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TimDoolan
10-09-2006, 02:47 AM
And now I have to take drug test.:(
tracky
10-09-2006, 02:53 AM
i'm assuming you meant dope and not rope

"I'm sorry Tim, we found high levels of rope in your system. Have you been sailing lately? You know what our company policy on sailing is"
Mr Films
10-09-2006, 02:54 AM
i'm assuming you meant dope and not rope

"I'm sorry Tim, we found high levels of rope in your system. Have you been sailing lately? You know what our company policy on sailing is"

hahaha

I thought "rope" was some new drug slang I was unaware of
TimDoolan
10-09-2006, 03:02 AM
heh heh.... no, I meant weed. Thats what they call it sometimes, yknow, like hemp
tracky
10-09-2006, 03:10 AM
That's a new one to me
The Notorious LOL
10-09-2006, 03:13 AM
"they" meaning you and five of your friends.


me and my cousin used to call it "math class" because anytime a possible suspicious sound on the telephone would indicate the line being picked up we would switch the conversation quickly, and the joke became to be like "uh, so uh...math class" so eventually, that just became the term for smoking.
Big Gus
10-09-2006, 06:23 AM
I've heard it called rope before...

I'd love to give you advice on the drug test, but, sorry, your fucked I think unless you look at elaborate "fake pee" contraptions...
Freebasser
10-09-2006, 06:39 AM
I'll send you a bottle of my fine, fine urine for, shall we say, £500?
mikizee
10-09-2006, 07:36 AM
heres a tried and tested solution.

get a clean mate to pee in a empty and cleaned out toothpaste tube.

on the way to work leave the toothpaste tube floating in warm water inside a thermos. (to recreate that warm pee temperature)

just before the test put the tube down your pants, go into the toilet, squeeze pee into cup, and your done.

problem solved.

i havent done this but my mate has done it about 2 or 3 times for his factory job, and its always worked.
zorra_chiflada
10-09-2006, 07:43 AM
we used to call them "bacon botties" for some reason.
mikizee
10-09-2006, 07:49 AM
we used to call them "bacon botties" for some reason.

thats the strangest thing i've ever heard.
TimDoolan
10-16-2006, 11:08 AM
I'll send you a bottle of my fine, fine urine for, shall we say, £500?

haha Thanks, but I didn't need it.

I passed, thanks to all for your support.