Dear Kate Moss...

[Big Gus]

Dear Kate,

Every time I pick up a paper it seem's some other bloke has given you a slippery length of cock. Every week it's someone else. Usually a scruffy ne'erdowell too.

I was just wondering when it would be my turn to give you a seeing too, or, perhaps, if some sort of organised queueing system is currently in place, how I go about joining it. I'm not exactly scruffy but am willing to not wash or change my clothes for a week or learn to play guitar badly if that swings it in my favour.


Thanks in Advance



Gus

[Otis Driftwood]

If you're GUS is so BIG you might tear the carck ho in two. Just buy her a happy meal or something, ok?

[Freebasser]

I never knew Gus was into teenage boys.

[Big Gus]

"Crack", hahah, I get it...

Are you implying she takes drugs??

Surely not...

[Helvete]

Haha, come on Gus, this is old material!

http://forums.britxbox.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=47524

Let's be havin' something new!

[Big Gus]

My feelings for Kate never die..

I'm still waiting patiently in what clearly is some sort of queue....

Are you ahead of me or something? Punk?

[Helvete]

Why yes, yes I am!

[Freebasser]

Just imagine the diseases that bitch has.

[Helvete]

Just imagine the diseases that bitch has.
Mhmm, I can taste them already...

[Big Gus]

But they are diseases that have clealry given her some sort of power over looking quite young even though she's getting on a bit now.

I want to go tramp around glastonbury with her, she could wear some cookie wellies...

Then we'd have sex in a badly erected tent...

[Freebasser]

Glastonbury you say? You could always lend her to the farmer for use in planting crop seeds if you needed some extra cash for some smack.

[Big Gus]

Dude you'd do her, dont give me that crap...

Just "double bag" it if youa re worried about diseases. I wouldnt worry too much though, I mean, she's never out of hospital.

[Freebasser]

Just a bunch of mates playing a lovely game of baseball.

[Tzar]

you all have no idea how much i would love to beat this piss out of pete doherty. like, beat to an inch of his life.... so much

[icy manipulator]

i'd hit it, just lurve that accent:cool:

[Nivvie]

The pair of them need social workers.

If they weren't rich he'd have been evicted by the council and she'd be begging the Children's Panel for her kid back along with all other junkie mamas.

[Big Gus]

I dont think he's all that rich...

He givces tramps blowies for £20 or a rock, whichever they happen to have...

He's quite tall is Doherty.

[Tzar]

tall or not, i'd fuck him up...

[Big Gus]

I dunno, all that "crashing in crack dens in Camden"...

Must make a bloke quite hard...

[marsdaddy]

I wouldn't do her with your appendage, man. You don't like pubes, do you?

[Big Gus]

Do I like pubes??

Er.. A little bit is always nice..

[chrisd]

i don't wanna wait in vain for your love

[Pres Zount]

Haha, come on Gus, this is old material!

http://forums.britxbox.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=47524

Let's be havin' something new!

I think I read something along those lines in Viz magazine last week... :/

[Bitchamachacha]

Gus,

If you get a chance to give it to her proper, stuff a chili cheese dog from Dairy Queen in her mouth, and maybe a blizzard too..the one with Oreo cookie bits.

[Big Gus]

I think I read something along those lines in Viz magazine last week... :/

Man I first made this thread detailing my desire for Kate in fucking June or something...

These Vis people have a lot to answer for.

stuff a chili cheese dog from Dairy Queen in her mouth, and maybe a blizzard too..the one with Oreo cookie bits.

Will there still be room for my penis?

[discopants]

Do you think Kate Moss' ideal man is Johnny Thunders? Actually, come to think abiut it, she'd most likly go through the whole of The New York Dolls, stopping only to find a fresh vein or something ( I dont know the technicalities).