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Dorothy Wood
10-08-2006, 04:10 AM
so, I was talking to this dude that works at the bar across the street, I've had a passing crush on him since I first moved to this neighborhood, but never really talked to him ever. tonight he ended up being friends with this girl that a friend of mine was trying to bag, so we started chatting, I said, "hey don't you work at blah blah?" and then yadda yadda, we hit it off alright. he was a band nerd, wants to record me playing clarinet for some project, blah blah blah. and then he says, "yeah, and I'm moving to europe!"

and I'm like, "cool". :/
Pres Zount
10-08-2006, 04:17 AM
so, he put a curse on you after that, or what?
mikizee
10-08-2006, 05:42 AM
yeah id say theres a curse on you. i mean, its obvious.
kaiser soze
10-08-2006, 11:15 AM
Beware the curse of the crush!
Freebasser
10-08-2006, 11:19 AM
so, I was talking to this dude that works at the bar across the street, I've had a passing crush on him since I first moved to this neighborhood, but never really talked to him ever. tonight he ended up being friends with this girl that a friend of mine was trying to bag, so we started chatting, I said, "hey don't you work at blah blah?" and then yadda yadda, we hit it off alright. he was a band nerd, wants to record me playing clarinet for some project, blah blah blah. and then he says, "yeah, and I'm moving to europe!"

and I'm like, "cool". :/

You do realise that there is no 'project' and that he's only saying he's going to 'Europe' because he's never going to see you again and he's trying to be cool and pretend he has this swish lifestyle where he can just record people playing clarinet on a whim?
ET
10-08-2006, 12:10 PM
Oh shit, you need to have a crush on me ASAP. I'd like to visit France again please.
Dorothy Wood
10-08-2006, 05:46 PM
Oh shit, you need to have a crush on me ASAP. I'd like to visit France again please.

consider yourself crushed. <3
jabumbo
10-08-2006, 05:57 PM
you do realize that he will have to get pretty darn close to record your clarinet playing
Dorothy Wood
10-08-2006, 05:59 PM
so, he put a curse on you after that, or what?

no, but actually, I found out after I made this thread that the girl my friend was making out with was originally sort of on a quasi-date with Bartender. ha ha! and my friend stole her. (she weren't no prize though). she took us to this party and I figured out that we could go on the roof, so I went up there and hung out by myself for a bit enjoying the excellent view of the chicago skyline at night (http://www.planetgary.net/chicagopano/images/image006.jpg) until some man in a a suit with a cravat and a cane came up. He was very nice and we chatted for a bit. he makes giant puppets for a living. pretty cool, he bummed me a fag too. then he peed off the roof.

then some more people came up and that girl had to pee and she peed in the corner of the roof...which then came streaming down across. a little dog was up there at that point and stepped it in. I said, "YUCK!" and she was all, "who cares?! I don't see anything!" and I was like, "ewwwwwwwww!"

I peed in a toilet inside, because I'm a lady.
Lyman Zerga
10-08-2006, 08:33 PM
can i have him?
Kerrbear
10-08-2006, 08:37 PM
You do realise that there is no 'project' and that he's only saying he's going to 'Europe' because he's never going to see you again and he's trying to be cool and pretend he has this swish lifestyle where he can just record people playing clarinet on a whim?

omg, I'm such a sucker for guys with pull in the clarinet community.
Echewta
10-09-2006, 10:38 AM
WOODwinds. LOL
marsdaddy
10-09-2006, 01:54 PM
Is this the "people will pee on the roof near you" curse? Did someone use eyes of newt?
Dorothy Wood
10-09-2006, 01:55 PM
Is this the "people will pee on the roof near you" curse? Did someone use eyes of newt?

no, it's the "there's always a catch" curse.
Kerrbear
10-09-2006, 05:12 PM
no, it's the "there's always a catch" curse.

Did you loot a mummy's tomb recently?
Bob
10-09-2006, 05:15 PM
Did you loot a mummy's tomb recently?

yeah, looking for dates probably

BURN
backwoods
10-09-2006, 05:20 PM
no, it's the "there's always a catch" curse.

more like "stop getting crushes on crazy guys" curse. jesus sarky.
HOTWIFE
10-09-2006, 05:26 PM
more like "stop getting crushes on crazy guys" curse. jesus sarky.
smartass
Dorothy Wood
10-10-2006, 12:00 AM
where am I supposed to meet sane people?

and this bartender fellow is the first boy I've met that isn't in a band in like years. but he's a bartender...so, same difference.


AND BOB, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU BROKE UP WITH ME!
fucktopgirl
10-10-2006, 06:59 AM
where am I supposed to meet sane people?

everywhere supposedly....but when you look to much, you just dont find!

When you let it go, it just happen!
Bob
10-10-2006, 10:37 AM
where am I supposed to meet sane people?

and this bartender fellow is the first boy I've met that isn't in a band in like years. but he's a bartender...so, same difference.


AND BOB, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU BROKE UP WITH ME!

damnit dorothy i told you, i could never be with a woman so married to her work. you could never be devoted to me until you found king tut's tomb. i kept trying to tell you "they already found it, it's in a museum" but you wouldn't listen. i had to leave, can't you understand that?!