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kate
10-10-2006, 11:47 AM
i want to start shopping there so that my jeans will fit my ass and the waist and the gut wont be huge and give me that flat lip in the crotch region ya know? pants are such a pain in the ass to shop for, ugh. so who's black here?
HEIRESS
10-10-2006, 12:04 PM
there are no black lady jean shops around here

main reason why I havent owned a pair since 1995, shit looks horrible on me because the pair that fits my thighs and hips also are too loose in the waist
kate
10-10-2006, 12:05 PM
but what else is there? besides cords.
HEIRESS
10-10-2006, 12:08 PM
thats basically all I wear is cords, I have lots of colors!
kaiser soze
10-10-2006, 12:16 PM
I love cords on ladies
kate
10-10-2006, 12:57 PM
apple bottoms are spensive. and the apple seems kinda stupid to me. maybe i'll buy just one pair
HEIRESS
10-10-2006, 01:12 PM
FUCK JEANS!
adam_f
10-10-2006, 01:19 PM
I like to wear assless chaps when I have diarrhea. Just easier that way.
Lex Diamonds
10-10-2006, 03:51 PM
I like to wear assless chaps when I have diarrhea. Just easier that way.
lol
Bob
10-10-2006, 04:05 PM
I love cords on ladies

yeah me too

round the wrists and ankles mostly

SHOCK
skra75
10-10-2006, 05:10 PM
:(
Dorothy Wood
10-11-2006, 12:20 AM
I was just thinking about apple bottom jeans today. I've only seen them once on this chick that I think is a roller derby girl because another time I saw her with roller skates on the bus. anyway, her butt is really flabby and gross and the jeans were tight and it seemed like the jeans were dictating the shape of her...like they'd been filled with cream cheese. :(
ms.peachy
10-11-2006, 05:29 AM
but what else is there? besides cords.
Skirts.
na§tee
10-11-2006, 05:33 AM
jeans are so twentieth-century.

i haven't worn anything trouser-shaped in about two years. except pj's and gym gear, of course.
skirts & dresses all the way heyheyhey!
Loppfessor
10-11-2006, 07:37 AM
Man a thread where the ladies all bitch about how fat their asses are....this place is starting to become too much like real life.
zorra_chiflada
10-11-2006, 08:26 AM
dude, you have an obsession
avignon
10-11-2006, 08:31 AM
my ass defies gravity.
avignon
10-11-2006, 08:48 AM
Don't tell anyone! Damn!
Tone Capone
10-11-2006, 11:07 AM
i want to start shopping there so that my jeans will fit my ass and the waist and the gut wont be huge and give me that flat lip in the crotch region ya know? pants are such a pain in the ass to shop for, ugh. so who's black here?

Maybe if you switched to soy milk you would have such a huge gut?

Surely pants don't magically make your gut huge:confused: I mean COME ON!















FACE!
kate
10-11-2006, 04:20 PM
no you can't read. i said the gut in the PANTS is too big, meaning MY gut is too small, from drinking my three servings of dairy a day to make my waist smaller.

FACE BACK!
kate
10-11-2006, 04:28 PM
i dunno. he FACEd me, so i FACEd him BACK. FACE BACK. stfu u:mad:
venusvenus123
10-11-2006, 04:52 PM
gotta love kate. :cool:
Dorothy Wood
10-12-2006, 12:14 AM
so I was at TJMaxx today and I tried on some Apple Bottom jeans. I held them up in my size and was like, "the hey? these are gigantor", so I grabbed a pair that was about 2 sizes smaller than my normal jean size and tried them on and they were still too big and I didn't feel like getting another pair to try on. I tried on some thermal underwear though, with rabbits on them, they were cute, but I didn't buy them...I should've. :(
Tone Capone
10-12-2006, 07:32 AM
no you can't read. i said the gut in the PANTS is too big, meaning MY gut is too small, from drinking my three servings of dairy a day to make my waist smaller.

FACE BACK!

Can I hit it? :)
hitmonlee
10-12-2006, 09:51 AM
You had me from "my ass..."

Edit: Dyslexia

ohh i love it when people say that

you had me from "you had me"