about you in this negative way

Im relaying a story of something that happened in my life, there is no cry for everyone to recognize me as being "badass"
everyone gets drunk and pulls stupid shit, its nothing new or revolutionary and everyone has a stockpile of such events that they pull out when shooting the shit with friends

if you dont want to read my threads then put me on ignore dude but I dont know why I just used 3 minutes of my life trying to type something and figure out your motives because I dont even fucking know what makes me act the way I do half the time, so its just wasted energy right?

I dunno dude, whatever works for you in the end I guess

[zorra_chiflada]

ONOOESSSSS I AM TEH BIIITCHOORS EHEHEHEH OH YAAAHHH

[Helvete]

The people who shout and argue with cops in this country, all like "I know my rights, you can't do anything to me, curse curse curse" are normally the biggest scumbags. Please don't tell me you are the Canadian version of our scumbags. They're not nice people.

You were drunk, abusing a cop who hadn't done a thing to you, you SHOULD have been arrested, but were lucky not to. You were acting like an asshole, don't be surprised when people treat you like one.

[chrisd]

look at helvete acting like the board's conscience

[Tzar]

what were you saying?
edit: oh, he got in your face because you told him to get fucked? ok nevermiiiiind.

[Helvete]

look at helvete acting like the board's conscience
I should charge.

[HEIRESS]

In my past jobs Ive been yelled and cursed at many a time, its all part of working with the retarded public of which we all guilty of contributing to the retardedness at times

hell, Ive been yelled and cursed at by many a friend, but thats my fault for deciding to have them in my life

thats why I chose a field of work where I would only have to interact with a small cross-section of like-minded people

no one forced anyone to be a cop, or any other line of work really.
when I hear my many a teacher friend complain to the ends of the earth about being abused at work by their kids I try and empathize but in the end my last statement is "nobody forced you become a teacher dude"

I dont know why Im defending myself because there will be no winning cause I already admitted "I do stupid stuff when drunk" along with everyone else who has had a friday night end badly

meh, I wish I wasnt avoiding work so hard right now otherwise I couldn't be bothered to make such extensive replies

[chrisd]

don't worry heiress, i don't think your actions are still the main issue, the main issue is a gang of orderly thugs on this board trying to dumb the freewheelers

[zorra_chiflada]

hey, i'm not a thug! i don't start shit with cops!

[Helvete]

It just sounds like something The Padster would do, that's all. Yes, that is a bad thing.

[TurdBerglar]

zorra just wishes she could be heiress!

[HEIRESS]

ok, I take offence at your signature helvete, my rights have been compromised by your utilization of bad language that appears to be directed at my person, and If I were I cop I'd arrest you but I dont have that job-based liberty so I guess Ill just not react to it because what the hell is a girl to do right?

[Helvete]

Yeah, and you can't do a fucking thing about it! Bitch. Fucking Padsteress.

[ericlee]

For one thing, we know Heiress and she's not a bad girl. She gets crazy but I'm pretty sure she doesn't do anything too stupid or damaging to the public.

Maybe the cop was thinking he that he could use his time to lock up someone who's considered more of a threat.

Yeah, it was stupid for her to do that but who is ever in their right mind when drunk? That's pretty much the point of being drunk and the cop decided that she wasn't breaking shit or fighting so why bother taking her in?

[gorilla]

would you tell that same cop to fuck off if he stublmed upon you being raped?

[HEIRESS]

I told my female friend who is a fresh from the depot cop the story, which she found amusing mostly because she's seen me drunk and mouthy many a time and usually its in the defence and honor of female friends against drunken males 10X more vulgar than I could ever hope to be, and she said basically the dude was being lazy, I could have easily been arrested but then he'd have to call in a female officer to search me prior to arrest and just couldn't be bothered

plus it was fucking cold outside and I would have also made the choice to jump back into my pretty undercover squad car

[HEIRESS]

would you tell that same cop to fuck off if he stublmed upon you being raped?

this is territory you do not want to go into, nor should you ever compare someone shouting out drunken random shit to such an act and this thread is not worthy for you to stoop to such a level
my mother is a rape counsellor and if I wouldnt be in the wrong for sharing information she has shared with me, which is against her confidentiality agreements but she did so because sometimes its hard to deal with all the shit she does in her own head, I could tell you many a story when police officers have disgustingly been in the way of justice when it comes to rape cases

but yes, cops are good and great when they are doing their job and no-one in such a position will be trully appreciated until their services are needed, so I dont know what else to say to you kiddies

either way I feel like I should go throw on some high heels because Im feeling really short right about now what with everyone riding around on their high horses

[TurdBerglar]

i've never seen heiress so fired up

[Helvete]

She's just a drunken animal.

[gorilla]

i've never seen heiress so fired up
it's all about knowing what button to push.

[HEIRESS]

ah yes, pulling the rape card is always a sure fire way to win the whole pot with me

keep up the good work!!!

[The Notorious LOL]

yeah the rape vs drunkenly yelling at a cop comparison completely lost me. What do those things have in common at all?

[gorilla]

yeah the rape vs drunkenly yelling at a cop comparison completely lost me. What do those things have in common at all?

assholism, sometimes you have to be an asshole to get someone to realize they are an asshole.

[The Notorious LOL]

I dont think shes an asshole...I just dont think it was the smartest thing to do because it could have resulted in an ugly situation but shes an adult and can make her own decisions so Im not gonna really bother lecturing other than just saying "that wasnt very smart"

[HEIRESS]

assholism, sometimes you have to be an asshole to get someone to realize they are an asshole.

I hope you have children because from the sounds of things you must be absolutely wonderful at it

[ET]

Ya its like rape except its like u gotta enslave people to make them realise that its not good to enslave people cuz thats how you teach ppl. its the same. ya n dont do anything st00pid when your drunk. jus come on the bbmb n post kthnx.:cool:

[befsquire]

i'm surprised at how this thread is going, for real.

i can understand if people don't agree with what heiress did. hell, i wouldn't have done that because here, there definitely would have been an arrest, even though the cops know they can't arrest for such speech. and i'd probably lose my job, since it's not good for clients to see you entering the booking and release center in handcuffs.

i've done way stupider shit when drunk, likely way more times than anyone in this thread, i'm sure, so i'm not about to judge someone who was drunk and nonviolent.

but to bring rape in? wow. i fail to see the logic there. were you ever raped, or knew someone who had been, i'd hope you wouldn't have posted that shit.

[Bob]

assholism, sometimes you have to be an asshole to get someone to realize they are an asshole.

cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt ur a cunt lol

did it work

[Pres Zount]

I didnt end the story with the statement "Im not an asshole" so I dont see everyone's problem

But you did start it with "HEIRESS =TEH WIN". So, what, you actually meant to say "I did something stupid..." rather than some obnoxious attempt to come across as risque?

Then you go on to say if the cop didn't want to be told to fuck off, he should get a different job. Smart. I'll remember to tell that maxim to the next labour dispute that I come across. 'Better work conditions?! Fuck, nobody is forcing you to be a ambulance driver.'

So I guess I'm saying I wouldn't believe you if you said you didn't post this thread with the hope of getting the same positive feedback that HOTWIFE received when she punched someone, rather than the kind of attention that hardnox got when he stole the credit cards out of somebodys wallet.

[Teh]

this all seems a bit petty to me.

shit nights out + alcohol = scummy mood. i've been in that mood before

so its pretty unlucky that the first guy to roll by was a cop. but hey, he clearly knew better than to even bother like the rest of you in this thread.

[chrisd]

whatever Mr. Dobalina

[Teh]

that doesnt seem to be very relevant. who do you think you are? del the funky homosapien?

[chrisd]

sorry, that was meant for pres zount

[Teh]

sorry, that was meant for pres zount


in that case, oh snap!

[HEIRESS]

But you did start it with "HEIRESS =TEH WIN". So, what, you actually meant to say "I did something stupid..." rather than some obnoxious attempt to come across as risque?

Then you go on to say if the cop didn't want to be told to fuck off, he should get a different job. Smart. I'll remember to tell that maxim to the next labour dispute that I come across. 'Better work conditions?! Fuck, nobody is forcing you to be a ambulance driver.'

So I guess I'm saying I wouldn't believe you if you said you didn't post this thread with the hope of getting the same positive feedback that HOTWIFE received when she punched someone, rather than the kind of attention that hardnox got when he stole the credit cards out of somebodys wallet.

its the internet, I apologize for my nonchalance attitude and my utilization of internet lingo on the internet which I know is frowned upon in this community
I should I have started the thread off by typing out 30 our fathers and 15 hail mary's and hoped that you would all pray for my retribution for a overly drunken night out on the town

if you think im obnoxious, put me on ignore
I put people on ignore in real life all the time, just like the cop put me on ignore when he chose to just drive away

and yet again, you cant call my comment about the shit people have to deal with when working with the public to poor working conditions, my saying being a cop or any other shitty public relations job is an individuals choice isnt comparable to people quietly conceding to their current forced labour condition in some 3rd world country, so quit being so goddamn dramatic
or atleast save these well thought out arguments for some other thread where your replies can carve that much deeper into someone who is ready to argue the topic with much more conviction than I can muster on a holiday sunday night
people know what they are getting into when they choose certain professions, thats all I was trying to say

what is more annoying is you expanding a two word thread opener into a essay upon the all encompassing definition of my internet personality

you are wasting precious saving the downtrodden of the world time typing out replies which you dont believe Ill take to heart in any manner because once a bad-ass wannabe always a bad-ass wannabe right?

I hope this reply was "hard" enough to live up to your concrete expectations of me joe, I really really do

[paul jones]

YEAAHAHHA HEIRESS BEATS COPS!(y) :D

good work!!!!!! xx

[zorra_chiflada]

it interesting to see you so fired up about the comments in this thread, because one comment directed at me from a particular individual was a hell of a lot nastier and more vindictive than anything anyone has said to you in here. i have to deal with that "you're just jealous" shit every time i disagree with someone.

[TurdBerglar]

WHO'S COMMENT WAS IT????

[g-mile7]

People say nasty shit all the time, people you know. Shame someone will get their shit pushed in *giggles*for how they type or the kind and amount of pics they post while banned, alias or just plain rude people run wild and are ignored. C'est la vie.

[HEIRESS]

I choose to be a woman of few yet silly words around here, except the few times a science topic comes up or something I can be arsed to type more than a grammatically wrong sentence in favour of

thats my choice

I would say most peoples replies towards you are done in a more vicious manner than vindictive manner, unless they are some picture slut youve ranted against in the past (which is just the first example that comes to mind)
there seems to be a token reply to anything you say mostly because we've been trained to expect basically the same tone to come across with many of your own replies
if anything it is more of a running joke of the retarded variety we enjoy around here, there were no higher expectations really were there?

you cant really seek sympathy from many if you show none in return on a regular basis I suppose, I dunno, the topic needs more thought I guess

either way, its the internet so who really cares what anyone here thinks of us right, except joe in your case or maybe someon I have an IRL connection with on my end

I didnt get truly fired up until rape was mentioned because that is one topic that I will set me to fly off the handle and get in your face over especially when brought up in a non-serious situation, and yes Ill react this way even when not drunkenly walking the street on a Friday night

[zorra_chiflada]

I would say most peoples replies towards you are done in a more vicious manner than vindictive, unless they are some picture slut youve ranted against in the past (which is just the first example that comes to mind)
there seems to be a token reply to anything you say mostly because we've been trained to expect basically the same tone to come across with many of your own replies
if anything it is more of a running joke of the retarded variety we enjoy around here, there were no higher expectations really were there?

you cant really seek sympathy from many if you show none in return on a regular basis I suppose, I dunno, the topic needs more thought I guess


riiight, i totally deserve to be called ugly just for disagreeing with some of yours and others actions. how dare i.

by the way, i'm not "seeking sympathy" i'm pointing out to you that you don't have it as bad as you think - you are adored on here and in one thread you get some negative replies.

[TurdBerglar]

this is getting interesting

[TurdBerglar]

i honestly have no idea what this spat is about. but i love the drama(y)

[g-mile7]

Being rude, online or off, should not be the M.O of people like it is on here. I get along with Heiress and recently Zorra but some people need to learn that there are better ways then being rude, that should be the last resort.

[zorra_chiflada]

Being rude, online or off, should not be the M.O of people like it is on here. I get along with Heiress and recently Zorra but some people need to learn that there are better ways then being rude, that should be the last resort.


i think there is a kind of unsaid understanding around here that once someone like me disagrees with heiress i automatically lose, and what i say is no longer relevant.

[TurdBerglar]

but being rude can be so fun!


seeing all the little sheep react and such

[Lyman Zerga]

i am a cop you idiot!

[monkey]

i think there is a kind of unsaid understanding around here that once someone like me disagrees with heiress i automatically lose, and what i say is no longer relevant.

i dont agree with you here, but not because youre fighting with heiress. i think youre underestimating how valued your opinion is.

[Bob]

i honestly have no idea what this spat is about. but i love the drama(y)

blood, BLOOOOOOOD

[g-mile7]

i think there is a kind of unsaid understanding around here that once someone like me disagrees with heiress i automatically lose, and what i say is no longer relevant.
The irony of this: I had something like this happen before, diffrence is I didnt have past rude comments made by me let alone someone Im associated with to warrent any beef. It was popular vs the elite. Needless to say I have videos about this in the vault...Im cool with everyone now except a few jerks.

[ET]

once someone like me disagrees

Hmmm? I know you're not as high up as Qdrop but what do you mean?

[zorra_chiflada]

The irony of this: I had something like this happen before, diffrence is I didnt have past rude comments made by me let alone someone Im associated with to warrent any beef. It was popular vs the elite. Needless to say I have videos about this in the vault...Im cool with everyone now except a few jerks.

oh ok, i get it. so i deserve those kind of comments from people that have nothing to do with anything because i'm a rude bitch?

[TurdBerglar]

blood, BLOOOOOOOD


this is just all the chest puffing(especially on heiress' part) before they take to the bare knuckles fight thread thing again

[zorra_chiflada]

Hmmm? I know you're not as high up as Qdrop but what do you mean?

read: i didn't think the old adage of guys "thinking with their dick" would apply on the internet. but it apparently does

[ET]

I get your point. Everything looks like letters to me but I guess I can't speak for everyone else.

[g-mile7]

oh ok, i get it. so i deserve those kind of comments from people that have nothing to do with anything because i'm a rude bitch?
What kind of comments? You havent been rude just a few times in the past and even you said you have. I think whatever was said to you was more because of Joe's comments and your agreeing with it. He is your lucky man so I dont hold it against you at all.:)

[HEIRESS]

riiight, i totally deserve to be called ugly just for disagreeing with some of yours and others actions. how dare i.

by the way, i'm not "seeking sympathy" i'm pointing out to you that you don't have it as bad as you think - you are adored on here and in one thread you get some negative replies.

so because I only get shat on once in a blue moon I should sit back and not say a word because it happens so infrequently
makes no sense dude, its human nature to defend oneself

nobody said you deserve anything, but people reply the way they reply
what can be done excpet throw back your own verbal lashing like you do all the time anyways so whats the problem here?

I dont see why you have turned this into a zorra vs. heiress debate
there's no reason to do that, really dude
I cant even follow what the true purpose of this continuing thread is now anymore

shits boring, back to the internet funny

[Helvete]

Just admit that you are a fucking bitch already!

[g-mile7]

Go comment the new pic of my locks Heiress on myspace make it sexxxy

[HEIRESS]

aight!

[g-mile7]

hahahaha! Thanks Ms.Science ;)

[zorra_chiflada]

i did'nt want to make this into a great debate either, this isn't an issue i have with you, but more how people think it's appropriate to make personal insults at me to "put me in my place."
it might be their way of trying to show their support for you, or trying to get in you pants. whatever. either way, it fucking sucks.
i don't make personal insults at people, comments on their appearance, or hold grudges. all i do is comment on the way people behave on this message board. every time i've been supposedly nasty, that's all i've done.

[Lex Diamonds]

If i had a penis I would totally have spent the night in the drunk tank though LOLZ!
If you had a penis all the whiny bitches like Tzar and Mickill would have used this thread to show what a "bogan" and "thug" you are and attempted to use it as an insult towards you at any possible opportunity for the next year or so.

[Dr Deaf]

if you were a black man here, you definitely would have been arrested for resisting an officer without violence. it would have gotten thrown out later, but you'd have had to post a $500 bond.


or if you were a white dude with dread locks in ontario, you'd have been harassed by 6 prick cops for 2 hrs before they illegally searched your person, uncovering a whoppping 0.3 grams of cannibus and then taking you downtown to spend a night in the tank after issuing you a public intoxication ticket ($103.75) and a notice to appear in drug court.

$1000 to enter pre-trial diversion, $250 to a victims surcharge charity and the 103.75 PI ticket. (actually, i got a cheque from the mayor of the city for that amount and paid my ticket with it. i still have no idea why or how)

i fuckin love cops!

happy shit worked out the way it did heiress. try to avoid pushing the envelope, eventually your luck'll run out.

[HEIRESS]

I think I wanted it to run out

just one of those nights where you are like "can shit get any worse? might as well find out eh?"

[Dr Deaf]

it usually can. have you been to the tank yet?

only once did i have an enjoyable time. the last time was the worst experience ever. i looked around for a commet card to provide some constructive criticism but there were no available.

nothing like getting released at 0630 and hauling ass to work for 0700.

recepticon: you look like shit warmed over.
me: i slept in a jail cell last night, whats your excuse?

[backwoods]

HEIRESS you are so effing punk rock, I'm so, so proud of you.

[chrisd]

wow shit you're some trippin conservative, sweet!

[HOTWIFE]

HEIRESS you are so effing punk rock, I'm so, so proud of you.
did you change your name and not tell me about it? wtf

[chrisd]

did i miss something?