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Loppfessor
10-10-2006, 09:31 AM
Explain yourselves...
Kerrbear
10-10-2006, 09:36 AM
Define "new".
Loppfessor
10-10-2006, 09:49 AM
Someone who is not an alias that has been here for a few months with fewer than 80 posts.
Hey fool! It's my thread I make the rules.....anyway what he said plus anyone I never heard of
fraserallison
10-10-2006, 09:50 AM
i am sparticus
trailerprincess
10-10-2006, 09:53 AM
No, I am Sparticus!
Loppfessor
10-10-2006, 10:27 AM
I'm so old around here its sad.
ahem
plus anyone I never heard of
icy manipulator
10-10-2006, 10:29 AM
i bet there's about 5 ppl that are the same person
Loppfessor
10-10-2006, 10:31 AM
i bet there's about 5 ppl that are the same person
Oh really??!! And where exactly were you whent he crime occured?
Loppfessor
10-10-2006, 10:38 AM
^Oh Jeebus I sure hope not. For real though I have noticed a LOT of new names and crap on here. We'll just consider this to be Lopp's freshmen mixer
Kerrbear
10-10-2006, 10:57 AM
Post #78
Kerrbear
10-10-2006, 10:58 AM
Post #79
Kerrbear
10-10-2006, 10:59 AM
Post #80.
Hey look, I'm an old-timer!!
:D
Loppfessor
10-10-2006, 11:10 AM
Post #80.
Hey look, I'm an old-timer!!
:D
Hey fool I was making a legitimate attempt to get to know some of the new faces in the crowd and you mock me??!! My shit list is not an easy one to get off young lady
yooooo
10-10-2006, 11:41 AM
Hello, Mr. Loppfessor i am yooooo
Nivvie
10-10-2006, 11:57 AM
I'm a glass of Dandelion and Burdock.
Whatitis
10-10-2006, 12:00 PM
I am the walrus.
hpdrifter
10-10-2006, 01:53 PM
Hey fool! It's my thread I make the rules.....anyway what he said plus anyone I never heard of
I don't know why but this made me lololol.
Kerrbear
10-10-2006, 02:11 PM
Hey fool I was making a legitimate attempt to get to know some of the new faces in the crowd and you mock me??!! My shit list is not an easy one to get off young lady
Yikes, thanks for the warning about your shit list. That must be why everyone else here treats you with such gravity and respect. I'll really try to do better in future.
Yikes, thanks for the warning about your shit list. That must be why everyone else here treats you with such gravity and respect. I'll really try to do better in future.
He doesn't have a shit list....it's more like a list of people to kill. Like the guy in Billy Madison
Kerrbear
10-10-2006, 02:49 PM
Hahaha...she's like 48 years old.
KERRBEAR'S SHIT LIST:
1) cmute rhyme.
Big Gus
10-10-2006, 02:52 PM
A hot flash?
I'm new/old. I've not been around for ages, now I'm back.
Big Gus
10-10-2006, 02:58 PM
Er.. Whut?
Big Gus
10-10-2006, 03:07 PM
Not much I'm drinking cider...
It's like I'm regressing back to some past teenage period of cider, standing by the swings attempting to get a feel of boob through a thick jumper from some cider inebriated girls...
..that's all.
Kerrbear
10-10-2006, 03:12 PM
Touchy. Are you having a hot flash?
Why, have you found a remedy that helps with yours?
Big Gus
10-10-2006, 03:14 PM
Isnt it a hot flush?
Fuck knows thats what my Mum moaned about when she went all weird about 40....
Kerrbear
10-10-2006, 04:42 PM
Yes, it's called a being a guy.
That was the funny part. I guess I'll have to scale back the subtlety in my humor.
befsquire
10-10-2006, 05:26 PM
Why, have you found a remedy that helps with yours?
it's in his purse next to his tampons.
it's in his purse next to his tampons.
The sad part is that he won't acknowledge his menopause onset... carries 3 year old tampons just to remember the good 'ol days...
Dasuta
10-11-2006, 02:59 AM
Hi, yeah I'm new. I think it's possible to be new, and have the essence of a regular, when you know your shit. Especially if you're an avid reader of the BBMB Times.
Kid Presentable
10-11-2006, 03:29 AM
Hi, yeah I'm new. I think it's possible to be new, and have the essence of a regular, when you know your shit. Especially if you're an avid reader of the BBMB Times.
You're a fucking shit liar.
Dasuta
10-11-2006, 03:33 AM
Yeah, I am. I'm not so new. But not so old. Why all the fuss on aliases? As long as there's not a hidden agenda. I'm not a distinguishable personality on any of my names.
Kid Presentable
10-11-2006, 03:53 AM
Yeah, I am. I'm not so new. But not so old. Why all the fuss on aliases? As long as there's not a hidden agenda. I'm not a distinguishable personality on any of my names.
Makora.
Dasuta
10-11-2006, 03:56 AM
Yep. You're about the only person that remembers me. Anyway, I know it sucks that I change names all the time, but I do that with everything. With a big forum like this, it's not like you (in general) get remembered or missed.
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 07:21 AM
What the crap? This thread is still going? Uh I mean of course it is...
yooooo
10-11-2006, 07:23 AM
of course man... i mean, you are loppfessor! THE loppfessor!
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 07:28 AM
of course man... i mean, you are loppfessor! THE loppfessor!
Well when you're right you're right!
Kerrbear
10-11-2006, 07:44 AM
:eek: Two Kerrbears? What does this mean? I feel like Lo Pan.
I had no idea about kll when I set up my account. It's going to be tough to uphold the high standard of quality she has set for that nickname, but I'll do my best.
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 07:46 AM
So Kerrbear since you're old and all would you consideryourself a MILF?
yooooo
10-11-2006, 07:48 AM
eheheheh... MILF....
eheheheh
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 07:50 AM
eheheheh... MILF....
eheheheh
yooooo...I feel weird saying this having just met you but, I think I love you!
yooooo
10-11-2006, 07:52 AM
alright you sexy DILF
ehehehe DILF....
eheheheh
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 07:55 AM
alright you sexy DILF
ehehehe DILF....
eheheheh
That reminds me of something....that I'll hafta post a whole new thread about
Kerrbear
10-11-2006, 07:56 AM
So Kerrbear since you're old and all would you consideryourself a MILF?
I am not 48.
Cmute- you're a dead man.
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 08:01 AM
I am not 48.
Cmute- you're a dead man.
Just answer the question please...
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 08:03 AM
^Not that question I was inquiring about her MILF status
Kerrbear
10-11-2006, 08:06 AM
I'm not a mother. The "ILF" part is something you'll have to decide.
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 08:08 AM
I'm not a mother. The "ILF" part is something you'll have to decide.
Well I do have pretty low standards and self esteem so I'd say you're in
avignon
10-11-2006, 08:25 AM
Hi I'm new. (Quick somebody flirt with me and make go LOL :D every other post.)
Kerrbear
10-11-2006, 08:25 AM
Well I do have pretty low standards and self esteem so I'd say you're in
SCORE! I'll start cleaning out the back seat of my car.
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 08:27 AM
Hi I'm new. (Quick somebody flirt with me and make go LOL :D every other post.)
Okay flirting isn't really my strong point but I"ll give it a go....umm hey momma do you enjoy cyber-intercourse with strangers??
SCORE! I'll start cleaning out the back seat of my car.
No...leave it dirty...
avignon
10-11-2006, 08:29 AM
Okay flirting isn't really my strong point but I"ll give it a go....umm hey momma do you enjoy cyber-intercourse with strangers??
No...leave it dirty...
LOL :D
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 08:34 AM
:o
What did you have in mind, stud?
I'm not sure actually, no one has ever said yes...HEY! Wait a minute!
avignon
10-11-2006, 08:49 AM
:D
you're such a new girl
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 09:13 AM
I like being called "new" because I am very used.
I know that's right you're so the BBMB bicycle...
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 09:25 AM
Damnit man I only know a few clever ways to call someone a whore, don't ruin this for me
*snorts*
"High standards"
assclown.
Makora.
i remember you too, makora. i liked you but after you changed your name 2 times, i just couldn't be fucked trying to recognise if it was you.
Loppfessor
10-12-2006, 12:18 PM
I totally lost track of what's going on in this thread
Loppfessor
10-12-2006, 12:21 PM
LOL oh in that case BOOO BOOO BOOOURNS!!
SandyLove
10-12-2006, 01:42 PM
Me me me me, I'm new here..... infact this is my first time on a message board, I don't normally suffer from boredom I do have a life outside of the internet, this is more of a personal research thing, and just really love the beastie boys!! So cool! :)
SandyLove
10-12-2006, 01:51 PM
What do you mean "personal research"?
Well like i said message boards are a relatively new concept for me, any new life experience is considered personal research, I'm an artist and a writer.
Loppfessor
10-12-2006, 01:55 PM
I'm an artist and a writer.
Oooh in that case, I'll have the steak and can I see a wine list?
SandyLove
10-12-2006, 02:01 PM
Holy Crap!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha
Loppfessor
10-12-2006, 02:09 PM
Sorry in most cases that's secret code for "waiter"
Freebasser can give you new life experiences...and crabs.:(
i prefer his flamingoes
SandyLove
10-12-2006, 03:43 PM
His flamingoes are to die for.
I'm lost.... do i want to know what his flamingoes are?
I definately don't want any crabs thats for sure!!!
It's a secret, but it will be a life experience.;)
are some experiences not life experiences?
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