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kate
10-10-2006, 10:46 AM
i was watching some documentary on rumspringa, and apparently all the amish kids have cell phones (i've been trying to figure out how they charge them), and everynight someone new brings truck loads of alcohol to his barn, and he calls up all his amish homies, and they ship other amish homies in from other states, and party! this one guy said he counted over 1500 heads at this one party! all the amish guys would think i'm hot because i'd wear regular person clothes and my boobies would be hangin out and i'd be like "in your face amish girl in apron!" and thatd be cool:cool:

so i'm headin up to lancaster this weekend
icy manipulator
10-10-2006, 10:51 AM
tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!
Echewta
10-10-2006, 10:58 AM
Buggy races to get the chick.
jabumbo
10-10-2006, 11:00 AM
lancaster huh?
Rock
10-10-2006, 11:02 AM
The Devil's Playground right?

Really entertaining.

Amish kids on meth all paranoid and shit.....good stuff.
kate
10-10-2006, 11:04 AM
lancaster is the closest amish country to me.

this one kid in the movie was pure gangsta. how do you go from smelling like b.o. and not wearing shoes while working on the farm to selling crystal meth to support your habits and talking like yo this motherfucker yo? amish kids are crazy, i want one
TimDoolan
10-10-2006, 11:05 AM
Amish Parties?
ET
10-10-2006, 01:09 PM
Oh my, that'd rock. All those girls do is churn butter all day. Mwahahaha.
HEIRESS
10-10-2006, 01:12 PM
Hutterites are way doper
Ally Al
10-10-2006, 01:20 PM
don't they have some sort of deal that between the ages of 16 and 19 they can live in the non amish world and do non amish things and then after that they decide which path the want to take ?
ET
10-10-2006, 01:23 PM
Hutterites are way doper

Is that some kind of hippy thing?
Rock
10-10-2006, 01:26 PM
don't they have some sort of deal that between the ages of 16 and 19 they can live in the non amish world and do non amish things and then after that they decide which path the want to take ?

i was watching some documentary on rumspringa
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kate
10-10-2006, 01:40 PM
it starts at 16. they can take however long they want. they can join the church in a few months, or they can go out and live with electronics and beer and join the church 30 years down the road (though that'd be stupid because then they couldnt have any amish babies!). once they join though, they gotta stay for life, or else they are SHUNNED like that velda bitch
Ally Al
10-10-2006, 01:59 PM
it starts at 16. they can take however long they want. they can join the church in a few months, or they can go out and live with electronics and beer and join the church 30 years down the road (though that'd be stupid because then they couldnt have any amish babies!). once they join though, they gotta stay for life, or else they are SHUNNED like that velda bitch


from rocks quotes it must've been the same docu i've seen bits of, don't most of them end up going back ?
kate
10-10-2006, 02:03 PM
yeah all of em except the thug. i bet he'll go back eventually though. he wanted to so bad but he wanted to be with that girl too, theyll probably end up breaking up.
abcdefz
10-10-2006, 02:16 PM
Amish kids on meth all paranoid and shit.....good stuff.




"Abel? Abel! Is it just me, brother, or... is that scythe grinning at us...?"

"Joseph, it's just hanging on the -- "

"But look at it -- "

"Every time, Joseph. Do we have to do this every time?"

"But -- !"

"Hook up your trousers; Molly'll see you."

*grumbles*