Misunderstood Beastie Lyrics

[TimDoolan]

"I'm from Brooklyn you're from vagina!"

When I heard my kid brother sing it this way I spit milk up out my nose laughing. Anybody else got one?

[SickFreak]

I was just gonna start this thread!

"Shine like a gay sardine."

[kleptomaniac]

"Shine like a gay sardine."

ahahaha i've heard that too....


i think this thread's probably been done lots of times...but still fun. :D

[kleptomaniac]

he yelled "Tinkerbell!" and let two fly (!)

[SickFreak]

"Ya think that you can f*** when Revelation comes?"

[SickFreak]

"Heres one for the bitches and the upper tier."

[Chicka B]

Ahaha! I heard that too, that's hilarous! Also:

All Lifestyles (Adrock) "I'm gettin bald, am I disturbed" instead of "I get involved, I might disturb".

Hey Fuck You (Adrock again) "I didn't touch your hand man, you know I saw ya balls" instead of "I didn't touch your hand man, you know it's all ball"

I got bad hearing, I'm sure there's more.

[kleptomaniac]

All Lifestyles (Adrock) "I'm gettin bald, am I disturbed" instead of "I get involved, I might disturb".

haha i looove that one :p

[SickFreak]

Song for the Man:"What makes you feel, like you gotta be, like you got the right, to f*** her up and down."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Kerrbear]

I've been waiting for someone to start this thread.
Sureshot: "I've got the savoir-faire and the unibrow."

Well, he does, kinda...

[ggirlballa]

I've been waiting for someone to start this thread.
Sureshot: "I've got the savoir-faire and the unibrow."

Well, he does, kinda...


who's line is that?

[Kerrbear]

Adrock.

[kleptomaniac]

i'm shocked you'd even have to ask that denise :eek:

[Mr. Juice]

"Sure Shot"

Right Lyric:
"Listen everybody cause I'm shifting gears..."

What I Thought It Was:
"Listen everybody cause I'm the shit that gives 'em..."

I was so certain Adrock was saying "shit," that every time I played it on college radio I would censor it.

[chrisd]

"Heres one for the bitches and the upper tier."

sweet, so far this threads funny

[KENNY GUIDO]

this was taken from a playboy interview with the beasties:

got money and juice

twin sisters in my bed

their father had aids

so I shot him in the head

[TongueRabbit]

"Hello Brooklyn"
"You know I cut my BALLS because I don't care"
instead of
"You know I cut my BOSS because I don't care"

"No Sleep Till Brooklyn"
"I'll do it out the window cause I'm willing and able" (I thought it was a reference to peeing out of a moving car window)
instead of
"I do what I do best because I'm illing and able"

and from the same song
"A super def heir with all the fine women"
instead of
"I sip the def ale with all the fly women"

and finally from the same song yet again
"Autograph pictures the Casio's"
instead of
"Autograph pictures and classy hos"

[lyneday]

[QUOTE=Mr. Juice]"Sure Shot"

Right Lyric:
"Listen everybody cause I'm shifting gears..."

What I Thought It Was:
"Listen everybody cause I'm the shit that gives 'em..."
[QUOTE]

Listen everybody cause I'ma shoot my jizzum =ox




If she would dance I would be gay

[MC Moot]

"Soul Fire!....and we ain't got no water..."

For years I thought the king was shouting "Sobrier....(sober) and we ain't got no water"...until I heard the Lee Perry joint.....:p

[Chicka B]

Here's some more...

Rhymin and Stealin-

Real lyric: 'cause I pulled out the jammy and I squeezed off six
I heard: 'cause I pulled out the jammy and I squeeze my zits

She's Crafty-

Real lyric: I spent my last dollar to by a sabrett, when I seen this girl I could never forget.
I heard: I spent my last dollar to buy us a sprite, when I seen this girl I could never be gay.

Real lyric: I found myself sleeping in the middle of the floor
I heard: I found myself naked in the middle of the floor

Real lyric: She robbed us blind, she took all we owned
I heard: She robbed us blind, she took oreos :p

[lyneday]

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/beastieboys.shtml

[Chicka B]

Hey smokey, that funky smokey.
Hey smokey, smokey, eat a roast beef hoagie.

What the fuck? How could anyone hear that? :D

[KENNY GUIDO]

"Hello Brooklyn"
"You know I cut my BALLS because I don't care"
instead of
"You know I cut my BOSS because I don't care"

"No Sleep Till Brooklyn"
"I'll do it out the window cause I'm willing and able" (I thought it was a reference to peeing out of a moving car window)
instead of
"I do what I do best because I'm illing and able"

and from the same song
"A super def heir with all the fine women"
instead of
"I sip the def ale with all the fly women"

and finally from the same song yet again
"Autograph pictures the Casio's"
instead of
"Autograph pictures and classy hos"


I always knew the lyrics to "no sleep till". they printed them in some teen mags back in the day, except the part where you have "illing and able' was "willing and able".

[KENNY GUIDO]

Here's some more...

Rhymin and Stealin-

Real lyric: 'cause I pulled out the jammy and I squeezed off six
I heard: 'cause I pulled out the jammy and I squeeze my zits




yea, I thought those were the lyrics, too...especially after lookin at the 1 poster of them dressing in suits where mike d and adrock broke out bigtime with zits!

[SickFreak]

What the fuck? How could anyone hear that?


Crack. Lots and lots of crack.

[TongueRabbit]

Here's some more...

Rhymin and Stealin-

Real lyric: 'cause I pulled out the jammy and I squeezed off six
I heard: 'cause I pulled out the jammy and I squeeze my zits


Thats EXACTLY what I heard as well

[birdfloatindown]

"Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun"- I finally looked up the lyrics, and now I feel like such an idiot.

Actual: I'm rolling down the hill snowballing getting bigger
I heard: I'm rolling down a hill there's nobody getting bigger

Actual: I'm writing rhymes on a page going off in a rage
I heard: I'm writing rhymes on the page and blowing up in a rage

Actual: Out on a mission a stolen car mission
I heard: Out on a mission a stolen car fishin':p

Actual: Life comes in phases
I heard: Life comes in stages

Actual: Coordinating chicks is my man Dave Scilken
I heard: You want to date a chicken here's my man Dave Scilken

Actual: I am like Clockwork Orange
I heard: I am like laborgorous (that's not even a word, but that's what I sang)

Actual: You're a headless chicken chasin'
I heard: I had this chicken chasin'

:o Yeah, I'm a moron.

[ggirlballa]

i'm shocked you'd even have to ask that denise :eek:

i know:eek:

[ggirlballa]

Real lyric: I found myself sleeping in the middle of the floor
I heard: I found myself naked in the middle of the floor

"Autograph pictures the Casio's"
instead of
"Autograph pictures and classy hos"


same here

[ggirlballa]

on Hey Ladies

actual lyric: ladies flock like bees to a hive

i heard: ladies fuck like bees in a hive


:p

[pshabi]

"Sure Shot"

Right Lyric:
"Listen everybody cause I'm shifting gears..."

What I Thought It Was:
"Listen everybody cause I'm the shit that gives 'em..."

I was so certain Adrock was saying "shit," that every time I played it on college radio I would censor it.
Listen everybody cause I shoot my jizzzm.