I have just discovered something...

[cookiepuss]

that I'm not sure I wanted to know. and now I must share it with everyone!

umm...how do I put this...are you people aware that people out there are getting thier anus peirced? um they are. would you like proof? yeah you think you wanna see this? ok.....

http://www.bmezine.com/news/pubring/20041004.html
it's a great little article called:
"Everything You Ever Wanted
To Know About Anal Piercing
But Were Afraid To Ask"

warning there are photographs (though the thumbnails are blurry until you click on them and then they go full size technicolor).

you should not view this site if:
you have a heart condition
you are homophobic
your boss can see your computer screen from where you sit.
you vomit at the site of blood (and poop)
if fact most of you probably shouldn't view this site (though most of you probably will)

[b i o n i c]

hey i thought we broke up yesterday. and now you come here with this, erm, shit? whatchu you tryin to get a wigga fired?

[cookiepuss]

well when I think of bloody assholes you come to mind. ;) hee hee

[Echewta]

Sterling Starfish.

[cookiepuss]

seriously though this is some of the most shocking shit I've seen in a long time.

and ah the Q& A sections of the site are really choice. heh.

[Guy Incognito]

Woah, that is minging. Some people have way got way too much time on their hands if they are sat around thinkin "hey you know sittin down is borin, I wanna liven it up". Christ on a bike. I didnt read all the article, I skimmed thru after lookin at the pics but the bit below I thought was ace.

BME:
What advice would you have for people who want an anal piercing?

Travis:
Don’t do it. The area is really dirty, and the risk of infection is quite high. If the area does get infected, you likely will have a fistula, like I had. That will require the “jewelry band” to be inserted and tightened until it migrates out. I have been told that once a hole is formed in the anal canal, it will not close up as the gunk in the hole will keep it infected. It is not like your ear or penis where it will heal easily.

[beastiegirrl101]

who'd want to pierce the stink star?

[Echewta]

Like your ear or penis, which heals quickly.

Hmmm, interesting...

[cookiepuss]

Woah, that is minging. Some people have way got way too much time on their hands if they are sat around thinkin "hey you know sittin down is borin, I wanna liven it up". Christ on a bike.

lol. um it appears to be a "gay" thing.

[Tzar]

yeah the token gay guy at high school told people he had a gooch piercing.....

[b i o n i c]

fucking retards :rolleyes: it would be great if people didnt spend so much time tihnking up crap like this and more time on important shit. like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

[cookiepuss]

First we’ll talk to Travis, a thirty year old white-collar business owner. He’s rather mainstream looking when you first see him, but he does have a few genital piercings, and rather by accident, found himself with an anal piercing as well.

lol how does one get an anal pericing by "accident"? they really don't elaborate on that part.

hummm white collar business owner? just think your boss might be wearing 10 gauge horseshoe in his ass right now!

[Guy Incognito]

Right, been reading a bit more of that and found this :

Next, we talked to Mike, a 58 year old retired doctor from the Midlands (are you beginning to think this is a very British piercing yet?). For almost fifty years he’s enjoyed anal sensations, and was always looking for something that could provide an “ongoing anal awareness”. After seeing his first anal piercing on BME, it became a “must have”.


So by that he has been stickin "items" up his bum since he was 8! "Ongoing anal awareness". I have an anus and i know its always gonna be there. Thats all there is. Dude is effed up if you ask me

[Guy Incognito]

yeah the token gay guy at high school told people he had a gooch piercing.....

The gooch is the bit between your bits right? No cycling for that guy!

[kate]

gross #1 (http://modblog.bmezine.com/videos/laying-eggs.wmv)
unrelated but gross #2 (http://modblog.bmezine.com/videos/gofb.wmv)

WATCH THOSE

edit: it would help if i posted the right links.

[monkey]

noooooooooooo.
id gone through life without seeing that. id gone through life not knowing. why oh why did i have to experience that?

[cookiepuss]

it's kinda important to know what people are doing with thier butts. this is evolution and this is what we are doing with it.

I'm just an educator, mang.

[beastiegirrl101]

it really is all about esthetics

[Echewta]

I'd like to do something like that to celebrate my favorite sports team. Show my pride.

[kate]

DID YOU WATCH THE VIDEOS YET? seriously, watch the second one. oh and the first one too! they're CRAZY

[beastieangel01]

owie kapowie

and what the hell.

[adam_f]

The only time I thought this could be potentially hot was when I saw Crystal post and the thought of her posting her own picture went through my head.

[ET]

Now I have another thing to hook my chain to.

[beastieangel01]

The only time I thought this could be potentially hot was when I saw Crystal post and the thought of her posting her own picture went through my head.

are you suggesting that I get my anus pierced?

that's completely out of the question, sir!

[Rock]

My roommate was tell us about the most disturbing porn his former roommate decided to show him, thinking it would be funny. This girl had a fat dildo in her ass with the tip curved up a bit and then inserted it in her pussy, but they position it so the tip is actually pressing something so you can see it pressing out of her ass or something.

Whatever, it was very disturbing to her.
that didn't really make sense. unless she has a whole from her vajayjay to her buttle.

[adam_f]

Originally posted by beastieangel01
are you suggesting that I get my anus pierced?

that's completely out of the question, sir!

No, that would hurt. OH GOD! I just thought of how bad sodomy would hurt. OH GOD! GET IT OUT!

[The Notorious LOL]

typical run of the mill homosexuals dont bother me...but faggots really fucking disgust me.

[kate]

i get it. they stretched out her butthole so it was nice and open, then they took it out and put the curved part of the dildo into her vagina and pushed it back so that rectum skin was coming out! sick!!

[venusvenus123]

there are some things i'm happy to be ignorant about.

[cookiepuss]

please tell me that the guy in video two was the victim of a terrible logging accident and that he did not have his penis purposely split down the middle so he could have two dicks. please tell me.(n) :(

ah and the way he comes is redunculous. *sad* he'll never make a baby like that.

[cosmo105]

goddamnit kate!


yeah, i've heard of weiner splitting before. i didn't know about the whole spooging at the stump part though. crazy.

[Kerrbear]

Can you imagine: "Honey, we've been dating for a while now, and I really like you. I have something I have to tell you..."

[backwoods]

DID YOU WATCH THE VIDEOS YET? seriously, watch the second one. oh and the first one too! they're CRAZY


HOOOOOOEUUUEUUEUE NooeoueuueueueueuueueueueuuooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!O!O!O!O!!!!! :eek: (n) (n)

[jackrock]

Up until reading this thread I wondered why I got out of bed this morning.

Thanks. Thank A LOT.

[cosmo105]

i can't get over the "circle o' dicks" tattoo that one guy has

[tracky]

i'm not clicking on a single link in this thread. I've had my fill of internet grossness and would rather just not know now. Shit even thinking about internet grossness brings up flashbacks of goatse and tubgirl (n)

[Dorothy Wood]

oh my god. why oh why would you want to split your weiner? and what on earth happened to those poor balls?

I feel yucky.