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so today i was about to do one of those hourly checks on the bathrooms to make sure every stall had tp and there wasnt trash everywhere and whatnot, and this lady comes up to me. "Hi, do you work here? I made a TERRIBLE mess in the bathroom, and I don't know how to clean it up, but I don't wanna leave it there." I thought, ok, hopefully she just clogged a toilet and there's water everywhere. plus who would admit face to face to a worker that they just made a very embarassing mess? so i walk in not expecting too much.
oh.my.god. there was shit everywhere. it was everywhere but in the toilet. it was all over the back of the seat, all over the front of the seat, all over the wall behind it, all over the floor. it splattered into the next stall!
how does something exit a butthole at suck speeds that it GOES EVERYWHERE? god old people are gross
Kid Presentable
10-09-2006, 11:51 PM
so today i was about to do one of those hourly checks on the bathrooms to make sure every stall had tp and there wasnt trash everywhere and whatnot, and this lady comes up to me. "Hi, do you work here? I made a TERRIBLE mess in the bathroom, and I don't know how to clean it up, but I don't wanna leave it there." I thought, ok, hopefully she just clogged a toilet and there's water everywhere. plus who would admit face to face to a worker that they just made a very embarassing mess? so i walk in not expecting too much.
oh.my.god. there was shit everywhere. it was everywhere but in the toilet. it was all over the back of the seat, all over the front of the seat, all over the wall behind it, all over the floor. it splattered into the next stall!
how does something exit a butthole at suck speeds that it GOES EVERYWHERE? god old people are gross
Hahahaha. She looked you in the eye and said that? That's fucking hilarious! Although not for the person who has to clan it up. Maybe she swung from the roof whilst unleashing her guts.
that's the only possible explanation.
what made it even grosser is that she walked backed out into the store after she talked to me. i mean, there is no way her ass could have been clean, and you cant walk around and let that stuff marinate in your crack!
Dorothy Wood
10-09-2006, 11:57 PM
that used to happen a lot when I worked at Hobby Lobby, where lots of old ladies shop. I have no idea what happens...maybe they're trying to hover? and then end up spraying poop everywhere? It's a mystery. guess we'll just have to wait until we're old ladies and be like, "ah ha! mystery solved! oh stock girl, I've made a mistake" :o
Ack. I was eating and I still clicked this.
I'm a sucker for punishment.
tracky
10-10-2006, 01:41 AM
my grandma did that to our toilet once. gaaaaaross cause i discovered it. she had a stroke and isn't really with it much so there's a good chance she walked out without even realising
Nivvie
10-10-2006, 02:15 AM
I'm so impressed she owned up and wanted to clean it herself.
A mess that bad is usually caused by spasms, being forced to double upand therefore aim high, and also things like Diverticulitis, a condition which especially effects the elderly.
Basically, they think it's over, and they stand up, but without warning, there's more! Tr they think it's just wind, as they often can't tell the difference, so their underwear lives in fear of random pebble dashing.
TurdBerglar
10-10-2006, 05:53 AM
im killing myself before this happens to me. no fucking way am i going to endure this
zorra_chiflada
10-10-2006, 06:07 AM
yuck :(
Otis Driftwood
10-10-2006, 06:16 AM
im killing myself before this happens to me. no fucking way am i going to endure this
Imagine the relief you must feel upon releasing such a tremendous force blast. Then smoke a cig. Ah, good shits, good times...
im killing myself before this happens to me. no fucking way am i going to endure this
oh fuckin' aye. about 90% of people that use the public toilet at our work are seniors. don't think i'll ever wanna go in there anytime soon.
beastiegirrl101
10-10-2006, 12:51 PM
Kate, you're kind of a dirty girl aren't you? I've noticed a trend among your threads.
thats like the last southpark and the poo bucket with cartman's mom.
cookiepuss
10-10-2006, 12:55 PM
she was probably just having some trouble with her new anal peircing.:(
Echewta
10-10-2006, 12:55 PM
Kate is pretty nasty.
i'm not dirty. as tuber once told me, i like to "share"
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