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The Notorious LOL
10-08-2006, 10:46 PM
like milliseconds away honestly.


I did the hasty shit walk towards the bathroom (the clenched buttcheeks brisk stride) and made it just in time. Had there been any delay I would have shit my pants word is bond. I actually checked them like four times because it made me paranoid. Three times, then I left the bathroom and came back and checked again for OCD purposes lol.


I blame Easy Mac fully.
Bob
10-08-2006, 10:53 PM
this thread title rules

and yeah easy mac (actually any mac, really) will do that
The Notorious LOL
10-08-2006, 10:56 PM
werent you and I recently talking about that, actually? Like you said within seconds of consuming mac and cheese you took a black shit?
kaiser soze
10-08-2006, 10:57 PM
diapers are the in thing, try em...you'll like em
Bob
10-08-2006, 11:17 PM
werent you and I recently talking about that, actually? Like you said within seconds of consuming mac and cheese you took a black shit?

yes actually. without fail, macaroni and cheese will do that to me.

only kraft though. i used to eat this generic stuff that cost $0.33 a box, and i wouldn't shit for days after eating that. so i don't know what to make of that.
ggirlballa
10-08-2006, 11:21 PM
my brother use to eat EasyMac....

that explains a lot
g-mile7
10-08-2006, 11:21 PM
Black shit?!




Thats nothing, I once had one steaming...like literally steam/popping shit.
Lyman Zerga
10-09-2006, 06:54 PM
wow i thought this thread would get atleast 20 pages
The Notorious LOL
10-09-2006, 07:14 PM
me too wtf :mad:
ET
10-09-2006, 07:47 PM
The popping shit confused me and I couldn't find the reply button. :(
Lyman Zerga
10-09-2006, 07:51 PM
just let the shit run down your legs next time
and tpk will make your next "shit thread" sticky
cosmo105
10-09-2006, 07:51 PM
ahaha i just clicked on ET's IM buttons for the first time LOL
ggirlballa
10-09-2006, 07:55 PM
this is very scary because i came very close to shitting my pants just now...i got to the bathroom in time(y)
Bob
10-09-2006, 08:10 PM
wow i thought this thread would get atleast 20 pages

i'd rather talk about soy milk
ET
10-09-2006, 09:42 PM
ahaha i just clicked on ET's IM buttons for the first time LOL


You win!
ToucanSpam
10-09-2006, 09:44 PM
It would be so embarrassing to shat ones self at work.
Bob
10-09-2006, 09:45 PM
You win!

how long have you been waiting for someone to get it? there's a joke in my facebook profile that i've probably been waiting over a year for someone to get, but so far nothing
Bob
10-09-2006, 09:46 PM
It would be so embarrassing to shat ones self at work.

i like how you tried to show off your grammar but forgot an apostrophe
ET
10-09-2006, 09:49 PM
how long have you been waiting for someone to get it? there's a joke in my facebook profile that i've probably been waiting over a year for someone to get, but so far nothing


I put it up just in case someone specific clicked on it. I'll never know if that happened. But I put it up about a year and a half ago.

Cosmo is stalking me.
ToucanSpam
10-09-2006, 09:50 PM
Cosmo is Mexican.
Lyman Zerga
10-09-2006, 09:58 PM
i'd rather talk about soy milk


what about soy poop?
ILLMIX
10-10-2006, 04:15 AM
Its funny how you eat something (uaully take-away or fastfood), then like 10 minutes later your in a siutuation where there is no tiolets (on the highway, in a que etc) and you desperatly need a shit!!! it happens to me all the time.
Its nervous sweat drippingly scary.
na§tee
10-10-2006, 04:23 AM
I did the hasty shit walk towards the bathroom (the clenched buttcheeks brisk stride)
this made me LOL, nLOL.
befsquire
10-10-2006, 04:59 AM
this one woman i used to work with long, long ago, used to tell far too much personal information. anyway, one day, she came out of the bathroom and told me how she had just shit in her pants, but got it quickly enough that it was only on her underwear, and so she rinsed her underwear in the sink and then put the wet underwear in a bag.

WHY DID I NEED TO KNOW THAT? i didn't need to know.

but i like your story, moa.

i don't poop at work.
Bitchamachacha
10-10-2006, 07:11 AM
like milliseconds away honestly.


I did the hasty shit walk towards the bathroom (the clenched buttcheeks brisk stride) and made it just in time.




Down here in the dirtay souf, we call that prairie doggin'.

(y)
Bob
10-10-2006, 10:42 AM
i came reasonably close to shitting my pants in class today. not dangerously close, but close. like if i'd waited another minute to run out, i'd be in the danger zone.

i blame dunkin' donuts coffee. or i guess any coffee would do it. i drink it to keep me regular, but the problem is that i regularly have to shit at random times during class, so i dunno.